i do not have a tumblr

closeted clout chaser 🤙🥺🤙 she/her if you know me in real life please for the love of god don’t go through this acc

[c-catharsis-s]

i got tumblr bc i felt like i couldn’t talk to anyone about the stuff i was going through, about being gay and talking about the people i liked and stuff. i was pretty far in the closet and couldn’t really distinguish between someone manipulating me to come out vs them teasing me in a flirty way (it was the former). but i’ve developed a lot more since i downloaded this app (like a year ago??)

i’m almost completely publicly out now, and i know what it’s like to have a girl genuinely like me back. i’ve got a way to go but now i have an actual support network that i can turn to rather than silently venting into the gay void that is tumblr, which was never really that healthy for me anyway.

it was nice here, i made a couple friends, but this account and a lot of the posts on here only really serve as a tether back to a worse headspace and are kind of just embarrassing reminders of when i wasn’t as confident in who i am, so i’m dipping out now.

tumblr served its purpose for me, but i think i’m done with it for now.

bye bye ladies and gays <3

[minha-estrela-decola]

a lesson in romantic comedy

[blossomboyj]

[marlinspirkhall]

“Can I hold your hand?”

“That’s a bad idea”

“But I  love you tho”

[goblincore-aesthetic]

Mona Lisa and her possum.

[laughconfetti]

This isn't real. You can't just put fake stuff on the internet. I am so upset, because I want this to be real so bad

[pretentiouslimericks]

It can be real if you believe and/or help me break into the louvre

[caroldanversenthusiast]

lesbians really are the most romantic little shits ever i’m still crying

[c-catharsis-s]

just watched the half of it, tell me why i foolishly thought i’d get my cheesy gay rom com where both girls end up happily together in the end :/

[taste-of-chocotate]

My new hobby: recreating vines in New Horizons

[funnygayboi]

Gays want only one thing and it’s beautiful 😍

[13notsograceful-deactivated2020]

Coronavirus is homophobic. It’s stopping me from getting a gf and that’s wrong.

[jackiedaytona]

shane "eat the rich" madej

[itscolossal]

[justiceleague]

Superman: Red Son (2020), dir. Sam Liu

[stuckscheize]

[blckhwkshockey]

I love goalie fights it’s like you guys have been standing 200 ft apart this entire time how could you possibly have beef

[anarchosurfism]

different color shirt bad

[roguesend]

honestly considering just hibernating until match 20th, there’s nothing else than acnh i feel like spending my energy on atm

[silverhawk]

just deactivate ur blog if ur anti-frogs

[silverhawk]

if u cant handle frogs doing their little skippy doodle doo down the pond then ur not ready for the internet yet

[somethingsomethingriverwoods]

Parting Glances (1986)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i wonder what evolutionary niche clowns evolved to fill

[kymstre]

Apex predator.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

No im pretty sure they started as a prey animal, that’s why their pupils are rectangles

[ailithnight]

Short answer: They are physiological designed to be the perfect children’s entertainer.

Long Answer: They didn’t really evolve at all. They were selectively bred alongside mimes, which share a common ancestor, the Jester. Jesters are, of course, the domesticated descendant of Bards, from which the entire Entertainer genus evolved. 

Clowns were bred to be appealing to small children who would (theoretically) be more interested in the clown’s bright colors, silly antics, and slapstick comedy. 

Mimes were bred to be more appealing to older audiences, for whom color and simplicity are as likely to be disinteresting as fascinating.

[bramblepatch]

This is a dangerous oversimplification. Party clowns were bred to entertain children, and many modern circus clowns are crossbreeds with high party clown content (the party clown’s bright coloration being a desirable trait) but the party clown’s gentle nature and poor reflexes makes purebreeds a poor fit for the circus. The ones you see in the circus are generally crossed with mimes or acrobats.

Generalizing clowns as children’s entertainment leads to tragedy when people think they can trust any clown with small children when many breeds are temperamentally unsuited for that kind of thing - rodeo clowns are notoriously high-strung, funhouse clowns can be mean-spirited, and while the evil clown’s name is something of a misnomer you should still never leave a child alone with one.

[saturn-no-sega]

When girls do the thing where they wear open button ups but tuck them in so that you can see just enough cleavage so that their whole titty isn't out, but you kinda wish it was.

Like this:

Good shit. Top tier shit. High quality shit.