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it’s not you….it’s your zodiac sign
1 good & 1 bad thing about the signs
Aries: artistic but mystical
Taurus: caring but a smart-ass
Gemini: humorous but arrogant
Cancer: smart but explosive
Leo: passionate but offending
Virgo: creative but insecure
Libra: funny but basic
Scorpio: adventurous but selfish
Capricorn: unique but unconfident
Sagittarius: loving but insecure
Aquarius: passionate but aggressive
Pisces: calm but confused
HAIRSTYLES FOR 2016♡ {Natural Hair Edition}
ARIES: short textured curls, asymmetric updo
TAURUS: sectioned Mohawk with coils, flat twists with a bun up top
GEMINI: twisted roll with side bang and part, twisted underside with curls up top
CANCER: flat twists sectioned away from hair, bantu knots
LEO: classic cornrows, braided up to a puff bun
VIRGO: braided Galaxy buns, flat finger coils
LIBRA: pompadour, glossed top of hair in braided sections back into a ponytail
SCORPIO: cornrows into a French twist, braided half up half down
SAGITTARIUS: micro twists, two box braids down the back
CAPRICORN: French braid from nape of neck up into a bun, Havana twist
AQUARIUS: Dutch braid swept behind the ear into a bun, babydoll twists
PISCES: side swept fishbone braid, grecian/milkmaid updo
____ is the one that...
aries: takes you to fun places, makes bets with you, drags you into things you never thought you'd do
taurus: compliments your shirt, walks your dog for you, draws little pictures on your notebook
gemini: buys you donuts, decorates your locker, changes the subject when someone else brings up something you're uncomfortable with
cancer: makes you homemade cookies, lets your rest your head on their shoulder, always smiles really big at you
leo: buys you little gifts even when there's no occasion, takes a lot of pictures with you, compliments you everyday
virgo: helps you get your shit together (even if they don't have their own shit together), offers advice, sticks with you through thick and thin
libra: always lets you borrow something, whether it be a shirt or a pencil, pushes you to be confident with your crush, reminds you of the homework you have
scorpio: tells people to fuck off when you're upset, stares at you in admiration, texts you good morning and good night texts
sagittarius: brings you on road trips, pulls your hair back when you're throwing up when you're drunk, makes really awful puns
capricorn: helps you with homework, you can't function properly without, lets your stain their shirt with your tears and makeup
aquarius: makes you laugh so hard it hurts, makes you think of things you never thought about, wants to change the world with you
pisces: knows what to do when you're sad or angry, remembers the smallest details about you, plays with your hair when the two of you sit in silence
The Signs as Hairstyles
Aries: A messy high ponytail with wild strands hanging out
Taurus: Sleek straight with a middle part
Gemini: Untamed natural hair
Cancer: A half up half down hairdo
Leo: Curly beach waves
Virgo: A neat low bun.
Libra: Wavy with soft curls at the end
Scorpio: A long, even bob.
Sagittarius: Choppy shoulder length layers
Capricorn: A clean french braid.
Aquarius: A short pixie cut.
Pisces: Two loose braids.
PLANETS IN THE NATAL CHART
*Note: The signs within parentheses are used in traditional astrology!
Name: Sun
Dignity: Leo
Detriment: Aquarius
Exaltation: Aries
Fall: Libra
House: 5th
Name: Moon
Dignity: Cancer
Detriment: Capricorn
Exaltation: Taurus
Fall: Scorpio
House: 4th
Name: Mercury
Dignity: Gemini (Virgo)
Detriment: Sagittarius (Pisces)
Exaltation: Aquarius
Fall: Leo
House: 3rd & 6th
Name: Venus
Dignity: Taurus (Libra)
Detriment: Scorpio (Aries)
Exaltation: Pisces
Fall: Virgo
House: 2nd & 7th
Name: Mars
Dignity: Aries (Scorpio)
Detriment: Libra (Taurus)
Exaltation: Capricorn
Fall: Cancer
House: 1st
Name: Jupiter
Dignity: Sagittarius (Pisces)
Detriment: Gemini (Virgo)
Exaltation: Cancer
Fall: Capricorn
House: 9th
Name: Saturn
Dignity: Capricorn (Aquarius)
Detriment: Cancer (Leo)
Exaltation: Libra
Fall: Aries
House: 10th
Name: Uranus
Dignity: Aries
Detriment: Leo
Exaltation: Scorpio
Fall: Taurus
House: 11th
Name: Neptune
Dignity: Pisces
Detriment: Virgo
Exaltation: Unknown
Fall: Unknown
House: 12th
Name: Pluto
Dignity: Scorpio
Detriment: Taurus
Exaltation: Unknown
Fall: Unknown
House: 8th
The most annoying Zodiac Cliches
A Pisces Most Annoying Cliche: Being an escapist.
An Aquarius Most Annoying Cliche: Being aloof
A Capricorn Most Annoying Cliche: Being a workaholic
A Sagittarius Most Annoying Cliche: Being tactless
A Scorpio Most Annoying Cliche: Being possessive
A Libra Most Annoying Cliche: Being indecisive.
A Virgo Most Annoying Cliche: Overthinking
A Leo Most Annoying Cliche: Being arrogant.
A Cancer Most Annoying Cliche: Being temperamental.
A Gemini Most Annoying Cliche: Being Fickle
A Taurus Most Annoying Cliche: Being stubborn.
An Aries Most Annoying Cliche: Being impatient.
More Zodiac Here
The Signs as The Infernal Devices Books
Aries: Clockwork Prince
Taurus: Clockwork Princess
Gemini: Clockwork Angel
Cancer: Clockwork Prince
Leo: Clockwork Princess
Virgo: Clockwork Angel
Libra: Clockwork Angel
Scorpio: Clockwork Princess
Sagittarius: Clockwork Prince
Capricorn: Clockwork Angel
Aquarius: Clockwork Princess
Pisces: Clockwork Prince
Why do these mashed potatoes look so sad
i love being a taurus aka the bad bitch of the horoscope
taurus aka collector of scented candles
YOU're BITCH
“NOO”: cancer, pisces, libra “And?”: capricorn, leo, virgo, aries “I know”: scorpio, sagittarius “I love u too baby”: aquarius, taurus, gemini
Can you post a picture of shit crumbled down? I've been wanting those on tumblr. Cause ur blog says "astrology and shit"
it doesn’t, it says stars and shit
THE SIGNS AS FAMILY MEMBERS
Aries is the baby of the family. They can’t stop screaming, can’t stop crying, and they never sleep. When they’re upset, everyone must be upset too. Nevertheless they’re very charming and always get their way with people.
Taurus is your aunt in her mid-thirties with no kids. She has flings sometimes, but she prefers the lack of emotional attachment. She looks like she’s still in her twenties and works from home since cooking and gardening are her true loves.
Gemini is your seven year old nephew. He comes home from school and he’s so excited to share his newfound knowledge with his family. He wears glasses and has a chipped tooth, because he’s always pulling dumb stunts. He gets straight A’s on his report card, but his teacher always complains about him talking too much.
Cancer is the newly-wed, pregnant mom. She’s hormonal, she’s flushed, and she’s stressed, but she’s so full of life. She’s got a lot going on and she manages to keep it together. She loves children and baking, and she gives the best advice.
Leo is your 14-year old cousin. He’s caught between worlds. On one side he’s selfish and arrogant and a brat, and on the other he’s kind and protective. He wears a mask of confidence while the world beneath him is changing.
Virgo is the tired, single mother of many. Her patience is worn thin and she swears she’s cleaned this bathroom more than three times today. Before being wound so tightly, she was a writer living a fantasy life, but she preferred independence.
Libra is your 19 year old cousin you see at your family reunion and you ask her for makeup advice. She’s nice on the surface but with a biting sarcasm to boot. She’s never dated anyone for very long, she can’t seem to make up her mind.
Scorpio is your 21 year old brother of your cousin. He’s got dark eyes and he’s trying to get into med school despite him nearly flunking freshman year. You ask him about his friends, and he says he doesn’t have many. He’s too busy chasing down his dreams to try to make up for the past.
Sagittarius is your family friend that says he hasn’t seen you since you were a wee child. He’s brought you some obscure artifact from his latest travels which you’re pretty sure he obtained illegally. He later proceeds to get drunk and offer you marijuana.
Capricorn is your stern grandmother. She’s raised many kids under her iron hand. She’s tough but fair. She’ll always have cookies when you come over but she’ll reprimand you for having too many. When she was younger, she was a successful, self-made businesswoman.
Aquarius is your 30 year old brother. He never had much motivation, but earns a decent living from being a writer and blogger. He’s the funniest guy in your family, if anyone could ever understand his jokes. He keeps trying to talk to you about how 9/11 was an inside job, and you try to explain memes to him.
Pisces is your 18 year old sister. She just transferred colleges and decided she needed a change. She’s constantly cutting and dyeing her hair in attempts to find her real self. She drinks tons of tea and is vegan, but you’re pretty sure she still eats Chicken Nuggets.
Things you shouldn't say to the Signs
Aries: "Simply follow the rules" / Aries often feel a deep need to explore and wander and do as they please, & these urges come in waves they can't control.
Taurus: "Change your ways" / Taurus have come a long way to build who they are, and will not easily adapt or adjust their identity for no good reason. Accept it.
Gemini: "Stay still" / Gemini is known for their (nervous) energy and involuntary restlessness. Drumming fingers, tapping, fiddling. There's so much to contain.
Cancer: "Stop caring" / The Lunar baby, Cancer, is filled with emotions at all times. Without feelings, the Cancer feels empty and devoid of life. Soulless.
Leo: "You won't make a difference" / Leos were born to be warm and bright, to cherish and be cherished. So remember them for all the warmth they always give us.
Virgo: "No need to try your hardest" / Virgos are never satisfied until they've done their best. No matter what they're doing- their work is a piece of them.
Libra: "You won't understand" / A Libra will often try to connect with you, converse and reach out. Almost like a reflex. Don't shut them out. They'll understand.
Scorpio: "Just let it go" / Scorpios hold on tight to the things that make them feel complete, and wanted, and not broken. They need time to heal- and that's OK.
Sagittarius: "Sugarcoat it a litle" / Sagittarius are often tremendously in love with the idea of truth. They search for it everywhere- specially within their words.
Capricorn: "You're a disappointment" / Their work-orientated mind and pragmatic energy is fueled by deep rooted insecurity & fear of not being or doing enough.
Aquarius: "Do it my way" / The person who wanted to do something but won't anymore because you told them to is an Aquarius. Close the door, they'll tear the wall down
Pisces: "You can't save the world" / Nothing hurts a Pisces more than being powerless when it comes to the suffering of others. They'll never give in to indifference.
Your mental illness is lying to you.
You are not stupid. You are not ugly. You are not worthless. You are not weak. You are not a burden. Your mental illness is lying to you.
Also:
No you’re not bothering me. (Yes I’m serious.)
You’re not dumb.
You have great ideas.
Your smile isn’t ugly.
Neither is your laugh.
Yes people love you. No they’re not lying. Yes really.
YOU ARE NOT BOTHERING ME.
You don’t need to apologize, I actually AM very interested in our conversation.
YOU DON”T NEED TO APOLOGIZE FOR EXISTING.
in addition: yes i love you and your existence
Uhm… I really fucking needed to see this.
i can’t even tell what’s ironic and what’s not on this website anymore
Trust a Sign To...
Trust an Aries to show you a good time, one you’ll remember
Trust a Taurus to throw sarcastic jokes, to make you laugh endlessly
Trust a Gemini to talk to you when no one does, to entertain you
Trust a Cancer to keep your secrets for you, to assure you
Trust a Leo to indulge you with compliments, make you feel special
Trust a Virgo to help you with difficult times and things, to teach you
Trust a Libra to accompany you when lonely, to please only you
Trust a Scorpio to have deep conversations with you, past midnight
Trust a Sagittarius to teach you to never look back, to move forward
Trust a Capricorn to tell you the truth always, to give wise advice
Trust an Aquarius to do new things with you, to have your firsts with
Trust a Pisces to know when you’re feeling off, to listen to your troubles