The Quote Dude

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If anyone has a good quote and wants to share it I will post it and give credit

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Random quote I just thought of: Why measure time by the hour or the millisecond, when neither do time properly?

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Random quote I just thought of: Never ask the camel what he thinks of the sea, he will only answer that he doesn’t know and doesn’t care. Don’t ask the fish for it’s all he knows and couldn’t tell you anything about the land. Ask the alligator who has lived both.

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Random quote I just thought of: A fish dreams of the land without knowing it would suffocate.

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Random quote I just thought of: To focus on a piece of the puzzle or the entire puzzle are both neglecting the other. Enjoy things and stop fretting about knowing everything.

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Random quote I just thought of: To blame the entire car when the engine is faulty does no good to anyone but the engine who will continue to be bad without ever being fixed. Blame the bad part not the good whole.

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Random quote I just thought of: Weeds are not defined by the yard, but by the gardener.

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Random quote from @whats-a-consistency: when you say money buys you happiness, how much could happiness be worth that it could have a price?

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Random quote I just thought of: To appreciate a painting you most clearly expectations of what it will entail, for someone expecting Bob Ross can never understand why Picasso is so praised.

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Random quote I just thought of: A surfer doesn’t create the wave he rides, he just rides what he gets.

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Random quote I just thought of: No one has ever hit a home run by staring at their bat. Look at what needs to be done and hit the ball.

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Random quote I just thought of: There is no good or bad things, there’s just things that align with what’s needed.

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Random quote I just thought of: The man who swims by pushing others into the water will surely have his head pushed under the water.

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Random quote I just thought of: A weed in a yard could be the crown flower in a garden.

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Random quote I just thought of: To know the story and understand it are two very different things, for the man who doesn’t understand will not see the story befall his own fate.

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Random quote I just thought of: To base life on experiences without knowing the story means nothing, for a script does not do the play justice.

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Random quote I just thought of: Justice is a word thrown around by people who see in black and white, for justice is never unanimous.