i want to listen to every song in the world....

...... but i dont want to 👿

[cakejerry]

this blog used to be about professionally and extensively hating on the kpop group bts but now its kind of just about whatever

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The way sooo many people (including me until I woke up) praise wings as bts's best album when it's like.... Not even close LMAO. I sincerely think it's literally just psychosis based on the title track... Like yes the intro is one of their best but I don't think people are thinking of BOY MEETS EVIL when they make this claim. The 2 bsides are. Good for them but not good on a grander scale where you'd actually pick them out of any other album's lineup. MOST of the solos are whatever. Fan song and interlude are whatever. Worst cypher. Vocal line song is good but most of the other ones are better. Actually still a better album than fuckass tears, now THAT'S some mass psychosis in effect

[cakejerry]

taemin's discography so bad all of my notes are just me saying stuff like "the vocal inflection at 1:33 was good."

[cakejerry]

seven on the radio, oh this organic summer hit with longevity

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The concept of this song being saurrrrr faurckingggggg gooooord

[cakejerry]

waittt, miroh is kind of a vibe, why no one tell me omg

[cakejerry]

why do they actually pronounce it THREE racha are they stupid. I will keep reading it as sseuri racha.

[cakejerry]

i wanna go back and reread your liveblogs for every survival show but the tumblr seach function sucks ass… would you consider tagging posts? doesn’t even have to be separated tags for the different shows but if they were it would be easier for search purposes too

it’s probably too much to ask to scroll back and tag all the older stuff though 😅

Oof no I get you and it is my dream to have a readable, organised version of this blog one day but the reason I don't tag things in the first place is because I don't want people to find my blog from the tags.. and I don't want it to seem like I put effort into this..... This is all just a random unconnected stream of consciousness, it's not like you're missing out on a "liveblog" of anything, trust me, there's maybe like 5 posts per survival show. But I'll try and add some tags one of these days.

[cakejerry]

i have like, divination in the sense that i can tell when a song is a [group name] reject even without knowing that groups discography at all. like yeah this skz is a got7 reject. this taemin is a shinee reject. have i heard more than ~5 songs by either shinee or got7? not really. but im right.

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serious question that I hope a lot of people will answer: would you rather A) only be allowed to listen to the songs you already know and never hear a new song again or B) only be allowed to listen to new songs and never again be able hear the songs you already know. for the rest of your life.

no rule-bending by making someone else play the song for you, if it's on the radio it's magically blocked from your eardrums. "know" doesn't have to mean intimate knowledge, if you heard it even once during childhood it counts. seems like a simple choice at first but it really isn't. how many songs do you realistically know and like right now. will you really not get tired of them by the time you die. and how many songs not only already exist outside of your scope of knowledge, but are yet to be created during your lifetime? think

choose

A

B

Voting ended onMay 30

[cakejerry]

This is genuinely insane to me. You're choosing maybe 0.2% of existing music over literally unlimited music.

[cakejerry]

oh wow the mixing on mixtape is like fully BAD. let's employ some tasteful autotune on the debut album okay ❤️

[cakejerry]

imagine if the one I chose based purely on looks didn't also just so happen to be an extremely talented all-rounder. imagine if he was a useless flop. horrible.

[cakejerry]

wait i just realized... it's han isn't it

the concept of guessing it from me saying "beyonce of the group". mhm i know that's right

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https://www.tumblr.com/cakejerry/817999160069521408/kpop-industry-is-so-hilarious-actually-theyre

wait is that how were the members were actually chosen? i only know that chan personally picked the members because stays kept repeating that he handpicked everyone, was it really just something he did randomly lol?

their fans really do beat you over the head with it huh sflskfjl I don't know what's stupider: if it was all scripted and chan knew they were all going to debut and still made such a shitty selection, or if jyp really did spring the debut survival show on them out of nowhere. so rushed. these boys did NOT know each other beforehand!!! it's not like the 9 of them trained together for any amount of time before the cameras turned on. literally all the training they did as a group before debuting was televised and lasted like 2 months. NO WONDER THEY ALL FREAKING SUCK OMG THESE THINGS TAKE TIME and no fan interference. what controversy was jyp covering up doing this bullshit. ridiculous.

[cakejerry]

They were serious about this government ship from the start

[cakejerry]

ok wait so the "team" that bangchan "chose" was literally just for the jyp inter company showcase and it's not like he did it with being a permanent group in mind. why do i feel like many of their fans do not know this.

[cakejerry]

once again i am like well obviously im gonna stan this member. he's the only valid one and everyone who "stans" someone else is obviously just pretending for attention.