ceo of ghostfaulkner

rarely anything new

[calamity-hero-awakens]

[tsp-k]

I drew a commission with Masky and Habit 🐇

[wizardsexmachine]

[ribbon-heartwise]

[forestkingcringe]

[lesbianshepard]

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

[lesbianshepard]

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[key--lime--pie]

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

[notaflippinmermaid]

No, no no… you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, it’s bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists won’t lick human bones if they know they’re human.

…and I realize that doesn’t actually do much to prove archaeologists aren’t freaks.

[midnightmindcave]

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

[dinosauriaawesome]

I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them

[thesaltofcarthage]

I will never ever get tired of seeing bredlik poems. It is really one of the seminal art forms of the century. I am not being sarcastic. 

[wholesome-dragon-lady]

If I ever don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead and archaeologists are licking my bones.

[und3adang3l]

Hot take: humans should be allowed to have more teeth. Like at least two rows of them.

[calamity-hero-awakens]

and pay twice the dental bills? I don't think so buddy

[oddarette]

“Do Dead Malls Go To Heaven?”

Experimented a bit with a new way of detailing the tiles. Kinda like it? This particular piece took a hell of a lot of work. I’d love if you shared the vibes it’s giving off, for research purposes 💖

[imcertly]

hydra

[atror173]

Someone said they should kiss

[appleisliveonmtv]

@sawsummerbingo - New Apprentice

[same-name-supremacy]

Hey I already drew Adam, why not draw David too?

I really like the twin headcanon thing people have for these two. It’s cute. Do people go identical or fraternal twins for them?…. It doesn’t matter. Twins!

[pikaole]

Pokemon Day

[ Patreon / twitter / instagram / shop / Galaxy themes / LINE store ]

[jodymillsnumber1fan]

how it feels being into rockstarshipping

[sleepus]

Adam Stanheight

[mihri-the-sasscatte]

Size comparison of Y’gathok, the Ceaseless Hunger and Bjorn, our level 20 Goliath Barbarian.

[professorsparklepants]

Hey quick question: why the FUCK do you have that

[kittyopteryx]

Imagine, from out of nowhere, your dm casually slapping this thing down on the table like any other encounter.

[mooretimetoplay]

“Yeah, the fight will start in a sec, uh…I’ll give inspiration to whomever helps me get this fucking box out of my car.”

[necrowemancer]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/7asxci/oc_ygathok_the_ceaseless_hunger_final_boss_of_our/ This is the reveal of this ridiculousness during their game

[jelloapocalypse]

Please watch this reveal video it’s kickass

[creepsandcrawlers]

FUCK ME  the reveal video

[threefeline]

“CHRIS??????”

[tanoraqui]

“Um, I don’t think our plan is gonna work.”

[8bitmickey]

[island-delver-go]

Always reblog Y'gathok

[robot-roadtrip-rants]

always ALWAYS reblog Y'gathok!

[dogpuppy]

[advanced-passenger-train]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

solid black, dilute black (blue) mackerel tabby

[shrimply-ratical]

The Perfect Drug value studies.

That era used a lot of contrasted lighting which would be great for value studies.

+ Trent Ratznor ⪩ •⩊• ⪨〝₎₎ノ

he was cute in that interview hehehehe.

lmk if you homies want more trent ratznor

[innerchildabortionclinic]

❔

[innerchildabortionclinic]

tornado spawn point