Cesare's Blog

[beckettmnemosyne1]

@c-da-man​

Is it possible to add sunglasses to this?

I’m being told to add an “anime wolf” to my “profile image.”

[c-da-man]

I don’t think that’s a... Right, one moment, signore.

How’s this?

[c-da-man]

Please don’t send Signor Beckett any viruses. He may actually click them and it took hours to fix his computer last time.

[beckettmnemosyne1]

Is this on?

[c-da-man]

I can read you, sir. Don’t forget to change your icon, too.

[beckettmnemosyne1]

Seems a bit frivolous, but I’ll keep it in mind.

[c-da-man]

Whatever you say, signore.

[beckettmnemosyne1]

Is this on?

[c-da-man]

I can read you, sir. Don’t forget to change your icon, too.

[cemeteryfun]

Why in gods name would you make a recording and do the accent..

[c-da-man]

I get bored transcribing everything, okay? It keeps things fresh.

[c-da-man]

Well, as long as I’m here, I might as well get comfortable. Good thing I brought Animal Crossing on my Switch.

[c-da-man]

We are about to touch down in Romania. Once we’ve disembarked, I’ll hire a car to take us to Dracula’s castle. Mr. Caspian, please be sure not to leave anything on the jet... especially if you intend to stay long-term.

@beckett69 @a-dream-in-the-dark

[c-da-man]

Departing for Romania as soon as Mr. Beckett and our guest are seated. I’m sure this can only end well!

[beckett69]

Can i borrow your ghoul and their jet plane? -a-dream-in-the-dark

No? You can’t “borrow” my ghoul because he is his own person and you’ll have to talk to him if you want to hire him, and you definitely can’t borrow my jet. Which, by the way, doubles as my Haven. 

[c-da-man]

Mr. Caspian did ask me first, sir, but it seems you haven’t been checking your notifications. I’m perfectly willing to make a quick trip if you’ll allow it. You’re quite welcome to come along, if you’re worried.

[beckett69]

Mmm. Depends. Where are we going? 

[c-da-man]

To Romania on a visit to Dracula’s castle, it sounds like. Mr. Caspian is intent on joining his troupe of brides.

[beckett69]

Interesting. Well, it is only fair if I bring him a bride after I ran away from him that one time. We can make a quick trip, sure.

[c-da-man]

Very good, sir. Mr. Caspian, please have your things ready to depart.

[beckett69]

Can i borrow your ghoul and their jet plane? -a-dream-in-the-dark

No? You can’t “borrow” my ghoul because he is his own person and you’ll have to talk to him if you want to hire him, and you definitely can’t borrow my jet. Which, by the way, doubles as my Haven. 

[c-da-man]

Mr. Caspian did ask me first, sir, but it seems you haven’t been checking your notifications. I’m perfectly willing to make a quick trip if you’ll allow it. You’re quite welcome to come along, if you’re worried.

[beckett69]

Mmm. Depends. Where are we going? 

[c-da-man]

To Romania on a visit to Dracula’s castle, it sounds like. Mr. Caspian is intent on joining his troupe of brides.

[beckett69]

Can i borrow your ghoul and their jet plane? -a-dream-in-the-dark

No? You can’t “borrow” my ghoul because he is his own person and you’ll have to talk to him if you want to hire him, and you definitely can’t borrow my jet. Which, by the way, doubles as my Haven. 

[c-da-man]

Mr. Caspian did ask me first, sir, but it seems you haven’t been checking your notifications. I’m perfectly willing to make a quick trip if you’ll allow it. You’re quite welcome to come along, if you’re worried.

[c-da-man]

you have a jet right. can you get me to romania? -a-dream-in-the-dark

Well, theoretically I could, but I would need to ask Mr. Beckett before taking his jet anywhere. I would hate to leave him in the lurch if he needed to make a quick escape from Los Angeles for... any number of possible reasons. He did say he meant to visit Romania, though, so you may be in luck.

@beckett69 Your thoughts, signore?

[c-da-man]

Can’t wait for the screencaps from this morning to end up in the diary.

[c-da-man]

Finished with my work, and that means I can relax by checking my social media for a little while before bed.

...

Hm, actually I think I’ll go straight to bed. 

[c-da-man]

Stupidest thing you've seen beckett do. Go

That’s a long, long list. I’ve developed a kind of sixth sense for knowing when he’s about to do something unwise… or is that just the blood?

Anyway, on one occasion he requested I fly as near to the ground as I could, then leapt out the emergency exit with no parachute. All so he wouldn’t have to go through the Camarilla checkpoint at the airport. Not that I blame him.

[beckett69]

How is this “stupid”? Cesare???

[c-da-man]

You’re so right, signore. It was a sound and considered decision and definitely worth all the blood you needed from me to recover afterwards.

[beckett69]

I was simply peckish!

[c-da-man]

Yes, of course, sir. 

[c-da-man]

You can only write so many audio descriptions of your boss being attacked by angered vampires before you begin to get bored. How should I add some flourish this time? Maybe I’ll describe the sound of his jaw crunching.

[c-da-man]

Stupidest thing you've seen beckett do. Go

That’s a long, long list. I’ve developed a kind of sixth sense for knowing when he’s about to do something unwise… or is that just the blood?

Anyway, on one occasion he requested I fly as near to the ground as I could, then leapt out the emergency exit with no parachute. All so he wouldn’t have to go through the Camarilla checkpoint at the airport. Not that I blame him.

[beckett69]

How is this “stupid”? Cesare???

[c-da-man]

You’re so right, signore. It was a sound and considered decision and definitely worth all the blood you needed from me to recover afterwards.