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@calamity-ashe-rp
The one thing that Cassidy x Ashe shippers and Cassidy x Hanzo shippers can agree on is the that their ship names greatly improved after the name change.
Cashe > McAshe
YeeHan > McHanzo
Both of them are so much fun now!!
I DISSLIK\yeehan shippers but is because i ship Cashe but your right.
I love them sm
THIS ANIMATION IS SO CUTE, HON
Lifeweaver: *is holding hands with Ashe as he pointing at Cole and Doomfist* They make a cute couple, huh? Ashe: *squints a bit*They're certainly are standing next to each other. Lifeweaver: 20$ they'll start dating Ashe: Deal....
WHAT?! XD
Dva: So basically Ashe is becoming Ana's sugar momma? Pharah: GAHH!!! Sombra: Dva, I think throwing sticks and stones at Pharah would do less damage than what you just said.
Ashe: Well Princess, guess you just gotta face the fact that there are some things shiny military medals can’t buy—Matter of fact there’s a lot of things shiny medals can’t buy.
Pharah: *mutters* Well money certainly can’t buy you a sense of decency.
Ashe: What can I say? Decency’s a bad investment, these days.
Why did this post call me out like this?! *_*
I want you to know the song stacy's mom is now stuck in my head due to all of the ashe/ana posts. (I love it never ever stop)
Jesse can’t you see? You’re just not the boy for me…
I know it might be wrong but I’m in love with Pharah’s Mom
.... Damn it now I can't un hear a whole parody a out me
Ashe: *tips hat* m’lady
Okay give Ashe a little more credit than that. She’s obviously more of a ‘Ma’am’ person.
Ashe: Or ‘Captain’ if you prefer, ma’am.
Ana: *chuckles* It’s been some time since I’ve been a captain. ‘Ana’ is fine.
Ashe: *smiles* Feels mighty fine to say, too… Ana.
McCree: …
McCree: All right, since when in the hell have you respected any member of Overwatch?! You call ‘em ‘Feds’ and ‘Narcs’ across the board! You called me a narc!
Ashe: Other members of Overwatch ain’t Captain Ana Freakin’ Amari, Jesse. Now hush up, the grown-ups are talking.
McCree: You’re only two years older than me!
I mean if Ana chose to date me I'd be honored!
Ana: Well, never thought I'd be roughing it in a Deadlock hideout. Ashe: Don't you worry ma'am. Ain't no roughing it when you got money like me! Even here. (opens a locked door) This here is my personal hideout suite. No one but me, BOB, and distinguished guests like yourself allowed. Ana: Is that a full bathroom? Ashe: Why of course! A full bath and the finest in skin care products! Ain't easy keeping skin like mine out here. How about we get freshened up while BOB gets brunch ready?
Ashe, stuck waiting for over an hour while Ana takes advantage of having access to the nicest bathroom amenities she’s seen in well over 5 years:
Pharah: *angrily watching Ashe and Ana drinking tea in the distance* Satya: Fareeha, what is troubling you?
Pharah: Look at her… sipping her tea like I don’t know what she’s up to…
Symmetra: …What is she up to?
Pharah: She’s trying to hook up with my mom!
Symmetra: *squinting at Ana and Ashe* They seem to be having a perfectly pleasant conversation.
Pharah: That’s what she wants us to think, but I’m onto her. This is some kind of power play. I just know it.
Ashe: *looks over at them and waves*
Pharah: *waving and smiling while whispering through gritted teeth* I am going to destroy her.
Symmetra: Are you feeling all right? Should I get you some water?
Pharah and McCree are the only ones that can see Ashe's intentions for Ana. Everyone else just thinks she's a enthusiastic fan.
Ana knows Ashe’s intentions, and she rolls with it because from what she’s gathered, it’s the most honest thing about Ashe, and hey, it’s kind of nice to have someone all flustered and mooning over you when you’ve spent the past five years being a ghost, and Ashe can be pretty charming. Ashe really does earnestly and honestly like and respect Ana, but she also loves being obnoxious towards Pharah about it because it’s fun to watch the cool-headed soldier girl fume and flail.
Pharah: Believe me, my mother has much better taste than you.
Ashe: *having Bob paint her nails* Now is that any way to talk to your future stepmom?
Pharah: I will end you.
Try me Birdgirl
Ana: So, Jesse tells me your a pretty good shot. How about we head to the range and find out? Ashe: Was kinda hoping to ask you to dinner instead. Ana: How about winner pays? Ashe:....
Ashe: *clears throat* All due respect, ma’am, but I’m afraid out of hospitality and respect for what you’ve done, I’m gonna have to insist on payin’.
Ana: Scared you’ll lose? *shoots target at the end of the range*
Ashe, sweating: No, ma’am. *brings up her rifle*
Ashe: Now Fareeha–Can I call you Fareeha or do you prefer the callsign?
Pharah: Either’s… fine…?
Ashe: I just want you to know that I ain’t trying to replace your daddy. There’s nothing more important to me than family. And I look forward to gettin’ thick as thieves with you! *gentle punch in the arm*
Pharah: Well I have some misgivings about your past with Deadlock, but if McCree’s willing to vouch for you–I’m sorry did you just imply that you’re going to start dating my mother?
Ashe: Well it’s a work in progress, y’know. And I assure you my intentions are nothing but honorab–
Pharah: Oh my god please stop talking
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Unfriendly reminder that I don’t approve of abusive or pedophilic ships and WILL block my followers if I figure out they’ve been shipping that sort of thing.
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