succession characters and who they wanted to win best picture:
logan: ford v ferrari. upon coming out of the theatre he loudly proclaimed that it was âa REAL fucking movieâ. he fell asleep for a solid hour in the middle but everybody pretended not to notice
kendall: joker. he watched it very earnestly and then wrote a genuine heartfelt social media post being like âdamnâŚitâs so sad that our society is actually like thisâ before going home to his multi-million dollar penthouse and doing high-end coke with cousin greg
shiv: parasite. she didnât actually watch it but she wants to seem woke
tom: little women. he saw it multiple times and cried on each occasion. he announces that itâs his favourite movie of the year at a family dinner and roman calls him gay
greg: also parasite. he watched it and was like âinfiltrating and exploiting a rich family? wow that is literally meâ before going home to his multi-million dollar penthouse and doing high-end coke with kendall
roman: physically cannot watch movies
