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JBB: An Artblog!
YOU ARE THE REASON
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Not today Justin
if i look back, i am lost
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@cabbagiez
doomscrolling tiktok together and I turn to you and ask, "why doesn't your algorithm recommend any videos with Black people?"
doomscrolling tumblr and I turn to you and ask, "why don't you reblog anti-racism when it makes you feel uncomfortable?"
"Call the sysadmin, the server's down again" *girl wearing Xenia t-shirt appears from the shadows* "I'm not cis, and don't call him admin"
funny joke
Helen Hayes, first lady of Broadway, in Times Square, June 17, 1959.
Photo: Arnold Newman Properties/Getty Images/seeoldnyc.com
Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me
I'm sorry.???
@acarefreewind
Okey
a good thing about having friends with kids is that you can just sow the seeds for something that you’ll never need to address again. like tonight my friend’s three year old saw me eating blue corn chips.
kid: what are you eating from that basket?
me: triangles.
kid: can i have triangles?
me: dunno, did you brush teeth yet?
kid: no
me: mhm, and are you okay with screaming really loud?
kidd: what???
me: yeah, sometimes these make you scream really loud, are you ok with that?
kid: i am not afraid of screaming.
me: you’re very brave. you can have two triangles. then why don’t you go show your dad your new power, i gotta go.
op u live up to ur username
Checking back in years later as a person who now has a four year old and a six year old and finally understands just how awful it is to have small children randomly screeching at maximum volume in a way that only someone with lived experience can
this is still very, very funny.
this may be one of the funniest things i’ve ever done actually.
a good thing about having kids is that you can just sow the seeds for something that you’ll never need to address again. i mean, you probably should, but you don’t gotta. like a few weeks ago, I taught the kids all about the F word and why - even though it has incredible conversational utility - you shouldn’t say it because it’s a very very bad swear word and people will get upset.
I also taught them that the F word is, uh, “flinkle”
they are little potty mouths and it is so so so so so so funny to hear them on a flinkle rampage
In my defense, I didn’t make them myself, I just met a hot dude with kids and made them my own
That has got to be the funniest way to describe being a stepparent
"birthday sleepover 051" (2005), laurs_pics
*does this to you*
Frankly beautiful way of phrasing it
he must have some sort of condition
olive in her favourite spot having a ponder
me showing olive all the lovely things everyone wrote about her in the tags
"I'm Slowly Forgetting Your Face"
Flowers:
Roses - Love
Forget Me Nots - Memory
Purple Hyacinth - Asking for Forgiveness
all timer line. easy top 10 at least from queen. I think about it everytime I hear that word. her face makes me read this with one specific inflection that is stuck in my brain (it meeans-TITTeee). The use of only one T. Perfect line no notes. should be up there with Potassium
Maybe -- just MAYBE -- don't spit on other characters and ships and works when the artist you congratulate and reblog from also draws those?
FANDOM ETIQUETTE NEEDS A RETURN SOOOO STRONGLY
Lil nas x coming back during pride month to tell us hes been taking care of his physical and mental health, finishing rehab and getting treatment for bipolar disorder, and telling us that he is excited to not only make new music but also just to live his life???? And during mens mental health awareness month????? Oh i missed him bad
as a rule it's always more interesting when two people who know each other outlive a third person that they both loved and then their relationship becomes So Much Weirder and more emotionally fraught, entangled, and charged when that third person dies
