i want to listen to every song in the world....

...... but i dont want to 👿

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this blog used to be about professionally and extensively hating on the kpop group bts but now its kind of just about whatever

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nayeon meeeee choreo is so bad. breaking my silence. well it's good in that it looks good and fits the topline but when you just listen to the song thats nottt the vibe. at all.

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got7 song sounded so much like APRIL so i googled the composer and guess what the first fucking result was . i am simply TOO POWERFUL.

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black sheep syndrome getting my ass bad because why is the only g7 song I've had on repeat (besides if you do of course) a japanese release of theirs....

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checking insta of another irl ex girl crush and realizing i actually have a type (she also looks like yugyeom...)

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"people will think we're really dating" being said on the first video of the couple channel you opened together.... i know nothing about you people but come on.

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my brain will actually pull the craziest references. saw yugyeom has a song called shall we dance and i immediately started singing the bridge of tbz's ddd. skz have a song called get cool and my brain was like oh kang daniel? you tryna be me then just get loose? close enough. got7 mention wolves in one (freaked out) song of theirs and it takes everying i have in me not to immediately put on tint wolf is stupid.

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#needthat #idgaf

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Has a (non native) kpop idol ever spoken english without immediately resorting to microaggressions? Because like in what world is your immediate association to "english" = "skrrt swag yo wazzup" and throwing up gang signs.

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I pretty much imagine bts concerts this tour being dead silent with everyone in the audience sitting like this 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️for an hour until they play an actual good song at the encore

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my clairvoyance acting up again because why do i lowkey foresee a prosperous career of plagiarising certain got7 songs for... cortis

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congratulations got7 for being the only kpop group in existence to have a japanese discography that's not only worse than your regular discography, but is actually actively biohazardous

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one guy from ate*z has nct type evil face. just putting that out there for when it turns out im right.

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A got7 variety show clip will literally have 30 million views on youtube what the hell. Babymonster level of scammerism.

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okay not them performing the song fly during the setlist of the tour called fly and then also performing it again during the encore.... OH GOD7 like whats the deal with artists performing their MAIN song during the ENCORE like who are we kidding here. truly nobody has ever done it like them. i take back everything i was going to post about them being less synchronized than bigbang.

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it took not even half a concert for me to start lowkey finding yugyeom hot..... what can i say i do be liking them fucked up looking jaws

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did you ever like snsd and if so who did you think was better between snsd wg and 2ne1

Ooh yeah. Take this with a grain of salt because I never did "deep dives" into any of these groups' discographies but snsd is the best by far. From the songs I know of 2ne1 MOST are doodoo (except gotta be you ❤️) and for wonder girls all are doodoo + I hate them on principle because I hate anything "critically acclaimed" (reboot). But snsd I love a lot of their title tracks + girls&peace and love&peace BOTH being skipless albums. It's really not even a competition.