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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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Today's Document
Noah Kahan
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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hands on my head staring at a cork board with only two notes pinned on it that say "godwhacker by steely dan" and "the horus heresy" with fifty loops of string between them
shitty bush propaganda posters (part 1)
what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin
that’s pussy babe!
Is there not a single stock photo of someone drinking pink lemonade that would have been easier than putting a pink cloud over a water bottle
you think i do this shit cause it easy
Happy Mamma Mia day !
"every mission to go back in time and assassinate infant hitler has failed. no time bureau agent can ever truly bring themself to murder a baby. to that end, we need a new breed of soldier."
"a baby soldier."
"a baby sold---god DAMN that is why i love working with you, man. how are we ALWAYS on the same page?"
a trap song with the rapper growing increasingly concerned about all the gun sound effects in the music
my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭
hi sorry uh. incredible miscommunication on my part lmfao.
my bad yall
there's a new mexican deli that's selling diner food right near my apartment, im so excited. picked up a menu while getting groceries a bit ago. everything on it has me tempted! im a huggggeeeee dinerhead. and the prices are good too.
i'm so excited i think i'm going to splurge and get a pastrami panini in the morning... or banana waffles... or morir soñando.... everything looks so good im so excited
there's a new mexican deli that's selling diner food right near my apartment, im so excited. picked up a menu while getting groceries a bit ago. everything on it has me tempted! im a huggggeeeee dinerhead. and the prices are good too.
Writing exercise from the wonderful Stephen Dunn in The Practice of Poetry, ed.s Robin Behn and Chase Twichell (William Morrow, 2013).
⚽ඞ ඞඞ ඞ among us babies play foot ball
⚽️ 💥 💥💥 💥
SAY GOODBYE INFANTS.
HATE AND WAR ON EARTH
💥 💥💥 💥 ⚽️ ඞ ඞඞ ඞ
the among us babies have agreed to a friendly game with the living explosions.
celebrated annually on March 14, one month after Valentine's Day, when men give reciprocal gifts to women who gave them gifts on Valentine's Day. It began in Japan in 1978; its observance has spread to several other East Asian regions like China, Taiwan, South Korea and countries worldwide.
I do not have a "side blog”, I do not “schedule posts”. I torture my followers with random bullshit and if that doesn’t work I KILL MYSELF
a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war
looked at someone's profile on ao3. they're a professor of international finance at an irish college. looked at the tags on their works
yeah that tracks
yeah being an adult is hard because you have to pay bills or whatever. but consider: yesterday i found this promotional frozen Yoplait themed flash game from 2009 that i used to play as a kid (aged like 7 or 8)—
and i, as an adult, can now go to the store and get yogurt and freeze it, and play this game while eating frozen yogurt. i can just decide to do that. if you're 8 and you want frozen yogurt, your mom has other priorities 9 times out of 10. but when you're an adult, your priority is you. maybe adult life doesn't have to suck. maybe it's about getting to do whatever the fuck you want.
почувствовать is crazy. that's too many в in one place...