undead and unfunny

Cait, they/them, NB. zombie, artist, singer. Radfems n bootlickers of all varieties not welcome. I post my art on Bluesky and you can subscribe to me on YouTube for occasional song covers and speedpaints

[caitrose]

Binary people let us have fucking anything challenge level impossible apparently

[nerdy-chocobo]

so like obvious disclaimer that of course the vast majority of trans women are normal about trans men. but sometimes it really feels like *specifically on this website* most of the popular blogs ran by trans women just fucking hate trans men (and nonbinary people and intersex people most the time too) and it's just like. really disheartening.

[gaydiation-poisoning]

And the fact that you cannot say "Hey I'm worried a few big bloggers are spreading this mindset in online spaces for trans women and fems and it's hurting people INCLUDING other trans women and fems" without people jumping down your throat to claim you're being transmisogynistic by claiming all trans women are evil. Somehow.

[what-even-is-thiss]

The upside to the adhd forgetting that you made yourself a drink thing is thinking to yourself “man I could go for a drink right now” and looking to your right and seeing a drink has appeared there. Thank you, past me. I lost you somewhere but you have still provided.

[caitrose]

I FOUND A LIGHT PURPLE BLAZER @ WORK THATS JUST MY SIZE

Time to cosplay the guy who cracked my egg

[caitrose]

AND my color changing fabric for Kris's cloak arrived! Check it!

[caitrose]

I FOUND A LIGHT PURPLE BLAZER @ WORK THATS JUST MY SIZE

Time to cosplay the guy who cracked my egg

[taraxippos]

I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?

[taraxippos]

[taraxippos]

WHO DID THIS

[catchymemes]

[rederiswrites]

The real thing with ADHD is not "I forgot", but that forgetting is this ongoing process. I remembered! And then I forgot.

At ten this (hypothetical) morning I remembered that I have a meeting at six. And then from 11 through 3 I worked on other stuff and had zero thoughts about that meeting. Maybe even thought about what I was gonna do with my evening at home. Got attached to the idea of taking the time to make a good dinner, maybe play some video games.

And then at three I said, "Oh! Fuck!" and remembered again, hopefully long enough to set an alarm. And then I went to the bathroom and remembered that I need to clean the counter and spent twenty minutes cleaning the bathroom and went to get a snack and then at five I said, "OH! FUCK!" and had to scramble to dress like a real adult and get out the door.

It isn't one clean forgetting. It's a constant process of forgetting and then, with an exhausting adrenaline spike, remembering. And then forgetting. Baby, I can forget the same thing more times in a day than you ever forgot your parents' anniversary.

[caitrose]

MY OPENING MASS ATTACK, MONSTER IDOLS LIVE 2026!!!!

Took me a week bc this is my first artfight while being simultaneously employed lollll

Now to get started on my revenges!

[berryinnit]

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

You just teleported to the last movie you watched! how is it going?

good

bad

great

awful

FUCK YOU I'M IN THE BACKROOMS NOW

dead

results

Voting ended onJul 10

[ghostoflachlan]

Tag yourself

[lastoneout]

I know it's more nuanced than this but I think having a hard policy of thinking anyone who genuinely hates one group of queer people for their identity might as well hate all of us and thus I should block any queerphobic queer person I see can do a lot to save you from believing anything exclusionists say.

"bomb that kills all-" "I just don't get bi women bringing their-" "pansexuality isn't a real thing-" "all lesbians-" "trans men really are men bcs they're all misogynistic predators-" "theyfabs-" "pfft aroace people are cringe-" "nonbinary people are actually all-" Instant block. Goodbye. Not listening. It's for both solidarity with your fellow queers AND to protect yourself, because once a person is convinced to hate one group for their immutable traits they can be convinced fairly easily to hate another too, and thus I do not trust them.

Just block these people the second they pop up, they aren't your allies and nothing they have to say is worth listening to.

[thepinkpestilence]

any transmasc or trans man who is living in countries where the heatwave is hitting you. please. do NOT wear a binder. wear a sport bra if you want to flatten your chest in any way possible but for the sake of your own health do NOT bind. the air outside is trying to suffocate you in any way possible and i understand if you want to pass and gender dysphoria is terrible but risking a heatstroke is not worth it!! stay safe brothers.

[caitrose]

If you can, try tape! Transtape is a good brand, and GC2B has it in a lot of skin colors and widths, but it's basically the exact same stuff as kinesesiology tape (or KT tape) if that's easier for you to find or buy discreetly. The tape is sweatproof, lasts 3-5 days and since it doesn't go all the way around your chest, it isn't compressing your ribs! That also means it's safe to exercise and sleep in (which is why I started wearing it)

You'll have an easier time getting a flat silhouette if the main mass of your breast tissue is close to your chest, but regardless you'll probably be able to get yourself at least as flat as a sports bra, and I find it much more comfortable.

Ideally, you should try to find a tutorial by someone with a similar shape and size chest to yours. Also you will probably waste tape and/or get a few sores the first few times you try, as there's a bit of a learning curve to putting it on.

Good luck and stay cool everyone!

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

do you have a common name?

yes

no

kinda?

not anymore

results

Voting ended onJul 5

[caitrose]

We need to stop arguing with radfems and bring back these

[caitrose]

On second thought I have made a few new ones that are inclusive of radfems of all gender identities :)

[caitrose]

Oh yeah baybee iiiiiiiiiiiits ARTFIGHT TIME!!!