Basically Season 1 Episode 1
For my friend who skipped the first episode
Shiro, having just been abducted by aliens: Quiznak
Lance: Lol thread the needle, let’s crash this ship
Commander Iverson: You are all bad but Lance is especially bad, Keith was horrible but at least he was better than Lance
Lance: Whatever let’s sneak out, where is pidge?
Pidge: A L I E N S, also look something crashed to earth!
Garrion Trio: Is that Shiro? Too bad we can’t save him
Keith: *DRAMATICALLY APPROACHING*
Lance: GASP, ITS MULLET?? WE HAVE TO SAVE SHIRO
Lance, trying to steal Keith’s glory: The name’s Lance
Keith: *crowds everyone on his bike*
Lance: CANT THIS THING GO ANY FASTER??!
Keith: Yeah if you get the hell off
Keith: lol yeah I was sad and alone but then a blue kitty called to me.
Hunk: I was being a snoop and I found this, maybe it can help.
Keith: *snatches it like it’s a wig* Gimme that!
~Somewhere in the desert~
Keith: There’s some ancient lion idk, but look at these cool markings
Markings: *start to glow and everyone falls*
Everyone: *sees blue lion*
Keith: *is ahead of the group so the blue lion must belong to him, right?*
Lance: Maybe you just have to knock
Blue Lion: tHAts mY bOy! wHOs a gOoD paLAdiN? yOu ARe! YoU arE!!
Me, while watching: WELL THEN WHY WAS KEITH CONNECTED TO THE BLUE LION IF IT WASNT HIS LION?!
Blue Lion: *flies to Kerberos in a split second*
Everyone: what the quiznak
Blue Lion: *runs into the Galra and wormholes away* YEET
Keith: LANCE WHY DID YOU YEET
Lance: Aw are you scared? Cuz if you are I want to comfort you
Keith: With you at the helm? Terrified
Blue Lion: *screams at the door and it opens*
Allura, falling into Lance’s arms: What the quiznak
Coran: *threatens Lance with a threat that wouldn’t scare a butterfly*
Coran and Lance: *showing off*
Allura: *tragic backstory* Zarkon is a quiznaking biatch
Shiro: zARKON?!? I KNOW ZARKON! HE WANTS VOLTRON
Haggar: Lmao Zarkon you wont BELIEVE what I sensed...ALTEANS! Like what? I thought we killed those quiznakers
Zarkon: *calling Sendak* Go deal with Allura, I’m too busy being a biatch