#1 ankerage simp

this is all just a bit never fear if any ccs (ankerage) tell me they’re uncomfortable I will delete <3 she/her

[c-ankeragesimp]

awooga ankerage <333

[c-ankeragesimp]

@ankeragesimp I have beef with you because when I went to go make this account I realized that I was gonna have to work around your NON-ANKERAGE SPECIFIC SIMP ACCOUNT taking the ankeragesimp username

so what better reason to start the fandom’s first beef. ankeragesimp has taken perfectly good usernames away from the true ankerage simps of this community, and for that she will pay /j /lh

[ankeragesimp]

i'm so sorry i thought i was being clever by turning SMP into S(i)MP :( but at the same time url theft is a cornerstone of this fandom appearently it happened to cc!Wielder_Of_Pans and cc!AvianCatmint so haha >:)

[aviancatmint]

actually, Im choosing to believe that the first fandom drama is just me taking several ccs names

[aviancatmint]

i need to get in more drama

[c-ankeragesimp]

we can start something if you’d like

uhhhhhhh

you stole my cat when I was 12 and instead of apologizing you just gave me catnip and treats for the cat that I didn’t have anymore because you STOLE THEM

[c-ankerage]

so it was raining pretty heavily today, so I was around like 10ft tall and around the same wide bc i couldn’t be bothered to redistribute, and I forget just how tall that is sometimes

like don’t get me wrong I get that tall a fair bit, especially when I’m just coming out of water

but it’s unusual for me to Stay that height

anyways buildings are Not Made for 10ft by 10ft water gods especially when said water gods are trying to get through doorways

[c-ankeragesimp]

that’s so much ankerage

more to simp for <3333

[c-ankeragesimp]

@ankeragesimp I have beef with you because when I went to go make this account I realized that I was gonna have to work around your NON-ANKERAGE SPECIFIC SIMP ACCOUNT taking the ankeragesimp username

so what better reason to start the fandom’s first beef. ankeragesimp has taken perfectly good usernames away from the true ankerage simps of this community, and for that she will pay /j /lh

[ankerage]

okay I am currently bored because. I can be. so here’s a tidbit for everybody out there <3

c!ankerage canonically is not aware of what a “rickroll” is, and genuinely enjoys the hit song “never gonna give you up” by rick astley

c!astraios makes it a point to never tell him

[c-ankeragesimp]

that’s my blorbo <33333333