Love Begins
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@byedallas-blog
Benji ⇄ *frown face emoji* *broken heart emoji*
Ben: wow since when were you so bossy?
Dallas: im waiting
Benji ⇄ *frown face emoji* *broken heart emoji*
Ben: you know where they key is.
Dallas: if youw ant me, come out here and get me
Benji ⇄ *frown face emoji* *broken heart emoji*
Ben: like i said. congratulations.
Dallas: whatever. I'm outside
Benji ⇄ *frown face emoji* *broken heart emoji*
Ben: good on you. best boyfriend award.
Dallas: fuck you. don't be bitter because I can get someone to love me.
Benji ⇄ *frown face emoji* *broken heart emoji*
Ben: ooh poor baby
Ben: you know where the spare key is. i'll be in my room.
Dallas: yeah, gonna visit her after as well
Dallas: don't rush me
Benji ⇄ *frown face emoji* *broken heart emoji*
Ben: amazing
Ben: good.
Dallas: sorry, had to take care of charlie, she's sick
Dallas: almost there
Benji ⇄ *frown face emoji* *broken heart emoji*
Ben: i'm so glad you found someone like that
Ben: it's really a miracle
Ben: now come the fuck over or i'll start without you
Dallas: yeah, think i'm in love
Dallas: on my way
Benji ⇄ *frown face emoji* *broken heart emoji*
Ben: oh splendid. lovely. FANTASTIC.
Ben: incredible, really
Dallas: shes everything i want
Benji ⇄ *frown face emoji* *broken heart emoji*
Ben: all of them.
Dallas: I'll just bring my laptop then.
Dallas: we have quite a few, the more recent ones are the best. made one last night.
Benji ⇄ *frown face emoji* *broken heart emoji*
Ben: sounds lovely
Dallas: how many should i bring?
Benji ⇄ *frown face emoji* *broken heart emoji*
Ben: yea ok
Dallas: so, ill bring the tapes over when i visit?
Benji ⇄ *frown face emoji* *broken heart emoji*
Ben: we should make a tape.
Dallas: fuck no
Dallas: i dont want to remember this in two years
Benji ⇄ *frown face emoji* *broken heart emoji*
Ben: sounds like you're trying to convince yourself of that.
Dallas: I'd be more than happy to show you a few tapes of us together
Benji ⇄ *frown face emoji* *broken heart emoji*
Ben: I could be
Ben: oh you're back with Charlie? I bet she'd be thrilled to know you're coming over tonight
Ben: I bet she doesn't moan your name like I do, baby
Ben: I bet she doesn't make you feel as good as I do
Dallas: she is a better fuck than you. she is louder and sucks a mean dick
Dallas: she is better than you
Benji ⇄ *frown face emoji* *broken heart emoji*
Ben: cause you're hot and a good fuck?
Ben: whatever. I'm not gonna get emotional. Just make sure you don't cause I'm not really in the mood to get sappy
Dallas: I'm sure there are plenty others around. For all I know, you could be pushing one out of your bed as we speak.
Dallas: I have a girlfriend for that, dont worry.
Benji ⇄ *frown face emoji* *broken heart emoji*
Ben: good to know
Ben: I hadn't had a dick up my ass in a while, calm down buddy.
Dallas: why else would you keep coming back?
Dallas: sure that's what it was. Either way, you get emotional, don't let it happen this time
Benji ⇄ *frown face emoji* *broken heart emoji*
Ben: oh so I'm desperate?
Ben: then it's a good thing I don't want to.
Dallas: Yes.
Dallas: guess so. i just hope you don't slip up during sex, you know how you get. i do remember one instance of.. crying was it?