[h3rlow]

#H3RLOW : a private && independent portrayal of the original character harlow sinclair exclusively head canon based. baddie girl barbie girl. crash out QUEEN. vip host @ the riptide.

is   that   BLAKE   MONROE   walking   around   the   town?   oh   never   mind,   that’s   actually   HARLOW   SINCLAIR,   a   27   year   old   who   has   been   calling   THE   GROVE   DISTRICT   REGION   home   for   THREE   YEARS.   if   you   hang   around   their   workspace   at   THE   RIPTIDE   as   a   VIP   HOST   ,   you'll   quickly   realize   they   are   pretty   GENTLE   and   OPTIMISTIC,   though   they   definitely   have   a   tendency   to   be   SNAPPY   when   the   night   gets   too   late.   they   usually   drift   through   town   clutching   a   SILVER   TENNIS   BRACELET   with   GREEDY   BY   ARIANNA   GRANDE   blaring   in   the   background.   word   on   the   street   is   that   SHE'LL   HAND   HER   NUMBER   OUT   ON   A   NAPKIN   TO   SOME   CUSTOMERS.

[h3rlow]

i can't been seen to play favorites like that. equal favouritism keeps my tips coming in, and tips mean i can pay the detailer weekly to keep my wheels shiny. but. i can make sure there's always a bottle of top shelf stocked up.

[h3rlow]

cheat sheet usually includes a cute smile, which you already have. manners go a long way with bar staff too.

[h3rlow]

here's hoping you haven't woken up today with a head like a hole, and if you have? my condolences.

[h3rlow]

blonde knows blonde. it's a trait we all have. but, that's some kind of impressive accomplishment, you almost deserve another drink just for that.

[h3rlow]

hey, i just put sparklers in bottles and get paid for looking pretty, bad cocktails is a complaint that goes in one ear and out the other. but, i suppose i can pass the message on, since it's you.

[h3rlow]

that's the aim of the game. people wouldn't be spending their in vip rooms if they didn't have a little extra to spare. so it's nooooot the drink, it's your tolerance, order with extra ice, or ask for half measures of liquor. then you can still live your best life.

[h3rlow]

hey, i just put sparklers in bottles and get paid for looking pretty, bad cocktails is a complaint that goes in one ear and out the other. but, i suppose i can pass the message on, since it's you.

[h3rlow]

here's hoping you haven't woken up today with a head like a hole, and if you have? my condolences.

[h3rlow]

in the nicest way possible, you need all your teeth to even get passed the front door.

[rey3s]

what the hell would i be doing with an old condom?

[h3rlow]

seems like the kinda thing a guy like you would carry in his wallet.

[h3rlow]

free drink coupons? free drink coupons ♡ hit me up if you want in! imagine having a boooooring friday night.

[h3rlow]

tips are always welcomed, babydoll 🥰 people not having plans on a weekend built for partying makes no sense to me, but what do i know!

[h3rlow]

free drink coupons? free drink coupons ♡ hit me up if you want in! imagine having a boooooring friday night.

[h3rlow]

top shelf is all i know, cowboy. swing by and i’ll hook you up this holiday weekend 😌

[h3rlow]

sounds like a story! just mention my name at the door and we'll get you sorted with a drink or two!

[h3rlow]

not even a button? an old condom? lint is a little boring.

[h3rlow]

just come down to the bar and i can get ya' hooked up!

[h3rlow]

free drink coupons? free drink coupons ♡ hit me up if you want in! imagine having a boooooring friday night.

[h3rlow]

maybe your wallet was just soooo damn heavy.