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why do cherries have to be sexual & strawberries get to be all innocent. why are we slut shaming fruit. what is the sexual valence of a blueberry

misscrazyfangirl321

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

misscrazyfangirl321

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

loveridden1999

when england lose, women bruise

osmanthusoolong

Seen in downtown Toronto as well

notahorseindisguise

"its a living" <- guy who has a job it hates

"its'a living!' <- dr mario frankenstein

yellow-cat

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

zdf-deactivated20251121

emotargaryen

one of the tweets of all time to me

1794

mustard snob canon

supergameboytwo

If you guys don't start behaving I'm going to turn off reblogs for this post. This post is about launching matchbox cars into your wall at high enough speeds to lodge them there. Nobody cares about how strong the walls in your house are, and I'm suddenly learning that a lot of people on this webbed site don't know what drywall is, but none of that matters.

The only thing that matters is shoot cars into your wall.

correctopinionhaver

And he called himself Warriormale. He ran a blog that was officially about martial arts, but everyone knew it was really about him exploring his deep-seated homosexual urges.