stuff it down with brown

20. Bilingual galpal. I live in the U.K. sometimes. Certified Trash clown.

[amateur]

[kimironside]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

*puts a normal sized carrot in a bag of baby carrots so they have adult supervision*

[vicforprez]

[sophiebegins]

the fact that my eyes don’t glow when i’m at my strongest is unacceptable and not on brand

[lainhe]

[achtkant]

Andreas Gursky, Bahrain 1, 2005

[capacity]

*scrolls far back into my blog* oh yes…i was suffering quite vigorously here

[le-capharnaum]

[out-of-context-sonic]

[homesoutofhuman]

Me, calculating the age difference between me and a celebrity as if THAT is the biggest obstacle in our hypothetical relationship: yeah okay this could work

[sackassss]

Fucking mood

[cybergata]

[snulbug]

walking around the house at night w my cell phone flashlight on instead of turning on the lights feeling like a bronte character with a candle

[bunlly]

[telnaga]

red hot silly peppers :)

[jointsmoker]

idk what it is about kids these days that makes them so funny but in any case my friend just told us about how her younger sister babysits for a 7 and 9 yr old and one day they said they wanted to play “bus drivers” and they made wheels and everything but then the game was just being bus drivers at a union meeting discussing their problems

[tankaramo]

me, making a phone call: god i hope they don’t answer