I'm going back to bed.

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[negutivfeadbak]

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Anyway

Talk to me while I spend the rest of the night packing up as many of my belongings as I can

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Can’t wait for the rest of my eternal existence to go towards paying off this damn mortgage 

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I only use this thing for vague updates now but:

I’m a homeowner

[victoriansuggestion]

decline a proposal of marriage

[victoriansuggestion]

decline two proposals of marriage

[victoriansuggestion]

decline FIVE proposals of marriage

[bladedamus]

Horny in Maine

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

stephen king’s latest best seller

[sneakyfeets]

today I was BLESSED

[bloodswamp-deactivated20170613]

if i see this fucker on the road im rear-ending them as hard as possible without hesitation

[childhoodruiner]

Them: What’s your sexuality?

Me:

[moistbuoy-deactivated20180613]

@spankhops

[anarchetypalarchive]

i was talking to my cousin yesterday and he was talking about an accidental mistake he was dealing with, and proceeded to describe it as, “i picked a whole fuckin’ bouquet of whoopsie-daisies” and tbh i’m still thinking about it

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I spent the past almost-2 years traveling

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You know youd think for the amount of time Ive spent on the internet over the years it wouldnt be weird to come back and yet

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

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stolenfeathers replied to your post “stolenfeathers replied to your post “So. What’s new round these...”

wingspan thirty feet

So youre about the size of my living room, for comparison.

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antivli replied to your post “antivli replied to your post “So. What’s new round these parts.”...”

every1s gayer?

Commendable. I probably shouldve expected that

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stolenfeathers replied to your post “So. What’s new round these parts.”

i got bigger

Proud of you.

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antivli replied to your post “So. What’s new round these parts.”

evry1 is gay

Im p sure everyone was still gay when I was here before

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So. What’s new round these parts.