Caaarl, what did you do?

What happened to his hands? [ I am in no way affiliated with FilmCow's 'Llamas With Hats'. I just pretend to play one.]

[caaarlthatkillspeople]

"The right amount?"

[pseudostarlings]

"Good answer. What’s your name?"

[caaarlthatkillspeople]

"Paul."

[chiyonosxke-deactivated20150420]

"Shot ‘im a few thousand times, actually."

[caaarlthatkillspeople]

"But...that kills people. Overly kills them. You overkilled."

[idespisemurderers]

     ❝—Or cooked faces…❞

{casually wondering how the hell that was even accomplished}

[caaarlthatkillspeople]

"I don't like talking about the cooked faces."

[caaarlthatkillspeople]

you seem like such a nice llama how did you even get involved with caaaarrrrlll

"Because I am stupid and make poor life choices."

[memcir-blog]

        { ♕ }         ; “This is one of those points in time I start to question why I speak to some animals…”

[caaarlthatkillspeople]

"It could be worse. You could have had your face ripped off by Carl. Talking is great."

[idespisemurderers]

❝—What the hell were we thinking?❞ 

[caaarlthatkillspeople]

"Well, we weren't thinking about babies. Or their hands. Or elderly couples."

[pseudostarlings]

"— Alright, wait. Wait. Exactly how many talking llamas are there?”

[caaarlthatkillspeople]

"The right amount?"

[idespisemurderers]

     ❝—So do I.❞ 

[caaarlthatkillspeople]

"We have made an error in friendship."

[chiyonosxke-deactivated20150420]

"I, uh. I killed a man."

[caaarlthatkillspeople]

"You stabbed him, didn't you?"

[memcir-blog]

        { ♕ }         ; “Why is there a dead human in your hou                                           …wait,  h o w  does a llama have a house?”

[caaarlthatkillspeople]

"The answer is Carl. It is always Carl."

[caaarlthatkillspeople]

"He thought I was a woman."

[caaarlthatkillspeople]

"I wanna go home."

[caaarlthatkillspeople]

"I have a friend who's a murderer."

[caaarlthatkillspeople]

"Don't take the last croissant roll."

[caaarlthatkillspeople]

"Did you know that the sound of forgiveness is a lot like the sound of people drowning?"

[caaarlthatkillspeople]

"You're covered in red. Why are you covered in red?

[caaarlthatkillspeople]

"Why on earth would you do thaaaat?"