pun city, bitch

For much needed shits and giggles. Or not. Eren // 20 // Seattle, WA

[cacoethex]

what does a clam do on his birthday?

he shell-abrates !!!

[cacoethex]

couldn't fucking sleep.

[candlelion-deactivated20140107]

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here’s a song i wrote about being in love with your best friend (no homo)

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

i didn’t know how badly i needed this in my life until i heard it

[shelllsxox]

[cacoethex]

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT

[jeannierhyu]

Room (2012) | Jeannie Rhyu | Gouache, Watercolor, colored pencil on paper | 43” x 30 ”

[armoredwill]

Said you were pissed earlier I think. Just checkin to see if everything’s alright.

[cacoethex]

oh that!! uh well, i was just making an observation about how nicki minaj says 'pussy'. but thanks for worrying about me (-:

[armoredwill]

» Slows at the warning, laughing nervously.

"Alright, alright, I get the picture…!"

» Now he simply walks, jogging intermittently, with a scrawny young man cradled in his arms. Sure he gets more than a fair share of critical looks tossed his way, but he’s way too caught up in the oddly fast-blooming friendship to care. It feels good to have Eren on his side…

» … Odd thought. Reiner swallows. 

"Hey, if you’re actually gonna blow chunks you can do it in there."

» Removes an arm from Eren’s back to point — rather needlessly — at the quaint diner looming ahead. 

“Pretty nice bathrooms for a diner. Pukin’ in luxury!” 

» Laughs that booming laugh again, patting the smaller boy’s back as he carries him to the door. He’s giddier than he thought he’d be — different from when he’d first met Annie, for sure, but similar enough to make him wonder…

[cacoethex]

-- Sighs loudly in relief as Reiner slows down, allowing himself to relax and release the other's shirt. He can feel eyes on them, but he can't bring himself to care much; he never did in the first place.

"I'm not really gonna hurl.."

-- Twists around to follow Reiner's arm with his eyes, gaze landing on a vaguely familiar diner he's sure he's passed a few times. It looks nice, so he has no complaints about it.

-- Gives a hollow laugh at the other's little jab, though his smile is nothing short of genuine. Pats Reiner on the shoulder twice, signalling that he wants to get down.

"Let me down before someone calls the police on you. 'Yes hello, 911, there's a suspiciously buff dude haulin' a little guy halfway across the city.'"

-- Grins because he's so fucking hilarious.

[armoredwill]

You good?

[cacoethex]

'course! why?

[cacoethex]

birraboxe replied to your post:england doesn’t have a kidney bank, but it does...

Yes they do!! And they’ve been doing very well this year :D

have they? :ooo i haven't really been following them but hey, good to hear! oh, i'm eren by the way.

[cacoethex]

england doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a liverpool

[cacoethex]

armoredwill said: Sup man

sup.

[cacoethex]

no matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

[cacoethex]

pissy

[marcocartoon]

My take on Goku

[armoredwill]

» Flies down the street, cradling Eren a little more gently than he would a football. He manages a few breathy words between laughter and long strides;

"I ain’t gonna drop ya! If I can hold onto a ball, I can hold onto a dude!"

» Skids to a halt at the corner and sprints across the street, darting around people with practiced dexterity. Still, he slows when Eren asks him to. A little.

"Man, I thought you were hungry…"

» Mock disappointment. 

[cacoethex]

"That makes me feel so much safer!"

-- Holds on for dear life and can't help but feel a surge of fear rise in his chest. Reiner's reassurance only helps a little.

-- Glares halfheartedly, wanting badly to smack Reiner on the head but his hands are occupied with holding on to his shirt.

"Guess I'll just empty my stomach on your head."

-- Practically hisses; he's overreacting. Yes, the fear is still there in a tight little knot in his stomach, but it's not that bad. He briefly prays that they're almost to their destination.

[cacoethex]

really you're gonna turn on dubstep now REALLY