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just here to shit post lol

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Self care is drinking three pots of coffee and getting into a knife fight with God

[thefernhands]

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

My friend is embarrassed and thinks she’s the only one and I said id prove her wrong.

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I like hugging them or covering myself in lots of stuffies it feels comforting

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My birthday is coming up next month so I'll be working with fondant for the first time to try and make a Magnus Archive themed cake any suggestions

[labsom]

The little husband is already here!!!!

Martin Blackwood Jr. is no longer alone

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Can we get some love for the handmade jaymart dolls

[collectivenothingness]

I have a disease called I want to text you so much but I have no idea what I would even write

[normalbeing404]

i have a similar one called i want more contact but I'm afraid I'm being overbearing so I'll just wait for you to start

[landmineblogging]

I have autism

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So I finished the Magnus archive yesterday and I think I might just ascend, like as my body disappears and I just become a construct I shall truly know all see all be all and at the same time no nothing see nothing and be nothing.

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That's it American tea ain't shit and it's more expensive I'm going to FUCKING LONDON BABY PREPARE FOR MY IMPROPER SPEECH AND CHAOS BRITS BECAS IM COMING FOR YOUR TEA.

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Happy pride month be gay do crime's.

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Bipoty bopity boo I'm hiding you in my shoe

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Can I numb your body but like in a romantic way?

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Oh ya cote me in maple syrup like one of your French girls

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Im gonna mc big your cheese

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hey guys what if I overhauled our gender system to be “divine” “flesh” “machine” and “uncategorized” instead

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Can I be uncategorized

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I keep seeing people dunking on team rockets specifically Jessie James and meowth but the thing is there not bad at their job ash and whoever he's with is just really good. In episode one of pokemon indigo league when their first introduced officer jenny calls them an infamous gaung of thieves meaning they were very successful had they not gone after ash and Pikachu they may have likely became the best members of team rocket and an actual threat and you can't change my mind

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The nightmare before Christmas is both a Christmas movie and a Halloween movie

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i have hidden all of my bones in an undisclosed location

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Except I already found them hahaha

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Imagine a pokemon gym but it's just every evolution like everyone's still gonna dunk on the trainer because of owning a vaporion but I still think it would be cool to see