[c4shs]

C A S H F L E T C H E R

twenty-nine. bartender at stunner's pub.

" So don't ask me Hank, why do you drink? Hank, why do you roll smoke? Why must you

live out the songs you wrote? If I'm down in a honky tonk and some ole slick's trying to

give me friction I'll say leave me alone. I'm singing all night long. It's a family tradition. "

[h3rlow]

i can't been seen to play favorites like that. equal favouritism keeps my tips coming in, and tips mean i can pay the detailer weekly to keep my wheels shiny. but. i can make sure there's always a bottle of top shelf stocked up.

[c4shs]

Alright, alright. I respect it. Girl's gotta hustle. You fill my cup, and I zip my lips while you do your thing. I'm not used to not being the clear favorite, but I guess I will suck it up and be just like everyone else.

[tex3s]

slow burn is only good in the movies, kinda sucks in real life. you think? maybe you could show me around or something, y'all have normal stores around here, right? not just ... postcard looking places.

[c4shs]

Darlin', we got plenty more than postcard views. I'd be honored to show you some of my favorite places. Can't have the new girl thinkin' Silverton is all charm and no substance. Good food, decent people...and a few folks your mama'd tell you to stay away from. Lucky for you, I know which is which. Besides, someone oughta make sure you don't wander into the wrong places.

[h3rlow]

blonde knows blonde. it's a trait we all have. but, that's some kind of impressive accomplishment, you almost deserve another drink just for that.

[c4shs]

hey, almost? sheesh. I think i've more than earned my keep...and whiskey, for that matter.

[tex3s]

i was devastated and that's more important! my luck has to turn around because so far i'm not getting those real cute warm and fuzzy vibes.

[c4shs]

hey, you gotta give her some time! silverton is a real slow burner. it already sounds like your luck is turnin' around seein' as how you ran into me.

[grc3lyn]

nice is definitely a new word to call it, you don't get to pick and choose when you wanna be pleasant.

[c4shs]

alright, alright. guns are drawn today, i see. you have yourself a good one, sweetheart.

[tex3s]

whhhhhyyyyyy did no one tell me how stressful moving is? i couldn't find my favorite daisy dukes to celebrate the 4th in. 𝐮𝐠𝐡. and then today? starbucks didn't even have the new butterfly drink i wanted to try!

[c4shs]

well, ain't that just unfortunate. hate to hear about the daisy dukes, darlin'. half the fellas in town are probably devastated and don't even know it yet. shame about that butterfly drink, too. seems the town owes you a better first impression.

[h3rlow]

here's hoping you haven't woken up today with a head like a hole, and if you have? my condolences.

[c4shs]

Y'know, some people may argue with ya' that I just have a hole in my head...but, I reckon I took it easy last night and woke up as slick as a whistle, so I think I deserve my flowers for that.

[averyexplores]

Hey c’mon! You gotta live a lil’ for the holidays.

[c4shs]

Oh trust me, I think I live enough for the both of us on my off days.

[averyexplores]

HELL YEAH! That’s my kinda order! Got a sweet deal on all kinds of milkshakes goin’ on too if I can persuade ya!

[c4shs]

Oh hell, I don't know about the milkshakes. You're strikin' a hell of a bargain, but they'd have to roll me back in the gym. That shit does not agree with me no more.

[c4shs]

do you ever get tired of faking that golden boy smile every day, or does pretending to have a heart just make it easier for you to screw people over

Maaan, who said this mega watt, stunningly handsome with extra cheese smile was fake? Not really sure what this is all about, but my mama raised me right. I'm nothin' but respectful and can't recall screwin' anyone over. I'm always happy to talk things over if that's how ya' feel.

[averyexplores]

HUNGRY?? NEED SOME GOOD GRUB??

C’mon gang, let’s fucking go! Dont forget to hit up the Sweet Chin Cafe! The line cook really be doin’ the damn thing! I should know. He’s a homie. He is me.

[c4shs]

Shit, I could go for one of y'all's smashburgers and a hefty order of home fries. There ain't nothin' quite like it.

[bythecr3ed]

i’d hate for any of my zegna suits to even think about dawning a sweat patch, so to a degree i get it. some people lack the intellectual capacity to showoff wealth any other way though — you’d think being my client would be enough.

[c4shs]

It is a lil' tacky, if I do say so myself. But hey, ain't nothin' wrong with wanting to clean up nice. Can't say I know too much about perfectly tailored suits, but if I had to find an expert in this town...I'd say you're the best bet.

[silvertonasks]

HONESTY HOUR. ask my character anything and they must answer truthfully. if you're participating, please reblog this and make sure your ask box is enabled.

[grc3lyn]

what makes i think you need it? the fact you're still sniffing around my comments like a stray dog looking for attention.

[c4shs]

I was tryin' to be nice for the holidays. This animosity shit ain't really becomin' of you, darlin'.

[bythecr3ed]

they can either come on down and look at property in the appropriate garments, or make like the dinosaurs and get wasted out in this heat. not one to tell em’ what choices they should or shouldn’t make though. either outcome, brings somewhat of a smile to my face.

[c4shs]

I'm sure the fancy folks you're used to workin' with would rather sweat through their slacks than wear something that wasn't designer.

[h3rlow]

top shelf is all i know, cowboy. swing by and i’ll hook you up this holiday weekend 😌

[c4shs]

'atta girl, that's what i'm talkin' about. y'all will be seein' me later, rest assured.