Musings From the Bystander

I'm Liv, I'm 19, and I somehow end up hearing a lot of things in a lot of odd situations. I want to be Beyonce when I grow up. I'm fierce in my opinions. You and I would probably get along.

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People need to stop using movies as examples to prove their points. They're movies. They aren't real life.

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The quiet floor of the library isn't the best place to fight with your boyfriend.

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i just want to sing a song

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thrust it boyz

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I love being pleasantly surprised by covers.

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I'm actually reading my own facebook status and laughing out loud.

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Ok, 1980's to present. Smooth jazz. Let's start with Kenny G.

my music teacher

[beyonce]

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I'm so obsessed

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I really do think I'm absolutely hilarious.

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i sometimes wish i had the capability to stay mad, but i think overall i'd rather be a happier person.

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Why does this guy know more about cats than I do??? WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE????? GET THE FUCK OUT

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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.

George Carlin

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How many babies have been conceived to R Kelly?

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IGNITION

A lop-eared rabbit serenading another rabbit with an R Kelly classic

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what i can't even

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If you're going to the library to walk around looking cute, talking to everyone you know, you don't study enough. Same goes for the gym: if you have makeup on that's not being sweated off, you're workout is not hard enough.