Cabbagiez

Just, me! Always open to messages and asks! He/him, 22

[ravioli-fries]

based off tumblr post

[zayt0uny]

the chosen four as whispering rock campers!! (jeff is here too. i couldn't exclude him)

[aphrostiel]

two mimir

[aphrostiel]

five mimir

[prokopetz]

Sitting here watching the delivery tracker app as the little icon of the car very slowly increases in width while remaining in the same spot knowing it's just a glitch of some kind, but, like, imagine.

[prokopetz]

Peering sourly at my phone like "ah shit, they sent the Wide Car again".

[kin-eats]

drinkable things that are like blood? no alcohols please

I'll do my best!

Watermelon Delight

Watermelon and Strawberry Lemonade

Fake Cod Holiday Mocktail

Mulled Cranberry Juice

Apple Orchard Punch

Beet Smoothie

I apologize if I'm off but I hope you enjoy!

[mcnuggyy]

i felt like there wasn’t enough polyam trio art memes so i decided to make my own <3 self indulgence be damned

❤️💛💙

( feel free to share and tag me in any of the cute art you make i would love to see!!! 🥺💕)

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Less "if they really loved you, they wouldn't ever hurt you." More "hurt feelings and conflicts are an unavoidable part of life, but the people worthy of being in yours will apologize and work on their behavior once they realize they are hurting you. You can't expect perfection from anyone, but you can and should expect effort."

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

doomscrolling tiktok together and I turn to you and ask, "why doesn't your algorithm recommend any videos with Black people?"

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

doomscrolling tumblr and I turn to you and ask, "why don't you reblog anti-racism when it makes you feel uncomfortable?"

[toroidalearthtruther]

"Call the sysadmin, the server's down again" *girl wearing Xenia t-shirt appears from the shadows* "I'm not cis, and don't call him admin"

[beejwatch]

funny joke

[newyorkthegoldenage]

Helen Hayes, first lady of Broadway, in Times Square, June 17, 1959.

Photo: Arnold Newman Properties/Getty Images/seeoldnyc.com

[idc0o]

Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me

[musthavebeenthecombat]

I'm sorry.???

[reject-tiefling]

@acarefreewind

Okey

[tricktster]

a good thing about having friends with kids is that you can just sow the seeds for something that you’ll never need to address again. like tonight my friend’s three year old saw me eating blue corn chips.

kid: what are you eating from that basket?

me: triangles.

kid: can i have triangles?

me: dunno, did you brush teeth yet?

kid: no

me: mhm, and are you okay with screaming really loud?

kidd: what???

me: yeah, sometimes these make you scream really loud, are you ok with that?

kid: i am not afraid of screaming.

me: you’re very brave. you can have two triangles. then why don’t you go show your dad your new power, i gotta go.

[unnameablethings]

op u live up to ur username

[tricktster]

Checking back in years later as a person who now has a four year old and a six year old and finally understands just how awful it is to have small children randomly screeching at maximum volume in a way that only someone with lived experience can

this is still very, very funny.

this may be one of the funniest things i’ve ever done actually.

[tricktster]

a good thing about having kids is that you can just sow the seeds for something that you’ll never need to address again. i mean, you probably should, but you don’t gotta. like a few weeks ago, I taught the kids all about the F word and why - even though it has incredible conversational utility - you shouldn’t say it because it’s a very very bad swear word and people will get upset.

I also taught them that the F word is, uh, “flinkle”

they are little potty mouths and it is so so so so so so funny to hear them on a flinkle rampage

[tricktster]

In my defense, I didn’t make them myself, I just met a hot dude with kids and made them my own

[maddie-2022]

That has got to be the funniest way to describe being a stepparent

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

"birthday sleepover 051" (2005), laurs_pics

[xrd]

*does this to you*

[xrd]

Frankly beautiful way of phrasing it

[serps-up]

he must have some sort of condition

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]