Hunt the Hunters.

Caleb Hyde-Taylor || Werewolf; Hunter || 33 Hunters… they think that because one bad wolf ruined their lives all of us deserve to die. Well, I think it’s about time that someone hunted the hunters.

[caleb-hyde-blog]

[text; wrong number -- form Iliza:] I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating.

[text -- Iza] I.. We don't.. Jesus, Iza what are you doing on your phone? Also you're never living this down. And it's hard to do that so you should appreciate whoever it is that's doing that.

[gayfortaylorlautner]

[ilizajackson]

The usual. I purposely pissed someone off, they retaliated. But for some reason Will actually cares and wants to inform the Alpha what happened which is bad because Plenilunji passed up killing me once, won’t do it twice. Maybe not, but for your ego’s sake let’s claim it is.

I can do whatever I want and you can’t stop me. … Shut up, Caleb.

[caleb-hyde-blog]

You really have to stop doing that. Sire's tend to do that, usually not as much if you're not related or in love but hey. He might, he's not usually one for a mess it seems. Besides as long as you abide by the rules he's pretty chill. So I've gathered. Mmm, sure, whatever you want, Ms. Jackson.

Mm, I'd be careful with that one, Iza. I will never be silenced.

[thathybridbitch]

Kids are tyrants though, that’s why I avoid them. You’re gonna regret saying that when I show up on your door step with a box full of puppies. Really cute, cuddly puppies. She nodded shrugging slightly. You’ve got  a point, but something tells me Monroe Falls, isn’t the place to start.

[caleb-hyde-blog]

They can be kind of annoying, but you know, we were all kids once. I most definitely will, or won't, because.. Puppies, bet you my friend's will love them, and probably take them off my hands. He nodded, Probably not, unless you took some online classes..

[thathybridbitch]

I am not a crazy dog lady… I just know what it’s like not to have a home. Possibly, now if only I knew anything about film making.

[caleb-hyde-blog]

But you could be, that's what the kids would call you! I know the feeling too, well if any of them need homes, you know where to find me. You could always learn, I mean it can't be that hard, people make terrible home videos all the time.

[ilizajackson]

Yeah, something came up and I wound up telling him why I was here the night we met. And don’t say again like I go around telling everyone about you. Iliza fell into a fit of giggles.  Oh my god I hate you, that was cute. You can leave now.

Maybe just a little.

[caleb-hyde-blog]

Rough, what happened? He snorted, You should, I'm pretty awesome. But seriously, it isn't the first time, is it? Caleb cracked a smile. You can't tell me that you hate me then say I'm cute, two things i already know. Nah.

Just a little?

[ilizajackson]

Tell me about it, it’s irritating. I don’t know if I want you to, but he knows about you… sorta. You can be the Yoda to his Obiwan, just don’t die.

Well I don’t want to, not yet, if ever.

[caleb-hyde-blog]

I know it. Oh you been talking about me again? How sweet, Iza. Die Yoda? Never invincible is Yoda. 

Now you're just being stubborn.

[ilizajackson]

The Obiwan to my Anikan if Star Wars were about wolves.

I’m Serbian… that’s not possible.

[caleb-hyde-blog]

Yikes, that's the guy you always smell like. Well I've never met him so, I guess we'll never know if he's my soul mate or not. 

You always seem to make the impossible happen, so I'm sure you could do it if you tried.

[ilizajackson]

Crude? You and Will are made for each other.

And they’re not crude, they’re honest.

[caleb-hyde-blog]

Who's Will? 

You can be honest without being crude, Iza.

[ilizajackson]

As much as I hit on you, really?

[caleb-hyde-blog]

I was being sarcastic, I know what your crude attempts at flirting are.

[cold-hearted-cass]

I think I’m definitely going to need to. I can’t stop fidgeting to save my life.

[caleb-hyde-blog]

I can see that, did you try going for a run?

[kara-hyde]

Yeah I got, no more talking about the thing.

Because I’m taking my pain out on you again. Ares and I aren’t … together anymore. Long story short he told me to leave and I did.

[caleb-hyde-blog]

Good then.

That's not a very nice thing to do. One, I'm happy about that, weirdly. Two, what the hell have you done with my mother? The mom I had didn't simply do as some guy told her too. 

[thathybridbitch]

True, but as part canine myself something doesn’t feel right about it. Whole lot better than Spy Kids.

[caleb-hyde-blog]

Then keep them all for yourself? Crazy dog lady. Damn straight, and you could probably make more than three of them.

[kristine-pearl]

Because I think everyone’s nice enough until they do something drastic to prove me otherwise.

[caleb-hyde-blog]

That's disturbingly optimistic. 

[cold-hearted-cass]

Thanks for the words of comfort. Feeling much better now for sure. She teased.

[caleb-hyde-blog]

Well I've never been known for being too good at advice. Seriously, it'll be fine. You can shift after. 

[kara-hyde]

Then I’m not sure I like this motherhood thing, seems like all the fun I had was when you were little.

Sorry, uh, yeah I’m sorry. But on the bright side we’ve got one less thing to fight about?

[caleb-hyde-blog]

Well yeah, then you know.. And yeah.

Why are you sorry and what happened?

[ilizajackson]

I’ve never wanted to eat you more than I do right now. And for once its not in the fun way.

[caleb-hyde-blog]

Woah Iza -- didn't know you felt that way about me before this.