Xristina

First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

[c0smikgirl]

INTRO POST

xristina | any/all pronouns | 18 | fandom freak | cringe kid | celestial vampire

🕸 quick disclaimer: i follow and like on my main (clinicshamartia), but that account is long dead

🕸 student in her last year of high school (YR13), aspiring anthropologist, sunnybunny enthusiast and full time tumblr user

🕸 some fandoms that i'm in include bnha, creepypasta & the slenderverse, danganronpa, dc comics, homestuck, iasip, jjba, one piece, pjsk, soul eater, spn, stars align, thg, tlw, vocaloid and xmen (and many more!)

🕸 some of my interests include astronomy, anthropology, history, linguistics, music, politics and writing

🕸sometimes i reblog/post nsfw things, although i make sure to tag them!

🕸 pls talk to me in my ask box!!! don't be shy!

🕸 just so things are abundantly clear: fuck terfs, fuck ice, fuck ai, protect trans kids, free palestine, free congo, free sudan, abolish the police, abolish prisons, give land back, black lives matter, queer rights, disability rights, mask, pro-piracy, no one is illegal on stolen land and protect the environment

ao3 | airbuds | pjsk user number (508699234435149828)

[liquidstar]

I love Soul Eater because none of the main characters dress like they’re going to the same place.

[liquidstar]

none of these people are going to the same place

[drearycheery]

I don’t know anything about this show but from left to right it’s:

 Hot topic employee who’s pushing the dress code, even for hot topic

14 year old going to his first beatboxing competition

 Guy coming back from a cyber goth rave

girl heading to an anime convention

emo 13 year old being forced to go to his uncle’s wedding

sisters signed up for square dancing class by their overly enthusiastic parents

[acidmatze]

Like hell, Soul Eater is the most hilarious manga ever for so many reasons

- It could be set anywhere. Like Fantasy Japan or some fictional country or whatever conventional solution manga authors find to set their stories but nah. Its set in fucking Nevada.

- At least the city is fictional. Death City.

- But we got Fantasy Las Vegas called Death Vegas

- According to canon the school has a uniform. But the uniform is whatever the heck you want it to be. Making those outfits their school uniform.

- Excalibur exists

- No one ever uses it because he keeps annoying the shit out of people

- Sun and Moon are within the Earth’s atmosphere and you can just… go there.

- Apparently you can skate to Egypt.

someone please add to this because it’s been ages and i forgot half of it already

[c0smikgirl]

ACTUALLY doctor this was not used with consent because i didn’t even know you were using it???? WTF???????

[wgm-beautiful-world]

Antique remarkable Intaglio & Carnelian Fob Seals collection. 18th-19th century

[sambuchito]

EVERYBODY GIVE IT UOP FOR HAVING A SMOKE DRINKING GETTING HIGH AND READING YAOI AN JERKING OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ch0co-c0rn3t-lov3]

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

[goslinggf]

um...exsqueak me ?

[goats-ablaze]

woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again

[thereisselfpreservation]

[uptownthots]

you can taste the hitlerite particles in the air with this one

[patrochilles-or-bust]

"Yankee subhumans" right after "of color". Jesus.

[orcarriagesthatwork]

I think about this cake every day

[tizzymcwizzy]

sorry for exposing your tags but this is hilarious

[microsuedemouse]

OP, I hope you don’t mind me making an addition:

When I turned 17, we ordered a cake at the grocery store for my party, as we’d done many times before. If you wanted something written on the cake you’d write it into a section of the order form. We requested, very simply, “Happy Birthday Courtney”. When we went to pick it up the day of the party, this is what we got.

The bakery employees had absolutely no explanation for this. The order form, attached to the box, very clearly did not contain any of those extra names. Whomever had done the writing was no longer in, so there was no one to ask how this had happened. The fact that the name ‘Juan’ is misspelled bewilders me to this day. (I’ve never seen ‘Miley’ without the E, either, but it’s believable that someone might spell it that way.) Did this cake slip in from an alternate universe where I’m one quarter of a set of Hispanic quadruplets? Dyslexic Hispanic quadruplets, maybe?

This cake became the focal point of my party. At least two of my friends regularly called me ‘Courtney Mily Jaun Pablo’ for years to come. My siblings and I still reference it sometimes, eleven years later. It is probably the funniest thing ever to occur at any birthday celebration of my life, and may well remain so for the rest of my days.

I love a botched cake.

[helenarth]

one time me and some pals spotted one of those big cookie cakes in a store. it was done up with red icing and little X's for kisses and in the middle it said

No One Like You

now, it took us a while to realise it meant "(there is) no one like you". at first, we all parsed it as a botched "no one like(s) you"

for ages after when we'd wind each other up we'd declare "NO ONE LIKE YOU ☹️👎"

[itseasytoremember]

I just feel like it's important to post the Sacred Texts

[1-jar-of-stars]

white europeans like to say race is a made up usamerican concept but froth at the mouth to blame black and brown people for their problems

[dreamdropdollop]

ya'll who's up for group meowing

[oxygenisachoice]

Still thinking about Woman of Tomorrow

[the-mysterious-jellyfish]

Trafalgar Law by Dan Mora

[creatingblackcharacters]

Lamine gets his world cup win, Mbappe is the highest goalscorer, Michael Olise with the most assists, Jude Bellingham and Djed Spence just for the joy of looking quite fine, and Cabo Verde being the true MVP of the whole event. Blackness is having one HELL of a time today!!!

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[jeezilikesports]

YESSS