interests: the last of us, resident evil, red dead redemption 2, god of war, detroit become human, love and deepspace, historical fiction, the bear, chainsaw man, devilman crybaby, nana (2005), neon genesis evangelion, manga/anime, webtoon/manhwa/manhua, percy jackson, the hunger games, donna tartt, hozier
(!!!) blog contains nsfw.
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CATEGORY: ❛❛ LOVE AND DEEPSPACE ❞
➵ hair wash day
pairing: sylus x reader
domestic fluff
CATEGORY: ❛❛ RESIDENT EVIL ❞
➵ when you're in town again
pairing: re9 leon kennedy x reader (no use of y/n)
angst with a happy ending, smut
➵ love me more series masterlist
pairing: leon kennedy x reader (no use of y/n)
re4r!leon, angst, smut, marriage of convenience trope
CATEGORY: ❛❛ SILENT HILL 2 ❞
➵ you'll never get away from the sound of the woman that loves you.
pairing(s): james x mary & james x maria
angst, sexual content, whump, dead dove: do not eat, character death
CATEGORY: ❛❛ FIC RECS ❞
characters: leon kennedy (resident evil), joel miller (the last of us)
Zayne can't help but smile at your words, even if they're a bit jumbled as you lean against him, trying and failing to kick off your heels.
Clearly, you'd had a few more drinks than you said you would.
"Good to know." He bends to help you slip the shoes off, then picks you up so they won't hurt too bad. You giggle immediately as his actions, resting your head on his shoulder as you cling to him.
"Do you have a crush on me?" You hold on a little tighter as he ascends the stairs, more focused on the conversation than whether or not you'll fall.
"I would say it's more than a crush." His words make you grin, and he's glad to be off the stairs, because his heart immediately stutters at the sight.
"Does that mean you love me?" He sits you on the bed, carefully helping you out of the stunning yet restrictive outfit you'd donned for the night. Of course, he makes a mental note to ask you to wear it again.
"I do."
Another smile. God, his heart can barely take this.
"That's sweet. I really love you, did you know that? Sometimes I don't know what to do with it all." Your tone drifts off, so Zayne pauses his actions.
"What do you mean?" He isn't really expecting a coherent answer, so he's taken off guard when you meet his eyes with seriousness.
"I love you so much that when I can't give it all to you, it hurts me to keep it inside." Something in him wells up at that, squeezing your hand carefully.
"You can give it to me. I'd love nothing more than to take it. As long as I can give my love to you too. Okay?"
pairing: bf!valko x reader
synopsis: you prank your anti-deforestation boyfriend by telling him you shaved your bush...
cw: suggestive but no explicit content, established relationship, fluff, kinda crack-fick
wc: 700
a/n: he's soooo cute in this photo ugh
Valko masterlist
“You did what?”
“I shaved it off, Valko.” you repeat for the second time.
He stares at you, conflicted and confused. His eyebrows are knit together tightly in a frown.
“Why?” he blinks at you a couple times.
“I thought it would be less bothersome for you.” you shrug, holding your smile back.
“You—” he starts but loses his words halfway. “Okay wait, I need a moment.” he huffs in disbelief. Leaning back against the counter behind him, his hand comes up to rub at the bottom half of his face.
You fold your arms over your chest and look around the kitchen, avoiding his gaze to try and not laugh.
“Why would you think it’s bothersome for me? Did I do something to make you think that?” he asks, his tone softer. Clearly, this was a very serious matter to him.
You shake your head in response. “No… I mean, I just assumed. Most men don’t like that.”
“Most men??— baby, what about what Valko likes?” he stares down at you, distraught and betrayed.
Your eyes widen and you chuckle shortly. “Did you just refer to yourself in third person?”
He ignores your question, and before you know it, your feet are lifted off the ground and his large palms are holding onto your hips as he sets you down on the counter.
“What are you doing—” you gasp.
“Show me. I wanna see it.” he requests, completely serious.
“Are you crazy?! Why?”
“Because I don’t believe you. I know that you know I love your bush.”
You scoff at him in disbelief. “I’m not showing you anything!”
“Why? ‘Cause you lied?” he tilts his head closer to you.
“No—because now’s not the time.” you stutter a bit, clearly caught red-handed.
“Haven’t heard that one before.” He raises an eyebrow, his smirk growing. “You’re usually eager—”
You cut him off by putting your hands over his mouth. He laughs into them before swiping his tongue, licking them. You pull away immediately, as if you’d been burned.
A beat of silence passes as you wipe your wet palm against the fabric of his shirt. He doesn’t seem to mind, he doesn’t even flinch, evidently used to it.
The two of you stare at each other in silence, your hand remains atop his shoulder where you just wiped it. You watch him as he carefully lowers himself on his knees, eyes remaining glued to you the entire time. His hands move to rest on your knees.
You feel your face burn up and immediately tighten your grip on his shoulder. “Okay fine—it was a prank!” you blurt out.
He freezes in his movements. “Really?”
You look away, and then back at him momentarily to nod.
His hands still holding your knees, he closes them and rests his forehead against them while breathing out a sigh of relief. “You scared me for a second there.”
You chuckle at the sight, your hand finding its way to his burgundy locks. “That scary, huh?”
He leans into your hand, tilting his head sideways, and stares up at you as you continue brushing your fingers through his hair. “Yeah, you owe me an apology.”
You start scratching a particular spot you knew he liked. “Alright, alright. I’m sorry.”
He hums at the sensation, closing his eyes and enjoying your caress. His ears pop out suddenly, and you notice his tail swishing behind him. When he opens his eyes again, they hold a different intent. A heavier one.
“I think you’re gonna have to give me more than an apology…” he grins.
You quirk an eyebrow, and before you can speak, he stands back up and lifts you into his arms. Your hands immediately find his firm shoulders for balance.
His face is flushed now, and his eyes are dim. “... can I?” he pleas softly, waiting for your approval.
Noticing you leaning down towards him, he lowers you so you’re face to face with him. You press your lips to his tenderly. “... yes, you can.”
His breathing is steady and he seems calm, but his rapidly wagging tail behind him gives him away.
The two of you remain quiet as he carries you to your room and sets you down on the mattress, already understanding each other without using words.
um how do you know i’m replaying mystic messenger right now anon. how do you know that because i never mentioned it here (i think). as for my favorite route, there isn’t. every character is insufferable in their own way and the game is so old and outdated. i like playing it completely detached (the wonders of being aroace) and i love how i still enjoy it as much as i did back when the game first came out
HELLOOO I just read lovers of valdaro and i wanted to say that i agree on leon getting cuteness aggression in between sex. have a nice day and thank you for your service [tips fedora]
HIYA THANKS FOR READING ANON. sometimes you just gotta squeeze the shit out of the person you love because there is no other way to get that cuteness aggresion out hehe (tips fedora back) thanks for stopping by!!
kinda metaphorical how valko and i were supposed to have the same birthday and now he’s dead and i deleted the game for good the day he was supposed to be launched. yeah metaphorical
after twelve awakened level 80 memories, being stuck at 120 in all six of orbit trials despite having all of the 3rd myths, previous month’s aurum pass still going on, majority of the cards not read, and the latest xavier main story update still not finished, this is the end. goodbye lads.
after twelve awakened level 80 memories, being stuck at 120 in all six of orbit trials despite having all of the 3rd myths, previous month’s aurum pass still going on, majority of the cards not read, and the latest xavier main story update still not finished, this is the end. goodbye lads.
Calling the Chinese fans slurs is not the way to go btw. I suggest looking into why they are against Valko’s release in the first place. They have valid reasons like the 731 situation.
thanks for informing me, i am aware of the unit 731 situation and i wholeheartedly believe infold is to blame for that. because what do you mean you deliberately chose to use that number KNOWING WELL it has a vile history in your nation? it’s like rubbing salt on an injury because valko himself is an animal hybrid and apparently—as in my only research was a quick google search—this unit 731 was responsible for human experiments in china during the ww2. i’ve also seen tweets about infold’s higher ups being japanese which is… yikes (if it’s true i mean. i’m quite skeptical about a chinese game development company having japanese higher ups). anyway, it’s still the company’s fault as this needed to be put in the game after going through countless feedbacks, right? you’re telling me no chinese developer/artist in a chinese game company noticed this? nah, this whole valko cancellation is because they fucked up really badly and their government will probably carry out an investigation instead of chinese fans’ backlash. here’s my conspiracy theory:
• infold has not been the best at managing 5 love interests. their schedule sucked ass and they couldn’t fix this issue.
• a lot of main story content was already missing as in sylus and caleb’s were managed so poorly. they don’t have as many cards as the og 3. or timelock events? (not sure about this one i might be wrong about the name)
• this in turn pissed off so many chinese (and global!) players.
• there was no PROPER build up for valko in the main story content—again, as it was already missing so much—so when they dropped the news of his release on the livestream everyone was shocked. albeit i do believe there was always meant to be a 6th love interest. we always had “coming soon” on the character selection screen and the whole mythical motif of the characters.
• infold kept apologizing after the valko livestream, telling players to “give him a chance” and to “mark their calendars” for his launch.
• they release a statement regarding their stance: they won’t delete him off the game (SAY SIKE), the devs worked hard, his introduction was planned in advance and that it was actually not sudden at all! there were hints!
• 731 situation happened (i didn’t see or pay attention to this detail as i am not chinese and i haven’t seen any in-game screenshots of this). chinese players threw literal cow shit to infold’s building alongside leaving funeral flowers outside. police had to intervene.
• infold cancelled valko because they don’t want to be investigated by the government.
• infold stated that they were actually not ready for valko’s introduction (alluding to the missing main story content, if you want to believe that) which is a complete 180 from their inital crisis control announcement
• infold announced no more new love interests in the future because they decided to listen to their players which caused the rift between global and chinese players. global side thinks infold only cares about the chinese side. chinese side is also entitled enough to spew hate towards the global playerbase on twitter with their vpns!
• valko is pulled from the official website but is still present in their social media.
as for “calling the chinese fans slurs”, i am not sorry for being harsh. if infold really only cared about and listened to their chinese playerbase, they would have scrapped the card in which rafayel gets carried by the mc! they were fuming when that card was out. they pressured infold into releasing statements about 3D animated chatacters’s sexuality and how the lads love interests are straight and definitely not homo! granted the company made the statement because again, they didn’t want to be censored by the chinese government. i’m calling the chinese fans cunts because they’re homophobic, racist, entitled pieces of shit and not because they’re rightfully mad about the 731 situation.
Sorry grieving valko lovers, you have my condolences, maybe don't read further here
I need someone to make a version of that image with a dog arriving in heaven asking if it was a good boy but with valko and the answer being "you weren't even released"
people turning around on twitter and going like "valko was never the problem in the first place" being so deliberately obtuse as if everything about him hasn't been dragged left and right and he hasn't been called "gay" as an insult and the entire campaign that went on about kicking him out the game and the "OT5" bullshit didn't happen. yall are some hypocrites. this is truly so sad for his dev team and the people who were looking forward to his release. i hope this decision gets eventually overruled and we can one day have him debut.
call me racist if you want for calling the cn side of the fandom cunts because:
- the company had to release statements about 3D characters’ sexuality and explicitly say they are straight before AND after valko’s release. (i’m talking specifically about after valko’s release because cn side went on about how he seemed too manly for chinese beauty standards so he must have been developed for gay men playing the game)
- cn side called valko’s skin “too dark” so he must pander to western players (be so fucking real)
and people on twitter still wanted to know about what the cn side thought of valko and whether he was being well received.
i don’t care what these delusional pieces of shit think about anything.
