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He should be right over there..

we will NOT be fighting big dylan head on

right

.. We're just gonna have to hope for that, Jay. Our friend Caine is working his hardest. You look awfully cute though!

damn i didn't even know you thought about me like that

.. What?

I.. I uh.. I just meant that your cat form looked awfully cute! That's all!

...

Hey, lacey, don't play with that computer like that..

Sorry sorry!!!! I was just distracted! Look, I found a random site and this Murdoc drawing is so fun to boop on! It even looks like he's staring right at me! Boop boop!

WOWIE! It looks just like him! Whoever made that should have a big mansion all to himself!

But more importantly, the cats! I promise you'll be able to boop all you want when we're done with this! I'll even help you with the booping! We just need to make sure noone gets hurt. Or knocked out. Or killed.

He should be right over there..

we will NOT be fighting big dylan head on

right

.. We're just gonna have to hope for that, Jay. Our friend Caine is working his hardest. You look awfully cute though!

damn i didn't even know you thought about me like that

.. What?

I.. I uh.. I just meant that your cat form looked awfully cute! That's all!

...

Hey, lacey, don't play with that computer like that..

Lacey...! Eyes on the prize! We don't want Big Dylan to take our cats, do we?

@laceys-fashion-world @astrology-girl-maisie Hey, so, uh... Bad news, maybe. Someone just got a whole bunch of Dylanlings dropped off at their house. Should we do something about that?

Well.. that depends. How far away are they from us? Because we may not have enough time or efficient resources if we're not near.

Hm... I actually don't know. But they're a little short and ungodly amounts of red, if that helps.

What?! So their bellies are bigger than usual?! That's super duper greedy!

No, no! Not the Dylanlings! I mean the person they got dropped off to. The person is short and red. Heard they got into a long feud with the devil over that, actually.

Well.. maybe they actually got this.. if they can feud off against the devil WITHOUT losing their soul and dying, surely they're going to be able to manage this for us right?

I suppose, but I just checked and apparently they got almost seventy of them... Which means....

Lacey. Check the computers.

Okie dokie! On it!

Did anything happen?

Well, it seems like there's only 67 on the loose!

Wait, in the games or overall? Because it's either really really good, or really really bad.

Overall..

Great! So the amount of Dylanlings IS decreasing! Soon enough we'll have but one threat to face, and then...

We will have to go all out.

.. Are we sure we've really got this-?

You know, I'm... actually not sure. But if push comes to shove we'll have to fight him personally. All we can hope for is that all of our cat friends are doing well out there.

Oh cheer up you two!

Of course we've got this! We're making such good process, why start to feel down now?! We need to stay hopeful! We're the Kitty Krew, a team, with the power of friendship we got this!

Of course, Lacey! You really know how to brighten up the day!

it's what she does best ..

In that case, I think... With enough perserverance... We will get through this. And then we'll listen to that album you were talking about.

@laceys-fashion-world @astrology-girl-maisie Hey, so, uh... Bad news, maybe. Someone just got a whole bunch of Dylanlings dropped off at their house. Should we do something about that?

Well.. that depends. How far away are they from us? Because we may not have enough time or efficient resources if we're not near.

Hm... I actually don't know. But they're a little short and ungodly amounts of red, if that helps.

What?! So their bellies are bigger than usual?! That's super duper greedy!

No, no! Not the Dylanlings! I mean the person they got dropped off to. The person is short and red. Heard they got into a long feud with the devil over that, actually.

Well.. maybe they actually got this.. if they can feud off against the devil WITHOUT losing their soul and dying, surely they're going to be able to manage this for us right?

I suppose, but I just checked and apparently they got almost seventy of them... Which means....

Lacey. Check the computers.

Okie dokie! On it!

Did anything happen?

Well, it seems like there's only 67 on the loose!

Wait, in the games or overall? Because it's either really really good, or really really bad.

Overall..

Great! So the amount of Dylanlings IS decreasing! Soon enough we'll have but one threat to face, and then...

We will have to go all out.

.. Are we sure we've really got this-?

You know, I'm... actually not sure. But if push comes to shove we'll have to fight him personally. All we can hope for is that all of our cat friends are doing well out there.

Oh cheer up you two!

Of course we've got this! We're making such good process, why start to feel down now?! We need to stay hopeful! We're the Kitty Krew, a team, with the power of friendship we got this!

Of course, Lacey! You really know how to brighten up the day!

@laceys-fashion-world @astrology-girl-maisie Hey, so, uh... Bad news, maybe. Someone just got a whole bunch of Dylanlings dropped off at their house. Should we do something about that?

Well.. that depends. How far away are they from us? Because we may not have enough time or efficient resources if we're not near.

Hm... I actually don't know. But they're a little short and ungodly amounts of red, if that helps.

What?! So their bellies are bigger than usual?! That's super duper greedy!

No, no! Not the Dylanlings! I mean the person they got dropped off to. The person is short and red. Heard they got into a long feud with the devil over that, actually.

Well.. maybe they actually got this.. if they can feud off against the devil WITHOUT losing their soul and dying, surely they're going to be able to manage this for us right?

I suppose, but I just checked and apparently they got almost seventy of them... Which means....

Lacey. Check the computers.

Okie dokie! On it!

Did anything happen?

Well, it seems like there's only 67 on the loose!

Wait, in the games or overall? Because it's either really really good, or really really bad.

Overall..

Great! So the amount of Dylanlings IS decreasing! Soon enough we'll have but one threat to face, and then...

We will have to go all out.

.. Are we sure we've really got this-?

You know, I'm... actually not sure. But if push comes to shove we'll have to fight him personally. All we can hope for is that all of our cat friends are doing well out there.

@laceys-fashion-world @astrology-girl-maisie Hey, so, uh... Bad news, maybe. Someone just got a whole bunch of Dylanlings dropped off at their house. Should we do something about that?

Well.. that depends. How far away are they from us? Because we may not have enough time or efficient resources if we're not near.

Hm... I actually don't know. But they're a little short and ungodly amounts of red, if that helps.

What?! So their bellies are bigger than usual?! That's super duper greedy!

No, no! Not the Dylanlings! I mean the person they got dropped off to. The person is short and red. Heard they got into a long feud with the devil over that, actually.

Well.. maybe they actually got this.. if they can feud off against the devil WITHOUT losing their soul and dying, surely they're going to be able to manage this for us right?

I suppose, but I just checked and apparently they got almost seventy of them... Which means....

Lacey. Check the computers.

Okie dokie! On it!

Did anything happen?

Well, it seems like there's only 67 on the loose!

Wait, in the games or overall? Because it's either really really good, or really really bad.

Overall..

Great! So the amount of Dylanlings IS decreasing! Soon enough we'll have but one threat to face, and then...

We will have to go all out.

@laceys-fashion-world @astrology-girl-maisie Hey, so, uh... Bad news, maybe. Someone just got a whole bunch of Dylanlings dropped off at their house. Should we do something about that?

Well.. that depends. How far away are they from us? Because we may not have enough time or efficient resources if we're not near.

Hm... I actually don't know. But they're a little short and ungodly amounts of red, if that helps.

What?! So their bellies are bigger than usual?! That's super duper greedy!

No, no! Not the Dylanlings! I mean the person they got dropped off to. The person is short and red. Heard they got into a long feud with the devil over that, actually.

Well.. maybe they actually got this.. if they can feud off against the devil WITHOUT losing their soul and dying, surely they're going to be able to manage this for us right?

I suppose, but I just checked and apparently they got almost seventy of them... Which means....

Lacey. Check the computers.

Okie dokie! On it!

Did anything happen?

Well, it seems like there's only 67 on the loose!

Wait, in the games or overall? Because it's either really really good, or really really bad.

@laceys-fashion-world @astrology-girl-maisie Hey, so, uh... Bad news, maybe. Someone just got a whole bunch of Dylanlings dropped off at their house. Should we do something about that?

Well.. that depends. How far away are they from us? Because we may not have enough time or efficient resources if we're not near.

Hm... I actually don't know. But they're a little short and ungodly amounts of red, if that helps.

What?! So their bellies are bigger than usual?! That's super duper greedy!

No, no! Not the Dylanlings! I mean the person they got dropped off to. The person is short and red. Heard they got into a long feud with the devil over that, actually.

Well.. maybe they actually got this.. if they can feud off against the devil WITHOUT losing their soul and dying, surely they're going to be able to manage this for us right?

I suppose, but I just checked and apparently they got almost seventy of them... Which means....

Lacey. Check the computers.

Okie dokie! On it!

Did anything happen?

@laceys-fashion-world @astrology-girl-maisie Hey, so, uh... Bad news, maybe. Someone just got a whole bunch of Dylanlings dropped off at their house. Should we do something about that?

Well.. that depends. How far away are they from us? Because we may not have enough time or efficient resources if we're not near.

Hm... I actually don't know. But they're a little short and ungodly amounts of red, if that helps.

What?! So their bellies are bigger than usual?! That's super duper greedy!

No, no! Not the Dylanlings! I mean the person they got dropped off to. The person is short and red. Heard they got into a long feud with the devil over that, actually.

Well.. maybe they actually got this.. if they can feud off against the devil WITHOUT losing their soul and dying, surely they're going to be able to manage this for us right?

I suppose, but I just checked and apparently they got almost seventy of them... Which means....

Lacey. Check the computers.

@laceys-fashion-world @astrology-girl-maisie Hey, so, uh... Bad news, maybe. Someone just got a whole bunch of Dylanlings dropped off at their house. Should we do something about that?

Well.. that depends. How far away are they from us? Because we may not have enough time or efficient resources if we're not near.

Hm... I actually don't know. But they're a little short and ungodly amounts of red, if that helps.

What?! So their bellies are bigger than usual?! That's super duper greedy!

No, no! Not the Dylanlings! I mean the person they got dropped off to. The person is short and red. Heard they got into a long feud with the devil over that, actually.

@laceys-fashion-world @astrology-girl-maisie Hey, so, uh... Bad news, maybe. Someone just got a whole bunch of Dylanlings dropped off at their house. Should we do something about that?

Well.. that depends. How far away are they from us? Because we may not have enough time or efficient resources if we're not near.

Hm... I actually don't know. But they're a little short and ungodly amounts of red, if that helps.

@laceys-fashion-world @astrology-girl-maisie Hey, so, uh... Bad news, maybe. Someone just got a whole bunch of Dylanlings dropped off at their house. Should we do something about that?

dynamiteman

GOD DAMN IT, WHAT'S WITH ALL THESE STRAYS AROUND HERE?! I WAS ASLEEP FOR ALL OF FIVE MINUTES!

ddynamitewoman

IM KEEPIN 1 ANTON AND YOU (YES YOU( CNT STOP ME

dynamiteman

I'LL STOP YOU THE MOMENT YOU GO BACK TO SLEEP, YOU'VE ALREADY GOT A CAT!

ddynamitewoman

MORE CATS THE BETTER, ANTON. THIS ONES NAME IS NOWWW.. ALBINO. SEND IN MORE OF THESE STRAYS I LOVEEMMMM

See, if I were you I would stay clear of stray cats. There's an all out war going on in the streets!

There is much civil unrest amongst the mewgenics cats!

We're trying to get it under control!

who is this guy and has anyone explained the part where they are being genocided by big dylan to him

I'm stereo!

No, I'M stereo!

And we just crashed into Blorbotown!

And genocided?! AHHH, thank goodness!

.. oh that came out really badly! Shut up, I know!

Point is, thank goodness Emperor Albert Cheesington will come back to life! Thank you, human girWAIT A SECOND . HUMAN GIRLS...

OH NO!!!

who's emperor albert cheesington

One of the many poor souls taken by Dylan..

so it's spreading to outer space?

Uhm... Aliens aren't real, what are you talking about?

This disguise better work. But why did we choose a Lil Cat again? We look like a two headed ahh.. what's it called. Joey?

Relevance!

I don't know who you are, but we wouldn't even think to hurt a stranger! Matter of fact, I think we got off on the wrong foot.

My name's Caine, I was brought here to help with a problem you seem to be well acquainted with. I was trying to work on a solution with six other people, but it turns out that's not nearly enough manpower to do anything about it! Care to lend a hand?

Oh, us?!

Well, we do have a thing or two when it comes to reading about Computers... Although, mechanic working is my buddy Etno's thing!

And besides, the last thing I wanna do is watch things go to flames! It just isn't right, I don't want to fall to Dylanlings!

So.. sure! Bring us on! We're in! You can count on us, Canine!

Great! Mr. Gustavo, you don't mind getting them up to speed on what we've been doing, do you?

Well... Let me start off by saying I'm not entirely familiar with this game. In fact, today I learned pretty much all I know about it! That being said, we came up with two strategies to deal with the Dylanlings.

First, we can move our cats around the house. This'll work better the more rooms you have, but it doesn't eliminate the issue entirely. From what I've heard, if you have 2 rooms and an attic in the game, doing this will only stall Big Dylan for 9 to 11 minutes, and that's if you keep doing it all the time!

Second of all, Caine has been trying to make cats of his own. These are good for crowd control, and - quite important for our purposes - immune to Big Dylan, lowering the chances of cats around it getting infected. Caine can also enter the game himself, if the situation calls for it.

Third of all, while not necessarily a strategy on it's own, Maisie over there - girl with the pink hair - has a crystal ball, and strangely enough she seems to be able to talk to the people of Boon County. The downside to that is, obviously, this is just the first step towards doing something else, and that's assuming you don't accidentally get in touch with someone who's, well, not quite in touch with the state of the world.

Now, the important thing is that Big Dylan WILL try to overwhelm us. Intimidation is his modus operandi. So just remember to not panic and think what the best course of action is. Alright?

I see, I seeeee...

Well, that's awful! But I propose an idea.

You see, I have this chair device called an "SMTV"! It can disguise me and my friends... Well, if they were here, anyway.. into anything we want!

So what I'm thinking is, what if we temporarily change ourselves into the form of cats to trick Big Red Dylan, while Mr. Canine continues his work for us! He'll be too distracted with thinking that we're cats, that he won't even notice or try to fight back against Mr. Canine!

.. it's a little silly, yeah, but I'm just throwing out ideas!

Hm... That COULD work, but we'd still need a couple people to focus on the game!

I'll do it!!!! I'll volunteer!!! I'll keep my eye on it for as long as possible!

You sure? Three separate computers are a lot to pay attention to, I imagine...

Gustavooo, I'm Lacey! And as my two best friends like to say, "Lacey can do anything so long as I put she puts her mind up to it!"!!!!!

And the crystal ball? Won't we need Maisie to look into it?

i feel like if that were an issue she would've called attention to it herself, now let's go turn into cats i'm bored as hell!!!!!!

FOLLOW ME EVERYONE! TO THE SMTV!!!!!

Alright, let's go everyone!

NOW THIS IS GONNA BE EPIC!

Lacey, Maisie, Caine... Don't mess this up! We're all counting on you!

Don't worry your pretty kitty heads! We've got it all under control!

There is much civil unrest amongst the mewgenics cats!

We're trying to get it under control!

who is this guy and has anyone explained the part where they are being genocided by big dylan to him

I'm stereo!

No, I'M stereo!

And we just crashed into Blorbotown!

And genocided?! AHHH, thank goodness!

.. oh that came out really badly! Shut up, I know!

Point is, thank goodness Emperor Albert Cheesington will come back to life! Thank you, human girWAIT A SECOND . HUMAN GIRLS...

OH NO!!!

who's emperor albert cheesington

One of the many poor souls taken by Dylan..

so it's spreading to outer space?

Uhm... Aliens aren't real, what are you talking about?

This disguise better work. But why did we choose a Lil Cat again? We look like a two headed ahh.. what's it called. Joey?

Relevance!

I don't know who you are, but we wouldn't even think to hurt a stranger! Matter of fact, I think we got off on the wrong foot.

Oh, us?!

Well, we do have a thing or two when it comes to reading about Computers... Although, mechanic working is my buddy Etno's thing!

And besides, the last thing I wanna do is watch things go to flames! It just isn't right, I don't want to fall to Dylanlings!

So.. sure! Bring us on! We're in! You can count on us, Canine!

Great! Mr. Gustavo, you don't mind getting them up to speed on what we've been doing, do you?

There is much civil unrest amongst the mewgenics cats!

We're trying to get it under control!

who is this guy and has anyone explained the part where they are being genocided by big dylan to him

I'm stereo!

No, I'M stereo!

And we just crashed into Blorbotown!

And genocided?! AHHH, thank goodness!

.. oh that came out really badly! Shut up, I know!

Point is, thank goodness Emperor Albert Cheesington will come back to life! Thank you, human girWAIT A SECOND . HUMAN GIRLS...

OH NO!!!

who's emperor albert cheesington

One of the many poor souls taken by Dylan..

so it's spreading to outer space?

Uhm... Aliens aren't real, what are you talking about?

This disguise better work. But why did we choose a Lil Cat again? We look like a two headed ahh.. what's it called. Joey?

Relevance!

I don't know who you are, but we wouldn't even think to hurt a stranger! Matter of fact, I think we got off on the wrong foot.

@laceys-fashion-world @astrology-girl-maisie @breakfastburritofor1dollar A couple dylans gone, a new cat brought in... I'm starting to think this whole situation is getting out of hand. We need backup and FAST! Also, Jay, can you say hi to Gallows Calibrator for me? She's that new cat I made, I think you'll like how this one came out.

Let me contact my crystal ball and see who I get for the best of help!

....

What the?

Why did I get the "Kitty Eater"?!

i don't think this guy even has a brain is the problem

I'll roll again.. agh, i heard Master Shake's French fry friend was very smart... If he was here, I'm sure he'd be help aplenty. But that's besides the point..

Let me see, let me see!!

Agh!! This isn't good, nobody else is on the communicator but him!

Well, there is Maggie... I'm gonna see what she knows.

👀

Skate Girl Jay.

god forbid a girl yearns.

SKATE. GIRL. JAY.