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@kristine-pearl
Nope, I didn’t really watch much TV when I wasn’t being brought to places like this. And yeah I know who Mila Kunis is, who doesn’t? Why am I this ‘Hyde’ guy anyway?
I bet you didn't dance either or watch people like Jack be forced to climb to get my pointe shoes off the telephone pole...
Arron didn't know who Mila Kunis was. And-- Well--Would you punch someone if they called me a- You need to watch with me. You'll watch with me, right?
[text -- Kris]: I have no idea what you're freaking out about. I'm a notorious alcoholic, NOTHING I say is credible.
[text -- Kris]: Isn't it past your bed time?
[test-- Tony]: Listen, Mister, if you don't want me to come into your room and drag you out by the ear-- or make Carrie do it by telling her you were looking at her sister on the porn site- You will tell me where it is RIGHT NOW.
[text--Tony]: Isn't it time for you to remember that I'm NOT twelve!
[text — Kris]: I have no idea what you’re talking about. [text — Kris]: where are u getting your information?
[text -- Tony]: you dumby, you sent that text t me instead of Jake!
[text -- Tony]: why are you searching porn on the computer?
[text -- Tony]: Is that why the search history is always cleared?
[text; wrong number -- from Tony] Hey King? Any recommendations for how to tell your girlfriend about the pics of her sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site? PS: rat me out and I'll tell Kristine about your Playboy stash.
[Text —> Tony] Jake has a playboy stash? And you were looking at /images/ of Carrie’s sister?! And Jake has a playboy stash?! Where?!
I’m sorry what now?
Oh my god- have you never watched That 70's show- god I have to show you the episode where Hyde teaches Jackie how to Zen- you know Mila Kunis, right? She plays Jackie and I feel like you would like Hyde....
Woman's intuition.
… What is wrong with you?
Kristine’s slightly failed Zen facade broke and she started to laugh I was trying to Zen!
Where’d you put my shirt,pips?
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........... That's cool?
Its as good as any other night, pet. And no, if you drank that and this is your reaction then it most certainly isn’t.
Huh? Who says I drank it?
I don’t know what you’re smiling about, it isnt mine.
T's a wonderful night, dontcha think? Oh it isn't? .... Oh well, that's okay.
Oh- Hiiiiiiii Abby! You look like you're in a bad mood. Are you okay? I was wondering if I could borrow a book? I've been binge watching That 70's Show and... Well, I need something decent to read?
That's cool.
Worry about your boyfriend, I’m fine.
Tony gestured for her to lead the way, taking what was left of the beer in his glass with him.
Well why can't I worry about the both of you- Jake's my boyfriend and I worry about him. And you're Tony, my friend, and I worry about you too- like Carrie, except with not as long hair.
Kristine lead the way to the bathroom, carefully stopping at the doorway to the bathroom. IT's on the ceiling, it's on the ceiling ohmygod ew it's huge- it's HUGE. it might eat you- what if it eats you- you're not gonna let it eat you right?
As well as I ever do. And yeah I’m positive, don’t worry about.
Oh, Tony nodded, pushing his chair back so he could stand. Show me?
You know, I've noticed that when people tell me not to worry about something, I should be worrying about it.
It's like, as big of my fist. Sorry Tony. Kristine waited until he stood, bouncing up and down slightly. Come on it's gonna get away before you an smush it.
I’m not? Just tired I guess. But what’s up, you found something?
Tired? Are you sure? Have you been sleeping okay?
Oh yeah- there's a giant spider in the bathroom and I couldn't find Jake or Carrie to kill it. It's, like, huge.
Tony! There's a- is something wrong? You look sad- why do you look sad?
Why?
Because I think everyone’s nice enough until they do something drastic to prove me otherwise.
