Formerly Known as Sickbay

[stickyhunter]

Who doesn’t love mayors?  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[cabertown]

Continuity Log #107

26th of July, 2014.

It has been so long since I've seen anyone else... 

I haven't left my house in what feels like months. I have been steadily updating and managing the Cabertown Database like I am supposed to.

...Despite the screaming.

For some reason I feel as if everything I have been doing is for nothing, as if all of my updates have been lost.

Not one of my previous Continuity Logs received responses! I have been working so hard on them, and there used to be at least a few users that would "Like" or "Re-blog" these things that I posted. Have the wires in our beloved Cabertown gone faulty? 

Perhaps Ravs has installed a new law upon the town without telling me... But, I am supposed to be the law keeper! I am the one who updates all the paperwork! 

There should not be a regulation that I do not know about. 

Or maybe it has something to do with the ghost town that our beloved city has become. 

Not one villager has left their houses in weeks, the desert has taken over once again, this time much worse than it did back in '58 when our grandparents had to once again rebuild this place. 

I know these logs are not supposed to contain my personal opinions or thoughts, but if there is still someone out there in this world wide web, please let me know that my diligent logging has not gone to waste! 

-CT Employee #3386 

[ravsy-deactivated20200220]

How's the rebuilding of Cabertown coming along, Mayor Ravs? :)

Stupendously I’m told! (You think I’d lift a finger?) I am excited to have a look around when I return from the barren land of no PC.

[zoeyp]

ravs i’ve been rebuilding cabertown ever since the chaos of the livestream and i took a few creative liberties. the statue of you is now a statue of me. mayor greg has come back as a ghost and taken over half of the town. the other half is controlled by nilesy and they’re having a standoff. the villagers successfully rescued your teddy bear from the mines, so the mines have been closed. all the cabers are now made out of candy. candy cabers.

[twirliest]

THEY’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

[ravsy-deactivated20200220]

Aside from you, are there any citizens of Cabertown left?

Oh come on i’m not that bad of a guy! There are still a tonne of citizens! you just don’t see them because they are not allowed out of the mines (except on casual fridays).

[cabertown]

And there's me! but I'm not allowed out of the office (except on casual fridays).

[dark-knight-drawing]

Awkward cutoff of the legs!

I found it bad ass as hell when Ravs pulled out his shotgun at Nilesy and said this. I really hope I wasn’t just me.

[ravsy-deactivated20200220]

I’m the Mayor! *amazing theme song starts playing*

[jumpwolf]

I don’t think those signs are very convincing.

[ravsy-deactivated20200220]

Oh come on you can trust me! It’s totally fun down there you should come check it out! Complimentary Zero for all citizens in the Happy fun mine! What do you mean my Zero (Squid brew) is making you want to mine blocks for the glory of Cabertown?

[cabertown]

Hey cabertown. ;) Thanks for re-blogging my Jeeves art. I'm a big fan of your blog and this means a lot to me. Keep being amazing and reporting the events that take place in everyone's favourite town! ^_^

It is my duty to upkeep this blog and all events happening in Cabertown!

I am very glad that you are enjoying your stay here in our lovely village. I was afraid that I was doing this for no reason! (Not many of the villagers here really know how to use a computer you see… I’m still learning myself!)

Feel free to drop by any time, the gates of Cabertown are always open to visitors!

Unless of course you’re trying to visit during the Weekly Endorsement Protocol, in which case please reschedule your vacation to Cabertown as no outsiders are welcome during this time and must maintain a 666 meter radius from Cabertown. Any visitors who have violated this law will be immediately classified as an immutable habitant of Cabertown and must never leave. 

[totallyneena123-deactivated2014]

Ravs pixel art!! <3 <3

Not the best, but still… I tried >_<

[zirqu]

Jeeves the Golem Bodyguard

Ready to faithfully serve the Mayor of Cabertown against any and all possible threats! Bigger version on my dA, as usual.

[cabertown]

Announcement!

The other villagers and I have collectively decided that though this blog has been used as a log for most interesting Cabertown shenanigans, we will also be "Re-blogging" art and other things relating to Cabertown, or our lovely mayor Ravs. 

Thank you, and I will from now on be tagging all original text posts with "Cabertown News"

[gametee]

Blackrock is back! Get your limited edition frosted glass Crooked Caber mug whilst stocks last! Perfect for an ice cold glass of Zero - Mmm, taste the squid! Exclusive to Gametee!

[ravsy-deactivated20200220]

Finally Cabertown could afford to get some snazzy new mugs! Get one and have a drink with your Mayor! The first 5 people to send me a picture of their mug will get a protessional Ravs mspaint!

(P.s enjoy the new Blackrock!)

[cabertown]

What about me, Sir? I have ordered your mug and I got my good friend Joe to take a picture of me with it for you.

[ravsy-deactivated20200220]

So Ravs... How's Cabertown doing?

I rule with an Iron Fist. The citizens will obey! Uh. Everything is completely fine no cause for concern! What do you mean people have gone missing ?

[cabertown]

Sir! We have another situation on our hands, I'm afraid another one has reached its way to the top of your magnificent statue. 

Please respond to my e-messages! I sure do hope I've been sending them to the right mayor... The internet is much too complicated for a poor villager like me!

[ravsy-deactivated20200220]

Cabertown

is looking awesome. THATS ALL I CAN SAY.

[cabertown]

Thank you mayor! Everyone has pitched in, and we've been working hard to please you.

[ravsy-deactivated20200220]

Attention Citizens of Cabertown

Your Mayor has found his way back home. That is all.

Jeeves smells.

[cabertown]

Oh Joy! Joy be to the glorious leader, for he has returned to us and will continue to rule our beloved city!

The progress on the Pub has gone wonderfully, sir, don't mind the blood on the sand there, that's only where someone scraped their knee. 

Would you like some honey now that you have returned? The beekepers are close to getting some sort of booze-making bees....

[cabertown]

It seems Ravs is not as lost as we had first hoped, for he has found the town's Blog here that I am updating now.

Hello Mayor, we have sent out a search party to look for you. Please try not to get killed by any skeletons while you are away, I've heard those creatures make awful mayors.

[cabertown]

Breaking news: Our mayor has gone missing.

We've posted signs everywhere to try to get him back but he seems to have wandered far, far away from our beloved Cabertown.....

[cabertown]

So far the progress on building the new pub Ravs asked for is going well. However while we were collecting the materials to build it, Nurse Carla tripped and scraped her knee.

Doctor Nick almost immediately came to her aid.... Am I sensing some friendship developing.... or maybe, something more?