Cabbagiez

Just, me! Always open to messages and asks! He/him, 22

[dmdog]

It lives in the arcade and leaves sticky little footprints on the linoleum. Naming it Gumble

[iiumz]

[icecreamwithjackdaniels]

Ferdinand von Wright (Finnish, 1822–1906), "Smews"

[teaboot]

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

[teaboot]

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

[teaboot]

For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral

[teaboot]

A little bit for Monica, she's my wife

A little bit for Erica, for her strife

My books all go to Rita, cause she reads

My greenhouse goes to Tina, she plants trees

The furniture is Sandra's, on my lawn

Jewelry for Mary, she can pawn

Ashes go to Jessica, that's my plan

A little bit of me inside a can (ah!)

[bob-artist]

Bittern at the grocery store

[sparkly-heretic]

A very elegant crime.

(edit: my partner just pointed out that maybe the bittern is going to pay, and that's a good point)

[bob-artist]

Don't worry, his disguise was flawless and he got away with his snack :)

[kettle-bird]

Jackass Jenny #3 - if only they'd learn "lie down" and "play dead"

[kettle-bird]

Jackass Jenny #5 - Horsin' Around

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[cannibalchicken]

[julie-su]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Elegant 1910 NOLA home, New Orleans, LA, 3bds, 2.5ba, 2,800sqft, $1.575m.

It was meticulously restored with very high-end features. Beautiful reception room has a gorgeous light fixture.

The 2nd sitting room.

The dining room features a lovely built-in shelving unit.

The meticulously designed kitchen even features a small bar in the corner. The soft gray with a tinge of green is a subtle touch of color.

Even the back hall that leads to the laundry room is elegant.

The guest powder room.

Even the upstairs landing is sunny and has doors to a terrace.

Beautiful home office.

The primary suite has its own bath.

Beautiful marble shower.

The 2nd bedroom is just as lovely.

Beautiful marble in the roomy full bath.

Nicely done smallest bedroom.

There's a nice walk-in closet.

The large 2nd fl. terrace.

Private walled yard with parking. 4,560sqft. corner lot.

Lovely deck.

Plus, gardens, a patio, and an inground pool.

https://www.redfin.com/LA/New-Orleans/300-Audubon-St-70118/home/79233213

[upstairsdownstairsandinbetween]

Kaleidoscope Kindergarten (Tanshui Kindergarten), Tianshui, China, 

Designed by SAKO Architects

[office-anomaly]

recent scoob art

[lacefuneral]

spock is gay compilation

[trekheritageposts]

star trek heritage post (July 3rd, 2020)

[json-derulo]

earlier I was coming back up from skating and one of the starstruck little kids from across the hall asked me, “how are you allowed to drive on the inside?” (referring to the fact that I carefully skate in the hallway and elevator, because swapping shoes on and off for the one-block commute to and from the park is a massive pain in the ass), and I swear to god the dialogue options that flashed up on my heads-up display were

[] Nothing in the lease explicitly says I can’t, and all uncodified rules are merely suggestions

[] I’m probably not, but the only people in this building who are fast enough to actually stop me are the maintenance guys who are all charmed by my kind green eyes and adorable dog

[x] I ate all my vegetables and did my homework so my mom said I’m allowed to do whatever I want

[tutt3rs]

under utilized comic gimmick is super big text bubble filled with very few words/just one word

[tutt3rs]

like this

[dragon-in-a-fez]

can someone turn the lights on in that jpeg

[aigeneratedfish-deactivated2026]

yea

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[haemosexuality]

[everythingfox]

Discussing baby’s future

[melodiusfaux]

They are both doing the "I want" chitter. They very much want to get up, but they have a sleeping baby cuddling with them. They must endure, but they will not be silent about it

[pb-dot]

Well well well, kitties. Looks like you want to get up but there's a little cat on you so you can't. Very frustrating situation there, can't imagine the burden of being held down by a little adorable kittycat. Couldn't, as the kids say, be me.

[commandersheena]

In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

[roycohn]

happy donna sheridan unprotected sex day (1/3), everybody!!!