I Know What I‘m Doing, Right?

Hello! I’m Cait. Amateur writer on AO3 18+ Side blog for all my ship needs

[caitwritesao3]

Hello

I just realized I never properly introduced myself here. I am Cait, I go by she/her but feel free to use whatever. I have been on tumblr for over 12 years (the overall internet even longer). This is a side blog so if you ever see my main ... no you didn't.

I am mainly a JayTim lover but I do ship all the batboys with each other because why not. Back in '22 I finally worked up the courage to start posting fics over on AO3. Now were many fics down and I truly thank everyone who as taken the time to read any of them. If you're new to my stories please be aware that not all of them may be everyones cup of tea and that's okay.

This is just a friendly reminder to all that this blog is an 18+ space. Things can and will get a little unhinged here. This is also a very safe space for any and all things so negativity is not welcome.

Sooo yeah, enjoy your stay. 🖤

[2886beaconstreet]

ao3 asking if i want to see mature content. do i want to see birds in the sky. do i want to feel the wind in my hair and the grass under my feet

[oatzdancer]

Dick trying to kiss Tim better after he breaks up with Bernard, chasing his lips and forcing his tongue into Tim's mouth while he is still ugly crying and not in the mood.

It turns into Tim riding Dick on the couch, still wailing while Dick kisses his tears away and tells him how good and cute he is and that he'll love him forever :)

[paperplateprose]

not now kitten. daddy's realizing that the scene he invested 1000 words into could be significantly improved but only if he started over from scratch

[watercolorys]

They say Tim is putting sleeping pills in Jason's food so he can ride him like a personal dildo every night

[stockholmgf]

think i wanna get beat up w/ aftercare so i can experience someone feeling remorse for treating me badly

[iconicname]

[caitwritesao3]

Have you made any progress on the last fic for JayTim week that you needed? You’re on my list of authors I’m excited to read what’s to come this year.

xo

That’s so sweet 🥺 I dunno if I’m deserving of that so thank you. Ummm no… no I have not. Today kicked off summer break for my kiddos and god damn was it a struggle. Plus I leave for a trip on Tuesday and haven’t started to pack a single thing 😬

[subwaybug]

More people should get into poly shipping. Both because polyamory is awesome and because it's really fun to make complicated ass diagrams

[caitwritesao3]

The (obviously straight shaved head) man at the drive thru just now clearly did not like me laughing at his bumper sticker and saying happy pride.

The bumper sticker in question said: “Step on my flag, I’ll eat your ass.”

[fool4toga]

[caitwritesao3]

Tim handing Jason a Tupperware: “Here ya go!“

Jason confused: “What is this? Cookies?”

Tim: “Yeah, I overheard Roy telling Dick how bad you wanted my cookie. So I figured I’d share. They’re double chocolate chip.”

Jason: “Oh! Oh! Yeah, thanks Tim. If you’ll excuse me, I have a dickhead and a redhead to go kick in the ass.”

[birdskiss]

[funpjinju]

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[caitwritesao3]

12345 Tag Game

Stealing this from @melodyatlas

Rules: share the links to your fic with the most hits, second most kudos, third most comments, fourth most bookmarks, fifth most words, and fic with the least words

Most Hits: Finger Stripes JayDickTim. I wanna say I’m surpised but I’m also not. Who doesn’t love the nightwing finger stripes.

Second Most Kudos: Sexual Tension JayTim. Interesting… okay!

Third Most Comments: Full Swing JayTim baseball au. Oooh it was very close with Gasoline and Stories.

Fourth Most Bookmarks: The Stories We Wrote JayTim. That was a good fic, I should reread it lol.

Fifth Most Words: Fire In Your Gasoline JayTim. 44k!! That was a long fic to be fair.

Least Words: You Got My Six JayTim part two of military au. Only 18k words, wow I thought it was longer.

[greenarrowsaysyourafascist]

Every time someone tells me Jaytim or Jaydick is gross I'm going to start being that asshole that keeps responding with pictures of them. I'm not going to hold your goddamn hand because you don't know how to block. I don't give a fuck how much it triggers you. You could write a thesis on how they're siblings lmao 😂 and I still won't care and ship it. GET FUCKED ANTIS.

[impuls1ve]

waiter! a bullet in the head for me please

[lewoooooo]

Secret Meeting❤️

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