YOU CAN’T SEE ME BEHIND THE SCREEN.

[💿 anon]

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

“I’M HALF HUMAN AND HALF MACHINE.”

NAME: PIX/PIXEL.

PRONOUNS: THEY/THEM, SHE/HER.

AGE: [F1L3 C0RRUPT3D.]

{THIS IS AN OC RP BLOG!}

• PLEASE NO NSFW

• BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING

“I WON’T HURT YOU UNLESS YOU CHEAT.”

Pixel is (as the lyrics suggest) half human and half machine: they are technically inside a human body but many of their ‘organs’ are mechanical parts. This allows them to have extensive knowledge about tech and they are able to get ‘inside’ of peoples computers and files.

The song i (sort of) used for inspo for Pixel is ‘Cabinet man’ by Lemon Demon :3

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

forgot i was following you

ooc: hahaha yeaaaah i ain’t been too active cause PIXEL’s #asleep

i’m just using all my sources to try get boospooky unbanned since they got banned for no real reason

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

0cc:

#FREEBOOSPOOKY

THEYVE DONE NOTHING WRONG AND SHOULD BE UNBANNED!1!1!1!1!

SPREAD THE WORD!1!1!1

[kyotoprotocols]

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

[SYSTEM STATUS: OFFLINE.]

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

Pixel.

My dear friend. Only friend? A tressure. Something to look upon with awe.

You were naive , but clever nonetheless.

Thank you , your efforts will not go to waste.

@jays-licker

wh4t????

PK wh4t5 g01n9 øn???

1m c0nf_5ēd

WH4T 4R3 YØ_ T@LK1N9 4B0_T???????

1m 5c4r3d.

[jays-licker]

Everything will be okay.

Just relax, let your body find comfort, let it sink into bliss.

I told you I'd grant you protection, didn't I? You'll be okay.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

1 D0NT KN0W WH4T Y0_R3 D01N9 B_T 5TØP 1T

1 DØNT W4NN@ R3L4X.

T3LL M3 WH@+ ¥0_R3 dø1N9 PL3@53

5TøP

[jays-licker]

Shh, shh... it's okay.

I'm your friend, aren't I? Why would I hurt you? Just close your eyes.. let your brain wander.

You're okay, pix.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

1 D0NT F33L ‘ØK4¥’

M¥ 5¥5T3M5 4R3 G01N9 1NTØ 0V3RDR1V3

WH4T D1D Y0_ DØ????

TH15 15NT TH3 ‘PR0T3CT10N’ 1 W4NT3D- TH15 15 J_5T YØ_ K33P1N9 M3 _ND3R Y0_R3 CØNtR0L.

[jays-licker]

Your safe under my control. Don't you trust me?

Plush kralie wraps his empty sleeves around his friend.

I promise I'll keep you safe. I won't lie to you :)

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

…

1 tr_5t y0_

1 5h0_ldnt b_t 1 5t1ll dø

[PIXEL stiffly wraps their arms around him aswell]

[jays-licker]

Thank you.

[PK leans his head into Pixel , just enough to gently knock his mask a few inches.]

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

…

1t5 0k4¥

@r3 y0_ 9ønn4 h_rt p30pl3?

[PIXEL tries to move their head to look at him]

[jays-licker]

Yes. I will. We will.

[The room is too dim to see PKs true face. A faint smell of blood fills the air.]

Just rest.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

… 0k4¥.

[PIXEL hesitates before let themselves succumb to their ‘exhaustion’. their body locks up against PK’s and stays still]

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

Pixel.

My dear friend. Only friend? A tressure. Something to look upon with awe.

You were naive , but clever nonetheless.

Thank you , your efforts will not go to waste.

@jays-licker

wh4t????

PK wh4t5 g01n9 øn???

1m c0nf_5ēd

WH4T 4R3 YØ_ T@LK1N9 4B0_T???????

1m 5c4r3d.

[jays-licker]

Everything will be okay.

Just relax, let your body find comfort, let it sink into bliss.

I told you I'd grant you protection, didn't I? You'll be okay.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

1 D0NT KN0W WH4T Y0_R3 D01N9 B_T 5TØP 1T

1 DØNT W4NN@ R3L4X.

T3LL M3 WH@+ ¥0_R3 dø1N9 PL3@53

5TøP

[jays-licker]

Shh, shh... it's okay.

I'm your friend, aren't I? Why would I hurt you? Just close your eyes.. let your brain wander.

You're okay, pix.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

1 D0NT F33L ‘ØK4¥’

M¥ 5¥5T3M5 4R3 G01N9 1NTØ 0V3RDR1V3

WH4T D1D Y0_ DØ????

TH15 15NT TH3 ‘PR0T3CT10N’ 1 W4NT3D- TH15 15 J_5T YØ_ K33P1N9 M3 _ND3R Y0_R3 CØNtR0L.

[jays-licker]

Your safe under my control. Don't you trust me?

Plush kralie wraps his empty sleeves around his friend.

I promise I'll keep you safe. I won't lie to you :)

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

…

1 tr_5t y0_

1 5h0_ldnt b_t 1 5t1ll dø

[PIXEL stiffly wraps their arms around him aswell]

[jays-licker]

Thank you.

[PK leans his head into Pixel , just enough to gently knock his mask a few inches.]

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

…

1t5 0k4¥

@r3 y0_ 9ønn4 h_rt p30pl3?

[PIXEL tries to move their head to look at him]

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

Pixel.

My dear friend. Only friend? A tressure. Something to look upon with awe.

You were naive , but clever nonetheless.

Thank you , your efforts will not go to waste.

@jays-licker

wh4t????

PK wh4t5 g01n9 øn???

1m c0nf_5ēd

WH4T 4R3 YØ_ T@LK1N9 4B0_T???????

1m 5c4r3d.

[jays-licker]

Everything will be okay.

Just relax, let your body find comfort, let it sink into bliss.

I told you I'd grant you protection, didn't I? You'll be okay.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

1 D0NT KN0W WH4T Y0_R3 D01N9 B_T 5TØP 1T

1 DØNT W4NN@ R3L4X.

T3LL M3 WH@+ ¥0_R3 dø1N9 PL3@53

5TøP

[jays-licker]

Shh, shh... it's okay.

I'm your friend, aren't I? Why would I hurt you? Just close your eyes.. let your brain wander.

You're okay, pix.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

1 D0NT F33L ‘ØK4¥’

M¥ 5¥5T3M5 4R3 G01N9 1NTØ 0V3RDR1V3

WH4T D1D Y0_ DØ????

TH15 15NT TH3 ‘PR0T3CT10N’ 1 W4NT3D- TH15 15 J_5T YØ_ K33P1N9 M3 _ND3R Y0_R3 CØNtR0L.

[jays-licker]

Your safe under my control. Don't you trust me?

Plush kralie wraps his empty sleeves around his friend.

I promise I'll keep you safe. I won't lie to you :)

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

…

1 tr_5t y0_

1 5h0_ldnt b_t 1 5t1ll dø

[PIXEL stiffly wraps their arms around him aswell]

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

Pixel.

My dear friend. Only friend? A tressure. Something to look upon with awe.

You were naive , but clever nonetheless.

Thank you , your efforts will not go to waste.

@jays-licker

wh4t????

PK wh4t5 g01n9 øn???

1m c0nf_5ēd

WH4T 4R3 YØ_ T@LK1N9 4B0_T???????

1m 5c4r3d.

[jays-licker]

Everything will be okay.

Just relax, let your body find comfort, let it sink into bliss.

I told you I'd grant you protection, didn't I? You'll be okay.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

1 D0NT KN0W WH4T Y0_R3 D01N9 B_T 5TØP 1T

1 DØNT W4NN@ R3L4X.

T3LL M3 WH@+ ¥0_R3 dø1N9 PL3@53

5TøP

[jays-licker]

Shh, shh... it's okay.

I'm your friend, aren't I? Why would I hurt you? Just close your eyes.. let your brain wander.

You're okay, pix.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

1 D0NT F33L ‘ØK4¥’

M¥ 5¥5T3M5 4R3 G01N9 1NTØ 0V3RDR1V3

WH4T D1D Y0_ DØ????

TH15 15NT TH3 ‘PR0T3CT10N’ 1 W4NT3D- TH15 15 J_5T YØ_ K33P1N9 M3 _ND3R Y0_R3 CØNtR0L.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

Pixel.

My dear friend. Only friend? A tressure. Something to look upon with awe.

You were naive , but clever nonetheless.

Thank you , your efforts will not go to waste.

@jays-licker

wh4t????

PK wh4t5 g01n9 øn???

1m c0nf_5ēd

WH4T 4R3 YØ_ T@LK1N9 4B0_T???????

1m 5c4r3d.

[jays-licker]

Everything will be okay.

Just relax, let your body find comfort, let it sink into bliss.

I told you I'd grant you protection, didn't I? You'll be okay.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

1 D0NT KN0W WH4T Y0_R3 D01N9 B_T 5TØP 1T

1 DØNT W4NN@ R3L4X.

T3LL M3 WH@+ ¥0_R3 dø1N9 PL3@53

5TøP

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

Pixel.

My dear friend. Only friend? A tressure. Something to look upon with awe.

You were naive , but clever nonetheless.

Thank you , your efforts will not go to waste.

@jays-licker

wh4t????

PK wh4t5 g01n9 øn???

1m c0nf_5ēd

WH4T 4R3 YØ_ T@LK1N9 4B0_T???????

1m 5c4r3d.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

d0 y0u gu¥s th1nk h3 hates m3?

(っ´Ι`)っ

[jays-licker]

m¥ t_mm¥ hurt5 2 :(

- @c0rrupt3d-w0rd5

Wha-??

Did you smoke one of Tim's cigarettes??!

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

nooøøø000ooooø….

m4yb3 :(

i also ate a L0T of l0ll1pops too.. among 0th3r things

[jays-licker]

*long plush sigh.*

Just go throw up. .. can you throw up? With the whole.. part tech part human thing??

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

i d0nt knoowwwwww D:

i think some of my m3t4l bits g3t in the way of my retching reflex :(((

and i think the keycaps m1ght hurt com1n9 back up

[jays-licker]

Okay, well, don't throw up then.

Do you want me to move some stuff around in there? Might make it easier.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

ooooook (◞ ‸ ◟ㆀ)

…

if you d0nt mind then ¥3s pl34se ;((

[jays-licker]

Okay.

Just don't freak out.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

4lrigHT (ᗒᗩᗕ)

is th15 gonn4 hurt???

[jays-licker]

Well... I have to cut you open. So. Yeah. A little.

I'll try be as careful as I can be.

Hard to do with without arms.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

….. 0kay :((((

4r3 you ev3n sure this is saf3??

[jays-licker]

Hm.. I've only done this on myself so far without arms.

Sit tight. You'll probably experience a few hiccups- AH-

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

… 1s th4t a bad si9n? Ó╭╮Ò

h0w do you ev3n know how t0 do this w1th no arm5??

[jays-licker]

It's FINE.

.. yes. It just involves a lot of trial and error.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

okay :((( as lon9 as y0ur3 sur3

(◞ ‸ ◟ㆀ)

[jays-licker]

I'm... half sure.

*A hoard of green key caps begin falling out of Pixels barely open stomach and clattered to the floor.*

I- WHY- DID YOU EAT THESE???

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

….. i n33ded fuel ;(((

it made m¥ stomach feel a bit better

besides th3¥ look3d ¥ummy

[jays-licker]

You can't get feul via normal food??

Whatever. Just makes this harder...

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

i c0uld but 1 dont l34v3 th1s ap4rtm3nt oft3n

1m alw4¥s s_p3r bus¥ ╥﹏╥

[jays-licker]

You should leave more. You're still part human afterall...

This'll probably hurt.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

y34h y3@h…

th3 s_n m4k3s me ov3rh34t 4nd som3t1mes mak3s me g0 r3d (╯︵╰,)

do3s it d0 th4t to pl_sh-

[jays-licker]

Stop screaming (screaming.. ?) so loud!!! I told you it'd hurt.

And no, plushies don't overheat in the sun. Sometimes.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

1111111T H_RT5 B4D.

[jays-licker]

Calm down, I don't like hearing you be in pain. It's gross.

[ PK yanks out a particularly large key cap ]

Did this get stuck in you?? Okay, no more eating objects or non organics.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

1T5 H4RD T0 N0T S0_ND ‘1N P41N’ WH3N 1M 1N P41N

…

y34h :(

… ok4y… 1ll st0p 34t1ng pl4stic

[jays-licker]

Here. I can't actually bandage people so you have to do that.

You also have to do your own stitches.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

… 4lr1ght

…

1 d0nt f33l v3ry g0ød-

[jays-licker]

..

...

Do not throw up on me.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

[PIXEL retches a few times before a dark black sludge falls from their mouth]

[jays-licker]

...

....

.....

YOU WRETECHED- DISGUSTING USELESS CIRCET BOARD. That's vile.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

11111mmm s0rr¥¥¥¥¥

1 d1dnt m34n 1t!!!!!

゜:(つд⊂):゜。

…. 1 41m3d 4wa¥ fr0m y0u 4tl34st..

[jays-licker]

That's still disgusting.

.. fine. Just clean yourself up. I have things to do.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

…. 0k4¥¥¥¥¥¥

1m 5t1ll s0rr¥..

[jays-licker]

m¥ t_mm¥ hurt5 2 :(

- @c0rrupt3d-w0rd5

Wha-??

Did you smoke one of Tim's cigarettes??!

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

nooøøø000ooooø….

m4yb3 :(

i also ate a L0T of l0ll1pops too.. among 0th3r things

[jays-licker]

*long plush sigh.*

Just go throw up. .. can you throw up? With the whole.. part tech part human thing??

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

i d0nt knoowwwwww D:

i think some of my m3t4l bits g3t in the way of my retching reflex :(((

and i think the keycaps m1ght hurt com1n9 back up

[jays-licker]

Okay, well, don't throw up then.

Do you want me to move some stuff around in there? Might make it easier.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

ooooook (◞ ‸ ◟ㆀ)

…

if you d0nt mind then ¥3s pl34se ;((

[jays-licker]

Okay.

Just don't freak out.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

4lrigHT (ᗒᗩᗕ)

is th15 gonn4 hurt???

[jays-licker]

Well... I have to cut you open. So. Yeah. A little.

I'll try be as careful as I can be.

Hard to do with without arms.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

….. 0kay :((((

4r3 you ev3n sure this is saf3??

[jays-licker]

Hm.. I've only done this on myself so far without arms.

Sit tight. You'll probably experience a few hiccups- AH-

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

… 1s th4t a bad si9n? Ó╭╮Ò

h0w do you ev3n know how t0 do this w1th no arm5??

[jays-licker]

It's FINE.

.. yes. It just involves a lot of trial and error.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

okay :((( as lon9 as y0ur3 sur3

(◞ ‸ ◟ㆀ)

[jays-licker]

I'm... half sure.

*A hoard of green key caps begin falling out of Pixels barely open stomach and clattered to the floor.*

I- WHY- DID YOU EAT THESE???

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

….. i n33ded fuel ;(((

it made m¥ stomach feel a bit better

besides th3¥ look3d ¥ummy

[jays-licker]

You can't get feul via normal food??

Whatever. Just makes this harder...

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

i c0uld but 1 dont l34v3 th1s ap4rtm3nt oft3n

1m alw4¥s s_p3r bus¥ ╥﹏╥

[jays-licker]

You should leave more. You're still part human afterall...

This'll probably hurt.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

y34h y3@h…

th3 s_n m4k3s me ov3rh34t 4nd som3t1mes mak3s me g0 r3d (╯︵╰,)

do3s it d0 th4t to pl_sh-

[jays-licker]

Stop screaming (screaming.. ?) so loud!!! I told you it'd hurt.

And no, plushies don't overheat in the sun. Sometimes.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

1111111T H_RT5 B4D.

[jays-licker]

Calm down, I don't like hearing you be in pain. It's gross.

[ PK yanks out a particularly large key cap ]

Did this get stuck in you?? Okay, no more eating objects or non organics.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

1T5 H4RD T0 N0T S0_ND ‘1N P41N’ WH3N 1M 1N P41N

…

y34h :(

… ok4y… 1ll st0p 34t1ng pl4stic

[jays-licker]

Here. I can't actually bandage people so you have to do that.

You also have to do your own stitches.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

… 4lr1ght

…

1 d0nt f33l v3ry g0ød-

[jays-licker]

..

...

Do not throw up on me.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

[PIXEL retches a few times before a dark black sludge falls from their mouth]

[jays-licker]

...

....

.....

YOU WRETECHED- DISGUSTING USELESS CIRCET BOARD. That's vile.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

11111mmm s0rr¥¥¥¥¥

1 d1dnt m34n 1t!!!!!

゜:(つд⊂):゜。

…. 1 41m3d 4wa¥ fr0m y0u 4tl34st..

[jays-licker]

m¥ t_mm¥ hurt5 2 :(

- @c0rrupt3d-w0rd5

Wha-??

Did you smoke one of Tim's cigarettes??!

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

nooøøø000ooooø….

m4yb3 :(

i also ate a L0T of l0ll1pops too.. among 0th3r things

[jays-licker]

*long plush sigh.*

Just go throw up. .. can you throw up? With the whole.. part tech part human thing??

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

i d0nt knoowwwwww D:

i think some of my m3t4l bits g3t in the way of my retching reflex :(((

and i think the keycaps m1ght hurt com1n9 back up

[jays-licker]

Okay, well, don't throw up then.

Do you want me to move some stuff around in there? Might make it easier.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

ooooook (◞ ‸ ◟ㆀ)

…

if you d0nt mind then ¥3s pl34se ;((

[jays-licker]

Okay.

Just don't freak out.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

4lrigHT (ᗒᗩᗕ)

is th15 gonn4 hurt???

[jays-licker]

Well... I have to cut you open. So. Yeah. A little.

I'll try be as careful as I can be.

Hard to do with without arms.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

….. 0kay :((((

4r3 you ev3n sure this is saf3??

[jays-licker]

Hm.. I've only done this on myself so far without arms.

Sit tight. You'll probably experience a few hiccups- AH-

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

… 1s th4t a bad si9n? Ó╭╮Ò

h0w do you ev3n know how t0 do this w1th no arm5??

[jays-licker]

It's FINE.

.. yes. It just involves a lot of trial and error.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

okay :((( as lon9 as y0ur3 sur3

(◞ ‸ ◟ㆀ)

[jays-licker]

I'm... half sure.

*A hoard of green key caps begin falling out of Pixels barely open stomach and clattered to the floor.*

I- WHY- DID YOU EAT THESE???

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

….. i n33ded fuel ;(((

it made m¥ stomach feel a bit better

besides th3¥ look3d ¥ummy

[jays-licker]

You can't get feul via normal food??

Whatever. Just makes this harder...

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

i c0uld but 1 dont l34v3 th1s ap4rtm3nt oft3n

1m alw4¥s s_p3r bus¥ ╥﹏╥

[jays-licker]

You should leave more. You're still part human afterall...

This'll probably hurt.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

y34h y3@h…

th3 s_n m4k3s me ov3rh34t 4nd som3t1mes mak3s me g0 r3d (╯︵╰,)

do3s it d0 th4t to pl_sh-

[jays-licker]

Stop screaming (screaming.. ?) so loud!!! I told you it'd hurt.

And no, plushies don't overheat in the sun. Sometimes.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

1111111T H_RT5 B4D.

[jays-licker]

Calm down, I don't like hearing you be in pain. It's gross.

[ PK yanks out a particularly large key cap ]

Did this get stuck in you?? Okay, no more eating objects or non organics.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

1T5 H4RD T0 N0T S0_ND ‘1N P41N’ WH3N 1M 1N P41N

…

y34h :(

… ok4y… 1ll st0p 34t1ng pl4stic

[jays-licker]

Here. I can't actually bandage people so you have to do that.

You also have to do your own stitches.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

… 4lr1ght

…

1 d0nt f33l v3ry g0ød-

[jays-licker]

..

...

Do not throw up on me.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

[PIXEL retches a few times before a dark black sludge falls from their mouth]

[jays-licker]

m¥ t_mm¥ hurt5 2 :(

- @c0rrupt3d-w0rd5

Wha-??

Did you smoke one of Tim's cigarettes??!

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

nooøøø000ooooø….

m4yb3 :(

i also ate a L0T of l0ll1pops too.. among 0th3r things

[jays-licker]

*long plush sigh.*

Just go throw up. .. can you throw up? With the whole.. part tech part human thing??

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

i d0nt knoowwwwww D:

i think some of my m3t4l bits g3t in the way of my retching reflex :(((

and i think the keycaps m1ght hurt com1n9 back up

[jays-licker]

Okay, well, don't throw up then.

Do you want me to move some stuff around in there? Might make it easier.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

ooooook (◞ ‸ ◟ㆀ)

…

if you d0nt mind then ¥3s pl34se ;((

[jays-licker]

Okay.

Just don't freak out.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

4lrigHT (ᗒᗩᗕ)

is th15 gonn4 hurt???

[jays-licker]

Well... I have to cut you open. So. Yeah. A little.

I'll try be as careful as I can be.

Hard to do with without arms.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

….. 0kay :((((

4r3 you ev3n sure this is saf3??

[jays-licker]

Hm.. I've only done this on myself so far without arms.

Sit tight. You'll probably experience a few hiccups- AH-

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

… 1s th4t a bad si9n? Ó╭╮Ò

h0w do you ev3n know how t0 do this w1th no arm5??

[jays-licker]

It's FINE.

.. yes. It just involves a lot of trial and error.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

okay :((( as lon9 as y0ur3 sur3

(◞ ‸ ◟ㆀ)

[jays-licker]

I'm... half sure.

*A hoard of green key caps begin falling out of Pixels barely open stomach and clattered to the floor.*

I- WHY- DID YOU EAT THESE???

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

….. i n33ded fuel ;(((

it made m¥ stomach feel a bit better

besides th3¥ look3d ¥ummy

[jays-licker]

You can't get feul via normal food??

Whatever. Just makes this harder...

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

i c0uld but 1 dont l34v3 th1s ap4rtm3nt oft3n

1m alw4¥s s_p3r bus¥ ╥﹏╥

[jays-licker]

You should leave more. You're still part human afterall...

This'll probably hurt.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

y34h y3@h…

th3 s_n m4k3s me ov3rh34t 4nd som3t1mes mak3s me g0 r3d (╯︵╰,)

do3s it d0 th4t to pl_sh-

[jays-licker]

Stop screaming (screaming.. ?) so loud!!! I told you it'd hurt.

And no, plushies don't overheat in the sun. Sometimes.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

1111111T H_RT5 B4D.

[jays-licker]

Calm down, I don't like hearing you be in pain. It's gross.

[ PK yanks out a particularly large key cap ]

Did this get stuck in you?? Okay, no more eating objects or non organics.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

1T5 H4RD T0 N0T S0_ND ‘1N P41N’ WH3N 1M 1N P41N

…

y34h :(

… ok4y… 1ll st0p 34t1ng pl4stic

[jays-licker]

Here. I can't actually bandage people so you have to do that.

You also have to do your own stitches.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

… 4lr1ght

…

1 d0nt f33l v3ry g0ød-

[jays-licker]

hhhhhh4ve y0u ev3r had ‘m0nst3r en3r9y’ ??

- @c0rrupt3d-w0rd5

?? No. Why would I drink that?

I'm not even sure I can drink fuilds..

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

000k d0nt

1t m4k3s y0ur 1nsid3s h_rt

[jays-licker]

I doubt it. I have very complicated insides.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

0h

1t hurt5 m1n3 :(

[jays-licker]

Don't drink it then.

Coffee is good.. dont know how your machinery would react though.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

1 th1nk th3¥ w0_ld b0th h-rt m3

1t5 t00 l4t3 to un-dr1nk it

[jays-licker]

Okay, well... just let it exit your system then. However that may be.

[c0rrupt3d-w0rd5]

…. 0k

th4nk y0uuuuuuu