It's Time To Stop

[manourfi]

Being a crafty person and making a bunch of things often prompts people to ask "oh wow did you make that?" And like, the short answer is: yes I did, but the long answer is: well, no, the pattern isn't mine, but I did choose and buy the fabric/yarn and sewed it together/crocheted it/knitted it myself. I used a reference for that drawing/painting, I didn't come up with it myself. That ceramic piece was insired by a poem and a painting made by different people. What I'm trying to say is, everything I make requires other people to make their own thing first, and then I get inspired by them to do my own thing. So I can't really call anything truly mine, because really it's just a bunch of inspirations and experiences of others (and me) put together by my hands. Does that answer your question

[lost-fish-in-a-big-pond]

ding dong the goat is dead!

[raevenlywrites]

Its me, your feral godmother

[raevenlywrites]

*waves a wand and grants you the teeth and claws to fuck your evil step family up*

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Good luck kid you're in a reverse beauty and beast situation. Do not let that princely motherfucker fall in love with your inner humanity or the spell will fail and you'll turn human again

[raevenlywrites]

Good news if you bite his ass you can start a pack together. Go forth. Enjoy the ball

[raevenlywrites]

You can bite a princess too if you want. Or a milkmaid, or a butler or whatever. Go nuts. The more the merrier

[raevenlywrites]

#misread as feral hogmother

That's my girlfriend, she's rooting for you too

[raevenlywrites]

#investing at 70 notes

That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said about a post of mine that wasn't an addition to a post of someone else's XD

[pacey-grey]

I made a baby blanket for a pregnant woman at work and I went back and forth about it like “is this weird? To like hand make something for someone when we’re like friendly acquaintances not like bffs. God why are you so fucking awkward.” Anyway I gave it to her and she said she loved it and in the back of my head I’m like yea she’s nice and probably just humoring the weirdo. Well she texted me a picture this weekend of a scrunchy faced newborn at the hospital wrapped in the blanket I made her. And I’m like. Wow. She loved it so much she took it with her! To the hospital! To give birth! She wrapped her newborn it! I am just so filled with love and joy right now.

People will love the things you make them. Because you thought of them and you cared.

[caesardidntdieforthis]

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‘cream cheese’ this ‘cream cheese’ that wheres the appreciation for a bagel covered in peanut butter and chocolate chips

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john mulaney takes another

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sentient? *snaps neck* well I haven’t been sentient since 2001

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quarantine is discovering how easy lava cakes are to make and then getting burned because you dropped a ramekin on your arm

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knitting is a peaceful activity I tell myself, as I am filled with unholy rage upon seeing another goddamn pattern where someone just put the specific brand on yarn they used to make it instead of just TELLING ME THE FUCKING WEIGHT DEBRA

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Life hack: if you run out of toilet paper just take washcloths and put them in the laundry after

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knowledge is power i yell as i hit you with an animorphs book

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i want a fantasy story where the protagonist is trying to learn magic but just cant get it and everyones like ‘connect with your inner self! look inside yourself for the magic!’ And the protags like that makes no fucking sense

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my friend and I have determined two things today

1. bees are sex machines

2. diamonds make you more attractive

conclusion: a bee holding a diamond is the sexiest thing alive

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dreams are weird because you can have dreams about a whip cream based restaurant that kills people or about having some cool music on iTunes and there’s no in between

[caesardidntdieforthis]

I wish there were ‘for fun’ sports clubs in high school for kids that are just starting out in a sport so they can’t actually join a competitive team

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pro tip: buy your heels at a dance supply store, they’re designed for you to be able to be comfortable wearing them for longer periods of time while actually doing things other than sitting around (granted, you probably shouldn’t wear them outside too much)