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[byefallon]

pcejordan:

“I’m not cut out for manual labor, this is just absolutely ridiculous.”

That is exactly why i’m hiring someone to do all of the manual labor that my family thinks would be “good” for me to do.

[byefallon]

alisonmurray97:

Ooh, I have the same issue. Except I’m not exactly smart enough to go to Harvard but I got into some pretty rad state schools with some scholarship money. Oh, well…thank God I’m not on the cheer team then. But why would you want to boss around a bunch of high schoolers? I mean….if you were going to go to Harvard you are probably over high school. Or not and maybe I have this all wrong. Wait, what if you’re the coach?! Or maybe you just really loved high school? OR..maybe you don’t age!!

I was head cheerleader for three years in high school, i ran that place, so i can’t just let a bunch of idiotic high schoolers ruin everything that i worked for.  Therefore, since i am home, i can take back what is mine, so, i guess, that means i’m their coach for the next couple months and am able to make sure they don’t ruin anything and i can also make their lives a living hell - so that is a plus.

[byefallon]

milesomfg:

At least you know that you’re making their lives suck.

Someone has to make their lives hell and, obviously, the head cheerleader i did pick out wasn’t doing their job correctly.

[byefallon]

Thanks to this fucking hurricane, it looks like i’m not able to get out of this little town to go to Harvard for another couple months. But, thankfully, I am able to take back control of the cheer team - since i am home - and continue to make their lives suck again. So, i guess this isn’t all bad.

[byefallon]

okay hello i figured i would post this before i log off to go out BUT im marina and idk what to say because im hella awk but im seventeen and live in the eastern time zone ((is that even important???)) ok but ill leave a bunch of facts about fallon (shes rlly annoying i apologize in advance):

fallon is a perfectionist and get in the way of something that she is attempting to do and she will kill you honestly

her family is like hella rich and they inherited some sorta company so fallon is actually one of those rich bitches

going into freshman year her family fell apart so nice and shy fallon  changed and turned into mean scary bitchy sassy cheerleader fallon

she dropped most of her old friends and made new friends mostly with cheerleaders or jocks or anyone other than her old friends

she has zero chill for a lot of things (especially prom queen)  and will prob blow up on annoying people with a gpa lower than 3.8 but mostly

she's bossy and thinks that most of the things in the town or around town revolve around her since she was head cheerleader

she also sucks at driving so if you annoy her you may or may not 'accidentally' almost get run over by her car

shes bad at showing feelings (other than happiness - even though some of it might be fake- and anger) and has actually opened up to maybe like three people in the last four - five years

in general fallon is mean and kinda sucks but i'm still fallon af honestly

OKAY THSAT was from a couple months ago but everything (like attitude wise) but obviously she isn’t a cheerleader anymore (even tho she wishes she was )

ok you can hmu to plot on here or on my aim (marina_aim)

[ughkyria-blog]

Mhmm, that’s true. Are you staying in a dorm or off campus? Because I can see you living in either and possibly joining a sorority. I mean I already have done what I can and did a bit more on my small California excursion, but I’ll deal with the rest when I leave in a couple of weeks. I don’t really mind since all I will be doing is training. I can see that being a reason. Did you ever elect soemone worthy of being your successor, by the way?

[byefallon]

On campus, i’d figure that i should at least try to get the full college experience for at least my first year at school, but then in the years after i’ll probably switch to off campus. I’m just a bit worried about the whole roommate situation, since you know i don’t...get along well with others. I think a sorority would be fun! I haven’t thought about that until now, so i’ll look into it. I attempted to; I picked some sophomore who thought she was of enough value to live up to my standards of being head cheerleader, i’m just waiting until she comes crawling back for me asking for help.

[maxdcotes-deactivated20150731]

“You leave town for a few months and suddenly everything’s changed. Wild. I hope I was missed.”

[byefallon]

It seemed like everything changed for the better while you were gone. What gave you the idea that everyone wanted you to come back?

[ughkyria-blog]

That’s true. I’m surprised you’re not getting ready for college right now. That’s a good idea. I am totally okay with this and will probably help with setting up.

[byefallon]

Oh, come on, Ky, you should know that i’ve had all of my college essentials ordered and shipped to my house before we graduated. I would love your help, I just think i need something to do with all my time now that I don’t have to deal with bratty cheerleaders.

[smhmilo-deactivated20150723]

I’m voting in favour of one of these parties, Fallon. I’ve been hitting the gym heaps since graduation, you know. Been working on my bikini body. I need a legitimate excuse to show it off.

[byefallon]

Of course you vote in favor, I do throw the best parties in this town and everyone knows it. Oh, yeah? Your bikini body? I don’t know if i really want to see that. But, i guess, you can come show it off at my house, if you must.

[cowardlyleo-deactivated20180625]

“…—-You’re joking right? I mean surely you can’t be serious. Did you listen to a word I said? She lost the bracelet. So how about you just fuck off, yeah?” 

[byefallon]

“All i’m saying is that if things go missing when you’re around that most likely points to you taking them. It just looks bad on you.”

[cowardlyleo-deactivated20180625]

“I honestly don’t think you know how annoying it is when people accuse me of taking their stuff every other minute. I mean yeah. I steal stuff. I’m not going to try to lie about that. But I don’t make people forget where they put their stupid shit! It’s like okay. Maybe you lost it. Could that ever be an explanation?” 

[byefallon]

“Or maybe you actually stole it. You know because once you steal something, it’s probably like a constant thing. Once a thief, always a thief. You start with smaller things, then work your way up, right? That’s how it works, i think? I wouldn’t lie about it though, just own up to her.”

[highvoltagc]

That’s good to know. Aw, you must be bored out of your mind. Wait, so… Are the cheerleaders still at your beck and call? Like are they still your minions now that you’re retired from high school? And are you gonna be a cheerleader cult queen at college?

[byefallon]

I try my best to stay away because i don’t want to be that one graduate who ends up staying around and hanging out with people who are still in high school. However, i’m just waiting for them to fuck up and come begging me to help them because even though i don’t want to be that kid, I will not let all of my hard work as head cheerleader go to waste. 

[highvoltagc]

Are you just using this as bait to find sacrifices? Because while I would love a great party, I also love living. Or are you done with the whole cheerleader cult thing because you’re all old and graduated now?

[byefallon]

If i did need sacrifices i would come up with a much better and more creative way than luring everyone with a party. I just need something to do with cheerleading over, I have way too much time on my hands since i’m not coming up with routines and keeping them all under control, thank god. 

[milesomfg]

I’m down. At least even if it ends up sucking, there’ll be free booze.

[byefallon]

Are you trying to suggest that my party throwing skills are terrible? Because compared to yours they are pretty fucking amazing.

[ughkyria-blog]

I mean, the only thing eventful that happened was my birthday and then I left for a few days and came back to pure stagnancy. That’s cool. A themed party would be nice. An ABC one would be interesting.

[byefallon]

Everyone is probably busy with summer vacation or getting ready for college. But, i’m sick and tired of dealing with the boredom, which was why i was going for a themed party. Gotta keep it interesting.

[ughkyria-blog]

Sounds really nice actually. I’m down for a legendary Fallon pool party. There has to be something to do in this deadbeat town.

[byefallon]

That’s exactly what i was thinking. Oh, maybe, we could keep it interesting and do a themed party, like an abc party? That would be something different.

[byefallon]

Since the weather is actually suppose to be getting nice over the next couple days, i was thinking about having one of my annual and, of course, legendary pool parties. Mostly because the last time we did anything even close to fun was gradation, unless you count the lame ass  parties that everyone tries to throw, which usually ends up being crashed by a bunch of fifteen year olds who think they are hot shit.