The Sky, is bigger than the ground.

glorba waba gnu?

[kawareo]

screaming, crying, throwing up, as I force myself to write a story i'm very passionate about and love writing and have no obligation to write except that i want to

[juniepops]

if you hired a galapagos finch as a linecook it would perfectly evolve a beak to optimally smoke cigarettes behind the dumpsters

[amateur]

What is this 😂

[mylordshesacactus]

on the thirteenth day of christmas my true love was investigated for his many flagrant violations of the Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918

[goddamnshinyrock]

[kaijutegu]

So while the birds are a terrible idea, your true love is legally in the clear! Remember, the Migratory Bird Treaty Act is only an agreement with the US, Mexico, Canada, Japan, and Russia- and only protects birds that occur in the US and aren’t game birds, which can’t be taken out of season. Are any of these birds subject to the MBTA? Let’s find out!

Partridge- not subject to MBTA, none are US species.

Turtle doves- not subject to MBTA, European species.

French hens- not subject to MBTA, these are domesticated.

Calling birds- this could be any songbird, so just pick a non-native species, like canaries or something. Alternatively, this may once have referred to colly birds, which meant the Eurasian blackbird… so not subject to MBTA.

Geese a-laying- not subject to MBTA, these are also domesticated.

Swans a-swimming- this is trickier since a lot of swans do spend time in North America, but if you use something like an Australian black swan, you won’t be in violation of the MBTA. While swans do have a hunting season in many states, these are swans a-swimming, not swans a-dead, and live take is not permitted.

So you see, none of these terrible gifts have to violate the MBTA! Local bylaws, quite possibly, but nothing federal.

[theasexualagent]

Just one potential problem, the original version includes one bird you left out, and has one that isn’t the same. In the original 12 days of Christmas, the birds are a partridge, French hens, turtle doves, colly birds, (which likely refers to blackbirds) Gold rings, which refers to ring necked pheasants, swans, and geese

[kaijutegu]

[taxidermychrist-deactivated2025]

the women in my bluetooth headphones sounds mad at me :(

[vampire-cathedral]

[atomic-crusader]

[vintagegeekculture]

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew's Gorila Detector, intended to ring to warn you when a gorilla is due to attack, was a re-use of the costume head of Mecha-Kong from King Kong Escapes.

[manrippedapartbydogs]

If I have guests you know I’m busting out the 9/11 chess board 😤

[cosmicretreat]

[soracities]

i ask you how you are and i'm saying "i love you" i send you a 15 minute voice note and i'm saying "i love you" i remember your coffee order and i'm saying "i love you" i watch the movie you recommended and i'm saying "i love you" i send you a movie you'd love and i'm saying "i love you" i buy the extra large bag to share and i'm saying "i love you" and i'm saying "i love you" and i'm saying "i love you" and i'm saying "i love you"

[soracities]

(x)

[stargirldotcom]

-despite everything, there is still love

@arthoesunshine/ @artsheila/ @daisies-on-a-cup/ @gayarsonist / @hjarta/ @yunawinter on twitter/ @bakwaaas/ @death-born-aphrodite/ anon on gentleearth/ @classicnymph on twitter

[woman-becomer]

gender euphoria be upon ye

also fifteen dollars

[vxcls]

🩷 best friend fish 🎣

[theehorsepusssy]

[libyan-knight]

This is the size of the poppers rations they gave in the woke Soviet Union

[depsidase]

[astraldemise]

girl i AM trying to go home. this is public transportation but i keep getting attacked by giant crabs

[astraldemise]

why do you know the generic subway worker by name

[astraldemise]

BECAUSE HIS PET CRAB ANNIHILATED MY ENTIRE TEAM LIKE 20 MINUTES AGO

[not-great-not-terrible]

You never know when learning a new skill will come in handy. For example, I had a crush on a boy in middle school who loved Sonic so I learned how to draw him and the other characters so he'd sit by me. 16 years later I'm trying to take a kid's blood pressure multiple times. It's too high because he's scared, he hates it. I see mom's got Sonic playing on her phone. So while the dynamap is running I say "hey look at this!" Draw a quick Sonic on the exam table paper, he's so focused on me that he doesn't realize his BP was taken, now with beautiful numbers. Gotta do an EKG now and I bribe him, "i'll draw Tails if you sit still for me"... perfect EKG. Now coming to see a cardiologist is a lot less scary for a couple kids, all because of my middle school crush.