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Personal and reblogs blog. 18+. I'm 28. They/them or anything I don't care.

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-I like wildlife biology and ancient history

-I don't tag triggers by default so tread carefully (no judgment I just don't). If you have something major feel free to ask and I will try to accommodate.

#doont mind me just creating a minimalist pinned post

Do I stay up very late cleaning, lose the beautiful free hours of the night, get a full night of sleep after and not have to do anything the next day. OR do I fuck around until dawn as usual, get like 4-6 hours of sleep, wake up at 10 and use the fear of the rapidly impending deadline as motivation. Difficult choice

#Going to bed early is not an option I know myself I will be up til 4 am no matter what #I shouldn't have let those hard water stains build up....shouldn't have done it... idk if these are coming out with my meager tools #The thing is I don't think I would be negatively impacted in any capacity by not cleaning at all it's just the amount of shame of #a complete stranger seeing my apartment which hasn't been cleaned in 3 weeks is too much to bear #Objectively it's not even that bad. but it is #I think the compromise is goading myself to continue cleaning until 1 am and then having 1-3:30 open as my reward then waking up at 10 #I can get by on 6 hours easy look at me I'm fresh

7dmom

Mice straight up go on missions and no body talks about it

mrhealyourgirl

bird courtship looks like this to me

paperandpencilsandskips

This is fucking killing me. Like what

#What's not clicking

I forgot that showing apartments before the tenant moves out is a thing that happens and I have <24 hours to uplift my living space from the depression sty it has become over the past month god help me

#The sad part is that I had next week off to clean the place and pack my stuff could they have not waited a week... Can I not have that mercy #Last night I got a notif that I'd be having a showing on Monday and I was like oh damn. Well I have the weekend to get started early #and then I wake up to one for tomorrow come on man #Ok it's not actually that bad I can make it presentable in 24 hours the issue is more just that there's hard water stains I've been #putting off doing anything about and they look really bad and also I should have asked for maintenance on the dripping faucet #that's causing it. And also that it's still gonna suck to do all this over the next day

modogoblin

aomitois

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

#Cebras by Alaska y Dinarama or Wild Stallion Mountain by Bombay Royale. Or Delfino by Sekta Core #I feel like I'm forgetting something that's more of a favorite than any of these. ?

blemgoid

THE POMPOUS FOP has declined your gift.

1x MID-GRADE BRANDY 1x STRINGY GAME HEN 1x MEDIOCRE PLUM PUDDING

Have been returned to your inventory.

God do I love the type of shitty erotica that refuses to refer directly to genitalia or its functions so that sex is conveyed as an act in which people mash sets of creepy pulsating growths together, "swollen organ" "wet mound" "manhood" "turgid manhood" "swollen manhood" "throbbing passage" "tumescence" "turgid swelling" "narrow slot" "moist passage" "nodule" et all

#Sir I'm afraid your organ is turgid and swollen we're going to have to amputate

Ok I'm going to be conceited: I am so fucking good at this game so far. There's gonna be a day where I flop to punish me for my hubris but right now I'm so fuckig good at this game

#I had no idea on the double bell though besides guessing it was from West or Central Africa which doesn't narrow things down at all #Also was blindsided by that Byzantine bust #I misclicked the wrong part of Peru for the Moche vessel though. I actually did know the exact geography for that one

memories-of-ancients

A daily game that challenges our understanding of human cultures. Ten objects. 5,000 years of human history. Guess where and when each artif

An interesting game where you are presented with 10 artifacts from the MET. You have to place where the artifact is from and what time period it is from. Each artifact scores up to 10,000 points, and you lose points the further away your guess is and how far off in time you are. You can only play once a day. Thanks to @baebeylik for showing this to me.

Today I scored really well. Yesterday ... not so much.

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#84701 top 1% I feel awesome. The only ones I aced were the oba and marble bust though #And the marble bust one has a forgiving + obvious geography range and pretty intuitive time range #The stringed instrument completely threw me location wise I wouldn't have even gotten the general region right without a hint #It's such a distinct shape too

dovvvvv

this is how charli xcx sounds to straight men

itsbilby

I looked the book up. the main character's name is Tookie De La Crème

#I read the 'crowdefeatsbooks' review linked in the notes and like. For a bit I've been thinking about how idk if I've ever experienced a #'good bad book' that hits in the same way a 'good bad movie' does where my feelings are just full appreciation for something #that utterly fails at its medium in a fun/compelling/earnest way and I think this is a candidate. It sounds dreamlike and I feel like I'd #finish reading it feeling empty and weird. I don't think I can survive Modelland ngl

creditednature

Coyote's Turkey lunch that got away, Coyote Hills Regional Park Fremont, CA - Description and photos by Rudy578

#animals

I was hooked enough by The Awesome Internet Carnival to want to see the finale but I’m not like a Fan nor is anyone I follow and I wasn’t paying close attention to release dates, so the only way I could have known that the feature length finale was just released a few days ago is, in retrospect, an unusual uptick of posts on my dashboard going like “she amazing digital suck me” and etc

s-nnoh

someone made a website where you can declare your favorite pokemon & why. let's all see if every pokemon is someone's favorite... Together

sonicxshadowgenerations

:) every pokemon is someone's favorite

#Have to go with a normie answer of typhlosion. they have been my bestfriend through many trials and tribulations

Books I've read since May 18th reviews

Firebringer: "wait didn't this happen in Watership Down"

Watership Down: Watership Down

The Last Unicorn: still my favorite book

The Winter King: Solid, really engaging, might qualify as my favorite historical fiction book I've read in recent years if it can be counted as 'historical fiction' but that's a stretch. Whole series is hit and miss and there's a lot of aspects that I have major gripes with, but levels out on 'I like it'. Confused at the postulated minuscule size of armies in post-Roman Britain.

Enemy of God: Good

Excalibur: Not as good as the other two but still preddy solid

Clan of the Cave Bear: please write a formal apology to Homo neanderthalensis

Shaman: Didn't know how to feel about this the first time and still don't, I'm gonna say "enjoyed it"/"preddy good"'/"leaps high above the low bar of 'better fiction taking place in ice age Europe than the Earth's Children series'", you did not have to make these people call semen 'spurtmilk' especially since the word was going to be used so often but you did and that's jsut how it is. Really like the depiction of neanderthals in this one, it rings true to me personally as to what homo sapiens/homo neanderthalensis interactions might have actually been like (meaning "varied").

The Song of Achilles: If this book was a person I would kill them on sight. I wouldn't be able to control myself. I would black out and then wake up 48 hours later covered in blood and dirt with bits of human flesh stuck under my fingernails and lodged in between my teeth. I'd go to take a shower and scrub myself off, watching blood curl its way down the drain, and I would know exactly what I'd done. And I would feel nothing.

The last quarter or so of the Iliad (not pictured): 2.5/10 similes too long

The King Must Die: I like the approach and a lot of the concepts but I was never hooked on anything Beyond the conceptual. That cover art is cool.

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