the end of the night

time is nonexistent

[mozgahangore]

bowie!

[mozgahangore]

donnie darko

[mozgahangore]

jim morrison

[wadey-wilson]

when ppl ask why i'm nice to the low-wage workers

[flybi91]

Pugsley: Father, I can't sleep. I’m afraid of Frankenstein.

Gomez: Don't you mean Frankenstein’s monster?

Pugsley: I do not. Personally I find unethical and irresponsible scientific practice far more terrifying than any physical being and so should you.

[mozgahangore]

i swear my account’s not dead, just me!!

[mozgahangore]

pamela courson, the muse of jim morrison

[catboymuqing-moving]

bill and ted but with 2010s slang would be fucking lethal

[catboymuqing-moving]

this is most un-woke ted my dude

[vedajuno]

*both in unison* oh, biggest mood

[blueberrygoth-deactivated202410]

life is all abt wearing stupid clothes listening to shitty music & having a bad haircut

[blueberrygoth-deactivated202410]

lotta ppl thinking i meant this as a bad or negative thing so i want to make it clear having these traits makes me cool & sexy

[wingdingle]

attention to all dashcon attendees

someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag

stay out of the ballpit

[wingdingle]

there are people who think this is a joke

this is not a joke

please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 13th of july, 2014.

[weaver-z]

If you ever, and I mean EVER think that you fucked something up royally, remember that the organizers of the 1904 Olympic marathon:

- Had zero stations for water on the 26 mile (42 km) course

- Accidentally gave North American competitor Tom Hicks a cocktail made of egg whites, brandy, and actual fucking rat poison

- Had a guy come into the race late wearing a beret and cutoff slacks, sneak into an apple orchard during the race because no food had been given to him for 40 hours, eat rotten apples, projectile vomit onto the track, fall asleep for hours, and finish in fourth place OVERALL because most of the other runners collapsed of exhaustion or injuries

- Conducted the race on a dusty road, which caused so much dust to be kicked into the air that an American runner somehow inhaled enough to tear his STOMACH LINING open

- Accidentally released feral dogs onto the track

- Fucked the other competitors up SO BADLY that Tom Hicks—the guy who ate RAT POISON and was HALLUCINATING the entire run—came in first place

[postmarxed]

[spiderrwebss7-blog]

2020 got some competition 😳

[thirtysomethingloser92]

This is still hilarious

[cikero]

maybe the answer to some mental health problems like depression and anxiety isn’t just therapists telling you it’s gonna be okay and psychiatrists giving you prozac maybe it’s just providing housing and some kind of life stability through public services which we pay millions in taxes for

[whovian69420-deactivated2020080]

ok sure ur life sucks. but theres people who are literally 14 rn.

[mizworldofrandom]

[heroinzep]

Paul: ˢᵒ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ⁿᵉˣᵗ ˢᵒⁿᵍ ʷᵉ⁻

Fans: *screaming like there's no tomorrow*

Paul: ᴼᵏ ˢʰ⁻ ʰᵃⁿᵍ ᵒⁿ ˢʰʰ

Fans: *still screaming*

John: 𝐒𝐡𝐔𝐭 𝐔𝐏 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐋𝐄 𝐡𝐄'𝐒 𝐭𝐚𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆

[amywinehousequeen]

The 27 Club

Jim Morrison // Amy Winehouse // Jimi Hendrix // Kurt Cobain // Janis Joplin

[girlofdogs]

me externally: hey

me internally: *writes poetry about us*