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Pregnancy Drabble
Little drabble to buy me some time because the fics ain't ready yet okay?? Taking inspo from this.
Warning: Pregnancy, Birth. Also I have no idea when it comes to baby weights so I googled shit.
Can you just imagine how snappy you'd be towards Simon during your first birth?
In your hospital gown when Simon helped you waddle your way onto the bed, all emotional and pissed because of the pain..
"Why did it have to have your big head?" You said, accompanied by a whimper in pain and frustration to your husband.
You were gripping his hand for dear life, he refused to tell you about the fact that your nails were digging into his palms even after back at home when you noticed the little subtle crescent shaped wounds left behind.
Simon couldn't even respond besides the stifled laugh, he knows he shouldn't take anything to heart.. you were irritable and understandably so.
One minute it was that and the next you were crying about having bigger stretch marks than you had before. During the check ups you came for, even the doctor herself thought that you'd be carrying twins.. low and behold the ultrasound, it was just one chunky baby who inherited Simon's head..
You almost passed out during the birth itself with how long you had to continuously push, you were a little out of it when it was time to hold your little one.. weighing in at 8 pounds and 12 ounces..
No wonder you felt that you could barely hold yourself up during the pregnancy, you swore to yourself that you are never putting yourself through that again.
Simon helped you hold them up after, his other hand in your hair as his thumb rubbed your scalp, comforting. He pressed his forehead against yours, staring down at the little miracle you popped out..
That vow was easier said than done because you now have two taller than average toddlers climbing their dad's arms and chest, along with another baby who is just pure chunk, the chubbiest cheeks with rolls of baby fat crawling up on their dad's leg..
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Hello,
could you write a Hannibal fanfic, where the reader is Will‘s student ( very protective of her) and Hannibal takes a interest in her, after psych. evaluation? He starts wooing her over and Will (platonic) doesn‘t like it at all. In the end there is smut between the reader and Hannibal after a dinner party ?(Maybe Will later here‘s from Crawford about it, because Crawford went to Hannibal‘s house to get him for a case)
Hannibal x Reader: Off limits
Warnings: smut, kissing, patient x therapist, fingering, pet names, cowgirl, ridding, penetration ( p in v), no use of y/n, female reader
Words count: 4,6K (dear lord 🙃)
“I don’t know if this is a good idea Will.”
“Why not?”
“Talking to your psychiatrist about my shit? Don’t you think that crossing some kind of boundary?”
“First he's not my physiatrist, not officially anyway. And secondly I would say drinking at my house crosses more boundaries than this. That didn’t stop you though right?”
“Yeah I guess you’re right.”
“Plus you need this. Talking to someone about stuff helps.”
“Fine. You’re sure he’s okay with it right?”
A week ago Will had mentioned you to Hannibal for the first time since he’d started having his sessions. The conversation had begun because Hannibal had asked him if he had anyone in his corner that he could trust. Will had immediately thought of you. Despite being his student you had helped him through a lot of stuff and pretty soon he considered you more of a friend then a student. He worried people would accuse him of favoritism but you were one smart cookie so he didn’t really have to worry about that. You knew your shit. No one could deny that. Of course Will also worried about people spreading rumors that you were sleeping with him but when he’d shared his concerns with you you’d just shrugged.
“People are gonna say shit about us anyway Will. I’m not gonna cut our friendship because of what some idiots say about us.”
He’d known he could count on you for anything but he could tell you were dealing with a lot more shit then you’d let on. It was one of the reasons why he’d told Hannibal about you. Will wondered if maybe talking with someone you knew he trusted would put your mind at ease. So here the two of you were standing in front of Hannibal's office door. You fiddle with your fingers trying your best to call your racing mind. Will notices your fidgeting causing him to grab onto your hand. You look up at him with a small smile which he returns. You hear the door open making your head snap to look at it.
I need art donaldson so bad. I need him to be real and be with me.
I just know Mike is like this irl too
You call husband!price from the nail salon. Your toes were already done and you had just moved over to the tables to start on your nails.
I’m starving, can you bring me something to eat? You ask in a pretty voice, pouring on the sweetness as if he could ever say no to you.
Within 10 minutes he’s walking into the salon, food and drink in hand. You smile as he looks around the open room, searching for you with a stern look on his face. His mouth is a harsh line under his mustache and his eyebrows are furrowed into a slight frown of concentration.
That look breaks into a warm smile as he locks eyes with you across the room. His face softens as he gazes at you, your hands outstretched while your nails were being worked on. He takes steady steps towards you, moving through the bustle of customers and technicians with confidence.
Love. John greets with a kiss, bending down to press his lips to yours.
He sits in the open chair beside you before pulling items out of the bag he brought with him
Within moments you were happily munching away, pausing every so often as John brings your drink up to your face, holding the straw steady for you before dipping another chicken nugget in sauce and bringing it to your mouth. His palm cupped underneath to stop any splatters from dripping while you sit there looking pretty for him, getting your nails done 💅
My bitch pose is NASTY
found an mgg lookalike on pinterest 🥰
i am not okay. need me a mike faist asap
I see celebs wearing ugly clothes with all that money and I'm like at least Matt knows how to not get peer pressured by his stylists
he's so fine
matt with an even quieter girlfriend
matt with a girlfriend who makes him feel so seen and validated, never interrupts or makes him feel unimportant or overlooked
matt who gets stars in his eyes when he realizes hes been rambling about a random animal fact for the past 10 minutes and his girlfriend is just looking at him like he hung the moon and is hanging on to his every word in interest
just matt with a girl who sees how special he is and cherishes him like he deserves
thank you to @rafescokewhore for this inspiration 😮💨💦
You were giggly, tipsy off a couple shots of Clase Azul as you sat comfortably in Drew’s lap. The boat swayed in the tropical waters, the air warm as you two enjoyed the company of close friends. At least tried to anyway…
With one hand wrapped around a red solo cup, his other squeezed roughly at your supple flesh as his mouth nipped at the exposed skin of your neck. He was being handsy, and not his normally innocent soft way. You weren’t sure if it was the alcohol in both of your systems or the freedom you had to be affectionate without any worries, but you didn’t care that his hand was squeezing your tits through your bikini top or even coming down to cup your now aching cunt.
You squirmed in his lap, the heat rising to your core as you leaned back to his front with a soft sigh. You felt his breath hit your ear, a low groan coming from his lips that only you could hear. “Want you so fuckin bad right now baby.” His voice raspy as he whispered in your ear.
Drew got what he wanted and that was to be buried face-first in your soaked cunt. He was now on his knees in the tiny bedroom of the lower cabin, his tall frame still somehow looking massive as he yanked your hips closer to the edge. You were bare from the waist down, your hole clenching around his tongue as his nose almost perfectly hit your sensitive clit.
His facial hair tickled your inner thighs as you dirtied up his handsome face, hand on the back of his head to keep him in place. He was a man of many talents and eating pussy was one of them. He was messy with it too, not caring how soaked his face got as long as you kept leaking your sweet cream for him to lap up.
“Better just get comfortable sweetheart, cause I’m not fucking stopping anytime soon.” He would tell you, your eyes glancing down as you saw a grin on his face, his light mustache and scruff around his jaw, wet and sticky with your juice.
*sobbing into my palms*
thinking of dad!nanami consoling his toddler. his baby girl on his lap, her cheeks so red and she’s sniffling while rubbing her eyes with her tiny hands. nanami kisses her forehead, continues to ask her what’s wrong, continues to soothe her worries away with lovely words…but she can’t speak yet so she babbles out her responses while he brushes the locks of her soft hair away from her face. he hums and nods his head, knuckles wiping away the tears as he cradles her for a hug, and you’re the only one who picked up on the fact that the reason why he can calm her down is because the sound of his deep voice comforts her and assures her that she’s safe when he’s around 😞😞😞😞😞😞
anon sent me an ask about toddler yuuji putting flowers in readers hair and reader putting one in Sukuna’s hair and of COURSE MY ASS DELETED IT- so here it is in a not so pretty format ☹️🫶🏻
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Tiny legs toddle over to sukuna, only to bypass him completely and waddle to you, a dandelion clenched in his fist. The yellow flower looks brighter in the sunlight, but not as bright as your smile when yuuji nudges the flower at you proudly. “For me?” You coo, and he nods victoriously.
“Head!” He says, patting your head gently with his free hand. You give him a hum of understanding, bowing down so the small boy can plant the weed in himself; he does so, happily, and Sukuna’s heart squeezes at the sight.
There’s a contrast of the yellow that now nests in your tresses versus the hues in your hair, and when you turn to smile at him, Sukuna’s own lips curl into a small smirk. He’d never tell you, but the fact his favorite little twerp has taken more than a liking to you means the world to him, and he adores watching you both interact as smoothly as you do.
He sees the love in Yuuji’s eyes. He’s almost positive it’s the same love he looks at you with.
When the small child comes back over to give you another flower, you capture it in your own hand to slip it into Sukuna’s in the same place as yours rests. He blinks, unamused, only for you to fall into a fit of laughter.
“Looks good with your tattoos,” you say, leaning up to press a kiss to his jawline, which he hums appreciatively at. “Makes you less scary.”
“I’m not scary,” he scoffs. “I’m threatening.”
“Oh, right, of course,” you snort.
Yuuji’s eyes suddenly light up and his chubby legs carry him back to the dandelions, one hand grabs the yellow weed, the other grabs a puffy, white one. When he runs back to show you both, the puffs have disappeared from the bud of the dandelion and flown into the air, leaving just a stem.
“For you!” He chirps, passing you the yellow weed. Then, he turns to Sukuna and thrusts his small hand at his brother- only to then drop in confusion when there’s no longer fluff adorning the weed. “Huh?”
“It blew away, bud,” Sukuna sighs. “Gotta be careful with those, be gentle.”
Yuuji merely blinks big eyes at his brother in confusion, but it quickly fades and turns to pride as he ushers the stem to his older brother. “Yeah. Thanks.”
“We’cm ‘suku!”
#pathetic little meow meow
not okay...
Mike definitely gives the best hugs i imagine he'd always be giving you hugs 😭
He engulfs you in his hugs. You feel consumed. When his arms are tightly bound around your back, and you nuzzle your face deep into his neck, all you can smell is his cologne, that is where you feel his love the most. He never lets go first; not when it’s with you. If you had it your way, you’d stay that way forever. You joke – but it’s not really a joke – that you wish you could shrink yourself to the size of safety pin, so he can store you in his pocket and keep you around forever. All consumed by his flannel pocket. Not the same as being all consumed by his hugs, but it’s sure damn close. When you two are cuddling, simply laying on top of him isn’t enough. You want to dig a crevice in his chest and burrow yourself inside. You want to crawl into his skin and use him as a hibernation cave. But nothing can be that simple, so a hug will do.
This turned weird really quick. I’m going to go take my Lexapro.
watch me work it, i’m perfect ☆