Caffeinated Cold

Karine Styrke, nobleblood and proud. 9 sweeps.

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Hey. Welkome.

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Hey laAdy! WhaAaAaAts up?

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... Not mukh. Name? Blood kolor? 

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vilzrikaltin started following you

Another one?

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D —> Is it possible for something to happen to me that doesn’t fill me with rage

D —> Or annoyance

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What's up? Stumped your toe?

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Kowmom threw a hissy fit bekause I wore a fukking nekklake.

"Oh you look like a seadweller! You'll get kulled!" Mom, please. I haven't even been outside the hive all day. 

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Another one? Join the show, I guess. 

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caffeinatedcold started following you

D —> I guess I should e%tend a welcome to you D —> Welcome

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Thanks. Name? 

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D —> Equius Zahhak D —> And you are

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Karine. Karine Styrken. Blood kolor? 

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masqueradingmagpie started following you

Hey. Welkome.

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caffeinatedcold started following you

D —> I guess I should e%tend a welcome to you D —> Welcome

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Thanks. Name? 

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To seem tough over the internet?

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THAT’S THE DUMBEST FUCKING REASON I EVER HEARD AND COULD CHOKE ON THE SHEER AMOUNT OF DENSITY IT PRESENTED FROM YOUR THINK PAN.

I COULD GIVE LESS FUCKS ABOUT HOW THE INTERNET SAW ME.

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Now I think you should just shut you fukking mouth right now, lowblood. You're lying to my fake and insulting me when I all I did was say hello. 

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No, fukk you, there’s just no fukking way any of that is true.

I guess staying hidden as a mutant is tekhnikally possible, I’ll give you that. But when I searkh your magik game on the internet, all I get is this inkomplete gamefaq of something kalled “sburb”. Stop lying. 

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“SBURB” WAS THE HUMAN’S SESSION OF THE GAME. OURS WAS CALLED “SGRUB”.

AND WHY THE HELL WOULD I HAVE ANY REASON TO LIE?

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To seem tough over the internet?

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Well you obviously got something stukk up your nook that makes you a huge bitkh.

And you’re trying to say you’re a mutant that magikally avoided kulling for 6 sweeps and then used a video game to eskape Alternia and now you live with a distant alien rake kalled “humans” (that no one has heard about) on a distant planet kalled “Earth” (that no one has heard about)? Give me a break! 

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OR, MAYBE YOU’RE AN IRRITATING LITTLE WIGGLER THAT IS *TRYING* TO KICK SOMETHING UP MY NOOK, HUH? EVER THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE CAUSE?? AND ALL OF THAT SHIT IS TRUE. I JUST KEPT MY BLOOD HIDDEN FOR THAT LONG AND ALMOST NEVER LEFT THE HIVE UNLESS I HAD TO, THE GAME IS CALLED “SGRUB” (GO AHEAD, LOOK IT UP SHITHEAD), AND I LIVE WITH A HUMAN AT THIS EXACT MOMENT.

SO FUCK YOU. 

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No, fukk you, there's just no fukking way any of that is true. I guess staying hidden as a mutant is tekhnikally possible, I'll give you that. But when I searkh your magik game on the internet, all I get is this inkomplete gamefaq of something kalled "sburb". Stop lying. 

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caffeinatedcold replied to your post: How’s life treating you, lowblood?

Hey, what’s with the kold welkome?

WELL LET’S SEE! ALL ABOARD THE MEMORY TRAIN, WON’T THIS JUST BE A FUCKING BLAST?

THE LAST TIME WE TALKED YOU WERE NOTHING BUT AN ASSHOLE TO ME, NOT TO MENTION YOU DON’T EVER REALLY BELIEVE A GODDAMN WORD I SAY.

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Well you obviously got something stukk up your nook that makes you a huge bitkh. And you're trying to say you're a mutant that magikally avoided kulling for 6 sweeps and then used a video game to eskape Alternia and now you live with a distant alien rake kalled "humans" (that no one has heard about) on a distant planet kalled "Earth" (that no one has heard about)? Give me a break! 

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Ye@h, sort of. I usu@lly just @void them in gener@l for the most p@rt.

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Highbloods? I mean, I guess that’s the safe way, but if you akt like a proper person they usually won’t do you any harm. And it’s great protektion to have friends up the hemospektrum. I mean, not that I need it. But just in kase. 

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Ye@h I c@n see wh@t you me@n. I try to m@ke friends with them, I re@lly do but they usu@lly don’t like me so. Not much I c@n do there.

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Huh. Odd. I kan't see why they wouldn't like you, but then again I've only talked to you for like, five minutes.

What do you like to do in your free time? 

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well not actually at your 3ervice 3eeing a3 how im a perfect 3hade of purple

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Oh Oh! Ehe, you should have said so, it was never my intention to suggest you were at my servike or anything! No really, I swear. An honor to talk to you, mister Lessig.

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an honor eh

i like the way you think-

wait

what wa3 your name again

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Oh, I didn't tell you, I'm sorry! Karine. Karine Styrke. Kobalt blood. 

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Hey, same here! It’s just a habit to ask really, so I know how to akt. Don’t want to get myself kulled for joking with a highblood when I shouldn’t. Sure you understand. 

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Ye@h, sort of. I usu@lly just @void them in gener@l for the most p@rt.

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Highbloods? I mean, I guess that's the safe way, but if you akt like a proper person they usually won't do you any harm. And it's great protektion to have friends up the hemospektrum. I mean, not that I need it. But just in kase. 

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orphicnepenthe started following you

It’s raining followers today.

Hey.

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Hello..

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What’s your name?

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I my de@r, @m Jaxene. Who might you be?

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Karine Styrke. What’s your blood kolor? 

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Um, it’s Cerule@n. Why? Wh@t’s yours?

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Hey, same here! It's just a habit to ask really, so I know how to akt. Don't want to get myself kulled for joking with a highblood when I shouldn't. Sure you understand. 

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klutzymanic started following you

Oh wow, another follower. What’s up? 

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i wa3 told to 3talk you

3o here i am

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You’ll be disappointed, I’m not mukh to stalk. What’s your name? 

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corvi3 le33ig at your 3ervice

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At my servike? What’s your blood kolor?

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well not actually at your 3ervice 3eeing a3 how im a perfect 3hade of purple

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Oh Oh! Ehe, you should have said so, it was never my intention to suggest you were at my servike or anything! No really, I swear. An honor to talk to you, mister Lessig.