One head? Why not try two!

@stereo-monovici hey so what do we do now cause we're practically just tracking the dylanlings

That's a good question.. etno would know what to do..

Wait a minute. I think I see something over there!

what the fuck why is there a mansion now

THERE IS?! I saw a whole group with dylanling with their leader but .. WOW!

I doubt it's anything important..

@stereo-monovici hey so what do we do now cause we're practically just tracking the dylanlings

That's a good question.. etno would know what to do..

Wait a minute. I think I see something over there!

@stereo-monovici @breakfastburritofor1dollar @tendertartarus @president-smor Alrighty! Now that we're together, what did we find? I found a couple hiding spots. Mostly in corners and boxes, but they should work in a pinch.

>~i don't think i found anything notable, unless you count the location of some dylanlings

That could be really useful information!

We agree!!

@stereo-monovici @breakfastburritofor1dollar @tendertartarus @president-smor Alrighty! Now that we're together, what did we find? I found a couple hiding spots. Mostly in corners and boxes, but they should work in a pinch.

I just found a pair of Walrus Tusks!

Hm...I think I saw Peppino's granddad coming back to life and heckling the family for "inviting a walrus man thing." Probably related....

Oh gee?! Really?! Just hope it isn't in the bathtub!

@stereo-monovici @breakfastburritofor1dollar @tendertartarus @president-smor Alrighty! Now that we're together, what did we find? I found a couple hiding spots. Mostly in corners and boxes, but they should work in a pinch.

I just found a pair of Walrus Tusks!

@stereo-monovici We've split far enough now, right? Should we regroup?

Sounds good to me!

@stereo-monovici real quick what if i wanna get a snack or something

With all due respect, just why exactly would you want to get a snack when our normal livelihoods are depending on this right now? Not the time!

cause we can't keep running forever right

Yeah, it's true... But chances are if we even stop for a second Big Dylan might make US his snack!

@stereo-monovici real quick what if i wanna get a snack or something

With all due respect, just why exactly would you want to get a snack when our normal livelihoods are depending on this right now? Not the time!

@breakfastburritofor1dollar @tendertartarus @gustavoandbrick @president-smor OKAY! WE'RE SUCCESSFULLY KITTYIFED! NOW WHO'S GONNA LEAD THE WAY?

>~well, i have a pet cat so i'd like to think i'd be pretty good at being a cat

Alright, Ms lady!! Everyone, let's follow her!

Ms skater! Stop playing with your tail!

but what if this was me

WE DO LOOK GOOD AS MEWS. BUT QUICKLY, LAINS LEAD. WE CAN'T LET DYLANMO-LING THE CAT JUMPSCARE US.

shiiiit you're right my bad mr president

NOT A PROBLEM JAY THE GIRL OF MANY MIGHTY SKATING DEEDS

@stereo-monovici >~so the plan is to lure big dylan towards us, right?

Mhm! And after that we start running around all over the place, so he's distracted with trying to catch us all at once despite how difficult it'll be with us zooming around everywhere!

>~alright! i think i can do that

That's the spirit!

@breakfastburritofor1dollar @tendertartarus @gustavoandbrick @president-smor OKAY! WE'RE SUCCESSFULLY KITTYIFED! NOW WHO'S GONNA LEAD THE WAY?

>~well, i have a pet cat so i'd like to think i'd be pretty good at being a cat

Alright, Ms lady!! Everyone, let's follow her!

Ms skater! Stop playing with your tail!

but what if this was me

WE DO LOOK GOOD AS MEWS. BUT QUICKLY, LAINS LEAD. WE CAN'T LET DYLANMO-LING THE CAT JUMPSCARE US.

shiiiit you're right my bad mr president

NOT A PROBLEM JAY THE GIRL OF MANY MIGHTY SKATING DEEDS

@stereo-monovici >~so the plan is to lure big dylan towards us, right?

Mhm! And after that we start running around all over the place, so he's distracted with trying to catch us all at once despite how difficult it'll be with us zooming around everywhere!

@breakfastburritofor1dollar @tendertartarus @gustavoandbrick @president-smor OKAY! WE'RE SUCCESSFULLY KITTYIFED! NOW WHO'S GONNA LEAD THE WAY?

>~well, i have a pet cat so i'd like to think i'd be pretty good at being a cat

Alright, Ms lady!! Everyone, let's follow her!

Ms skater! Stop playing with your tail!

@breakfastburritofor1dollar @tendertartarus @gustavoandbrick @president-smor OKAY! WE'RE SUCCESSFULLY KITTYIFED! NOW WHO'S GONNA LEAD THE WAY?

There is much civil unrest amongst the mewgenics cats!

We're trying to get it under control!

who is this guy and has anyone explained the part where they are being genocided by big dylan to him

I'm stereo!

No, I'M stereo!

And we just crashed into Blorbotown!

And genocided?! AHHH, thank goodness!

.. oh that came out really badly! Shut up, I know!

Point is, thank goodness Emperor Albert Cheesington will come back to life! Thank you, human girWAIT A SECOND . HUMAN GIRLS...

OH NO!!!

who's emperor albert cheesington

One of the many poor souls taken by Dylan..

so it's spreading to outer space?

Uhm... Aliens aren't real, what are you talking about?

This disguise better work. But why did we choose a Lil Cat again? We look like a two headed ahh.. what's it called. Joey?

Relevance!

I don't know who you are, but we wouldn't even think to hurt a stranger! Matter of fact, I think we got off on the wrong foot.

My name's Caine, I was brought here to help with a problem you seem to be well acquainted with. I was trying to work on a solution with six other people, but it turns out that's not nearly enough manpower to do anything about it! Care to lend a hand?

Oh, us?!

Well, we do have a thing or two when it comes to reading about Computers... Although, mechanic working is my buddy Etno's thing!

And besides, the last thing I wanna do is watch things go to flames! It just isn't right, I don't want to fall to Dylanlings!

So.. sure! Bring us on! We're in! You can count on us, Canine!

Great! Mr. Gustavo, you don't mind getting them up to speed on what we've been doing, do you?

Well... Let me start off by saying I'm not entirely familiar with this game. In fact, today I learned pretty much all I know about it! That being said, we came up with two strategies to deal with the Dylanlings.

First, we can move our cats around the house. This'll work better the more rooms you have, but it doesn't eliminate the issue entirely. From what I've heard, if you have 2 rooms and an attic in the game, doing this will only stall Big Dylan for 9 to 11 minutes, and that's if you keep doing it all the time!

Second of all, Caine has been trying to make cats of his own. These are good for crowd control, and - quite important for our purposes - immune to Big Dylan, lowering the chances of cats around it getting infected. Caine can also enter the game himself, if the situation calls for it.

Third of all, while not necessarily a strategy on it's own, Maisie over there - girl with the pink hair - has a crystal ball, and strangely enough she seems to be able to talk to the people of Boon County. The downside to that is, obviously, this is just the first step towards doing something else, and that's assuming you don't accidentally get in touch with someone who's, well, not quite in touch with the state of the world.

Now, the important thing is that Big Dylan WILL try to overwhelm us. Intimidation is his modus operandi. So just remember to not panic and think what the best course of action is. Alright?

I see, I seeeee...

Well, that's awful! But I propose an idea.

You see, I have this chair device called an "SMTV"! It can disguise me and my friends... Well, if they were here, anyway.. into anything we want!

So what I'm thinking is, what if we temporarily change ourselves into the form of cats to trick Big Red Dylan, while Mr. Canine continues his work for us! He'll be too distracted with thinking that we're cats, that he won't even notice or try to fight back against Mr. Canine!

.. it's a little silly, yeah, but I'm just throwing out ideas!

Hm... That COULD work, but we'd still need a couple people to focus on the game!

I'll do it!!!! I'll volunteer!!! I'll keep my eye on it for as long as possible!

You sure? Three separate computers are a lot to pay attention to, I imagine...

Gustavooo, I'm Lacey! And as my two best friends like to say, "Lacey can do anything so long as I put she puts her mind up to it!"!!!!!

And the crystal ball? Won't we need Maisie to look into it?

i feel like if that were an issue she would've called attention to it herself, now let's go turn into cats i'm bored as hell!!!!!!

FOLLOW ME EVERYONE! TO THE SMTV!!!!!

Alright, let's go everyone!

NOW THIS IS GONNA BE EPIC!

There is much civil unrest amongst the mewgenics cats!

We're trying to get it under control!

who is this guy and has anyone explained the part where they are being genocided by big dylan to him

I'm stereo!

No, I'M stereo!

And we just crashed into Blorbotown!

And genocided?! AHHH, thank goodness!

.. oh that came out really badly! Shut up, I know!

Point is, thank goodness Emperor Albert Cheesington will come back to life! Thank you, human girWAIT A SECOND . HUMAN GIRLS...

OH NO!!!

who's emperor albert cheesington

One of the many poor souls taken by Dylan..

so it's spreading to outer space?

Uhm... Aliens aren't real, what are you talking about?

This disguise better work. But why did we choose a Lil Cat again? We look like a two headed ahh.. what's it called. Joey?

Relevance!

I don't know who you are, but we wouldn't even think to hurt a stranger! Matter of fact, I think we got off on the wrong foot.

My name's Caine, I was brought here to help with a problem you seem to be well acquainted with. I was trying to work on a solution with six other people, but it turns out that's not nearly enough manpower to do anything about it! Care to lend a hand?

Oh, us?!

Well, we do have a thing or two when it comes to reading about Computers... Although, mechanic working is my buddy Etno's thing!

And besides, the last thing I wanna do is watch things go to flames! It just isn't right, I don't want to fall to Dylanlings!

So.. sure! Bring us on! We're in! You can count on us, Canine!

Great! Mr. Gustavo, you don't mind getting them up to speed on what we've been doing, do you?

Well... Let me start off by saying I'm not entirely familiar with this game. In fact, today I learned pretty much all I know about it! That being said, we came up with two strategies to deal with the Dylanlings.

First, we can move our cats around the house. This'll work better the more rooms you have, but it doesn't eliminate the issue entirely. From what I've heard, if you have 2 rooms and an attic in the game, doing this will only stall Big Dylan for 9 to 11 minutes, and that's if you keep doing it all the time!

Second of all, Caine has been trying to make cats of his own. These are good for crowd control, and - quite important for our purposes - immune to Big Dylan, lowering the chances of cats around it getting infected. Caine can also enter the game himself, if the situation calls for it.

Third of all, while not necessarily a strategy on it's own, Maisie over there - girl with the pink hair - has a crystal ball, and strangely enough she seems to be able to talk to the people of Boon County. The downside to that is, obviously, this is just the first step towards doing something else, and that's assuming you don't accidentally get in touch with someone who's, well, not quite in touch with the state of the world.

Now, the important thing is that Big Dylan WILL try to overwhelm us. Intimidation is his modus operandi. So just remember to not panic and think what the best course of action is. Alright?

I see, I seeeee...

Well, that's awful! But I propose an idea.

You see, I have this chair device called an "SMTV"! It can disguise me and my friends... Well, if they were here, anyway.. into anything we want!

So what I'm thinking is, what if we temporarily change ourselves into the form of cats to trick Big Red Dylan, while Mr. Canine continues his work for us! He'll be too distracted with thinking that we're cats, that he won't even notice or try to fight back against Mr. Canine!

.. it's a little silly, yeah, but I'm just throwing out ideas!

Hm... That COULD work, but we'd still need a couple people to focus on the game!

I'll do it!!!! I'll volunteer!!! I'll keep my eye on it for as long as possible!

You sure? Three separate computers are a lot to pay attention to, I imagine...

Gustavooo, I'm Lacey! And as my two best friends like to say, "Lacey can do anything so long as I put she puts her mind up to it!"!!!!!

And the crystal ball? Won't we need Maisie to look into it?

i feel like if that were an issue she would've called attention to it herself, now let's go turn into cats i'm bored as hell!!!!!!

FOLLOW ME EVERYONE! TO THE SMTV!!!!!

There is much civil unrest amongst the mewgenics cats!

We're trying to get it under control!

who is this guy and has anyone explained the part where they are being genocided by big dylan to him

I'm stereo!

No, I'M stereo!

And we just crashed into Blorbotown!

And genocided?! AHHH, thank goodness!

.. oh that came out really badly! Shut up, I know!

Point is, thank goodness Emperor Albert Cheesington will come back to life! Thank you, human girWAIT A SECOND . HUMAN GIRLS...

OH NO!!!

who's emperor albert cheesington

One of the many poor souls taken by Dylan..

so it's spreading to outer space?

Uhm... Aliens aren't real, what are you talking about?

This disguise better work. But why did we choose a Lil Cat again? We look like a two headed ahh.. what's it called. Joey?

Relevance!

I don't know who you are, but we wouldn't even think to hurt a stranger! Matter of fact, I think we got off on the wrong foot.

My name's Caine, I was brought here to help with a problem you seem to be well acquainted with. I was trying to work on a solution with six other people, but it turns out that's not nearly enough manpower to do anything about it! Care to lend a hand?

Oh, us?!

Well, we do have a thing or two when it comes to reading about Computers... Although, mechanic working is my buddy Etno's thing!

And besides, the last thing I wanna do is watch things go to flames! It just isn't right, I don't want to fall to Dylanlings!

So.. sure! Bring us on! We're in! You can count on us, Canine!

Great! Mr. Gustavo, you don't mind getting them up to speed on what we've been doing, do you?

Well... Let me start off by saying I'm not entirely familiar with this game. In fact, today I learned pretty much all I know about it! That being said, we came up with two strategies to deal with the Dylanlings.

First, we can move our cats around the house. This'll work better the more rooms you have, but it doesn't eliminate the issue entirely. From what I've heard, if you have 2 rooms and an attic in the game, doing this will only stall Big Dylan for 9 to 11 minutes, and that's if you keep doing it all the time!

Second of all, Caine has been trying to make cats of his own. These are good for crowd control, and - quite important for our purposes - immune to Big Dylan, lowering the chances of cats around it getting infected. Caine can also enter the game himself, if the situation calls for it.

Third of all, while not necessarily a strategy on it's own, Maisie over there - girl with the pink hair - has a crystal ball, and strangely enough she seems to be able to talk to the people of Boon County. The downside to that is, obviously, this is just the first step towards doing something else, and that's assuming you don't accidentally get in touch with someone who's, well, not quite in touch with the state of the world.

Now, the important thing is that Big Dylan WILL try to overwhelm us. Intimidation is his modus operandi. So just remember to not panic and think what the best course of action is. Alright?

I see, I seeeee...

Well, that's awful! But I propose an idea.

You see, I have this chair device called an "SMTV"! It can disguise me and my friends... Well, if they were here, anyway.. into anything we want!

So what I'm thinking is, what if we temporarily change ourselves into the form of cats to trick Big Red Dylan, while Mr. Canine continues his work for us! He'll be too distracted with thinking that we're cats, that he won't even notice or try to fight back against Mr. Canine!

.. it's a little silly, yeah, but I'm just throwing out ideas!

There is much civil unrest amongst the mewgenics cats!

We're trying to get it under control!

who is this guy and has anyone explained the part where they are being genocided by big dylan to him

I'm stereo!

No, I'M stereo!

And we just crashed into Blorbotown!

And genocided?! AHHH, thank goodness!

.. oh that came out really badly! Shut up, I know!

Point is, thank goodness Emperor Albert Cheesington will come back to life! Thank you, human girWAIT A SECOND . HUMAN GIRLS...

OH NO!!!

who's emperor albert cheesington

One of the many poor souls taken by Dylan..

so it's spreading to outer space?

Uhm... Aliens aren't real, what are you talking about?

This disguise better work. But why did we choose a Lil Cat again? We look like a two headed ahh.. what's it called. Joey?

Relevance!

I don't know who you are, but we wouldn't even think to hurt a stranger! Matter of fact, I think we got off on the wrong foot.

My name's Caine, I was brought here to help with a problem you seem to be well acquainted with. I was trying to work on a solution with six other people, but it turns out that's not nearly enough manpower to do anything about it! Care to lend a hand?