Cadaver creative

creating artful enemies since God knows when.

[cadaver-creative]

intro post!

name: bones

age: 16

pronouns: they/it/gore

i post alot about villiancore, evilcore, will wood and gay shit!

[mikoshiba-cringecompdotmp4]

hags on tumblr we should unionize

[mikoshiba-cringecompdotmp4]

[yourfaveisgoingtosuperhell]

Congrats on getting older

[shootlngstxr]

i’m sure someone’s already made this but

[bumblebeebats]

Tried out some nightvale quotes in Neuralblender and wow, that neural sure can blend

[mysteryfleshpit]

An overview presentation of the 1979 Survey Expedition into the Mystery Flesh Pit. 

[mxbutchtwink]

[mlm-werewolf]

I see no reason why I can’t be both the love interest and the antagonist

[reh-hateshumans]

i wholeheartedly believe i deserve fangs

[magnetictapedatastorage]

tape casette recorders are compatible with literally every. single. thing. im out here living in 2095.

[magnetictapedatastorage]

things you can record (audio only), simply by lying to your computer, telling it that the tape recorder is actually a set of headphones:

discord call

podcast

documentary

radio and internet radio

music, from any source. without having to download it at all.

music you make on virtual pianos/etc

noteworthy news items (fireside esque, interviews, huge events)

stand-up comedy

rented or borrowed media

any other sound your pc can produce

and with a VCR you could do all of this AND have the visuals as well… but an audio cassette recorder is a good place to start, since they’re small and simple. I would not recommend a boombox, because those are large and nowadays all very, very bad quality.

Now you may be saying “how is any of this helpful, I want a digital file…” here’s the fucking magic. You go into Audacity (free program), and lie to it that the tape recorder is really a microphone. Then you hit record on Audacity, and hit play on the tape, and let it play at regular speed. Trim and export the digital file, and you’re doing gangbusters. You’re cooking with gas. You’re thinking with portals. You’ve won the internet.

Congratulations, you can “pirate”* anything you want, and literally no one can catch you, because you’re not downloading in the traditional sense. You’re streaming to an external device, and that device is recording what it receives. It’s exactly like taping a live tv show to a VHS. This is a very low-key and non-strenuous task for the computer, since your tape recorder does all the work.

*Is this piracy? No. Well- it’s time shifting. Sort of. Tell it to my Steely Dan albums. Tell it to my The Sims: Hot Date VG Soundtrack album.

[nicname]

How it started: horrifying cosmic terror under west Texas

How it’s going: Biting critique on late stage capitalism, corporate hubris, and exploitation in America

[hey-hey-j]

Kevin Defunctland Perjurer I will pay you good money to make a parody Defunctland episode on Mystery Flesh Pit National Park

[lifeofatalkylimabean]

I really enjoy that the 3 kinds of post about the mystery flesh pit on this website are

1) detailed discussion of the themes of capitalist exploitation as the true source of the horror

2) theorycrafting about the weird geobiology of the creature

3) what if we kiss in the mystery flesh pit 😉

[tonguethief]

us entering the girlboss national park ever

*walking on a trail in the girlboss national park* wow this is so cool right bestie? *walls collapse, trapping us within* uh oh, looks like we've been gatekeeped ahaha! *gastric fluid starts building up* and we're about to be gaslit, too! nice. *we get digested by the meat, hand in hand*

[weirdlittletoasterboy]

Thinking of them 💕 *( the mystery flesh pit clowns )

[chismosavirus]

if she’s your girl then why is she taking me to the amniotic thermal springs libido baths

[asordidbarwere]

Permian Basin Superorganism confirmed shellfish or some member of the Suidae family