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masonxlynn‌:

“Have you ever seen someone slowly nodding off. Their head will fall forward for a moment until they jerked awake. It’ll happen a few more times until they either shake themselves awake or they fall forward.” Mason explained. “I’ve never seen it happen but I can tell you it fucking sucks give the table a high five with your head.”

“You should see me in Precal then. So boring hearing someone drone on and on about polynomials.”

#mason lynn

kurthum-mel-anderson‌:

“You, of all my children, know I don’t ‘repeat’ outfits… ever. That includes Halloween costumes.”

Originally posted by das-pena

“Well, obviously you wouldn’t call it a repeat. More like a throwback. An homage to yourself.”

#kurt hummel anderson #dad 1

kurthum-mel-anderson‌:

“Well, Halloween is in a week and I have yet to figure out what to be.. I’m slacking hardcore.”

“Why not pull out one of your past costumes and say you’re vintage? There has to be one in the photo albums.”

#kurt hummel anderson #dad 1

mimixpl‌:

“i always do that,” she chuckled. “it’s so hard not to spend all the money online!”

“I just wanted a phone charger and I ended up buying luggage. How does that happen? It’s really nice luggage though. Now I need a trip to go on so I can use it.”

#mimi lopez pierce

Just spent a good chunk of change on Amazon. I hate how easy it is to spend money online.

#wafgstarter

bxthcorcoran‌:

“but its spirit week! it’s time to dress up and show off your school pride and just have fun. wear whatever you wish to wear!”

“Well I would need school pride to show it off. I’m just here cause my dads are. Soon I’ll be where I belong once more.”

#beth corcoran

littlemisshazelxo‌:

I am also allergic to chocolate so they only deserts i can eat are about the same color as my skin.

I feel bad for you. Chocolate is so good.

#hazel abrams

bxthcorcoran‌:

“you got a point there. ooh, that will be a fun one to do!”

“He’s kind of my go-to. I don’t usually wear my Halloween costume until the night of. But I still don’t know what I’m going to be yet.”

#beth corcoran

kurthum-mel-anderson‌:

Well, you’d think I’d know all the fun things to do seeing as I grew up here, but that’s just gone.

Not really much to do here to begin with, Dad.

#kurt hummel anderson #dad 1

littlemisshazelxo‌:

I’m allergic to pumpkin actually so as the youths say..can’t relate.Wait did i even use that correctly?

You’re...allergic? To pumpkin?? But...pumpkin pie is the best dessert for Thanksgiving. Hands down.

#hazel abrams

bxthcorcoran‌:

“so tomorrow is heroes vs villains day and i was thinking of dressing up as catwoman or something. i’m not too sure yet. what are you dressing up as?”

“Catwoman is both a hero and a villain so either way, you can’t go wrong. I’ll probably be Starlord again.”

#beth corcoran

sophie-stjames‌:

it should already sound cool because i’m throwing it, caleb. oh yeah, let me find a warehouse that isn’t gonna get busted here in lima. now we’re gonna have to bust a mission and find something kick ass.

Lima is so lame. I heard people throw parties at Breadstix and that’s pretty much the most popular place.

#sophie st james

hudsonh-a‌:

“I was just sitting there. Messing around with my phone when it jumped. I for one thought it was a spider.” Hudson said into the phone. Throwing his arm out without looking he continued, “At that moment I thought I was a goner. It was black, looked like it could fit into the palm of my hand and it jumped so of course I was scared. Come to find out I started jumping around for nothing.”

Caleb was heading through to his room, but had to stop abruptly or he was going to drop his snack. Hudson’s arm had caught him in the stomach, and Caleb had to quickly react. “Do you have to be so dramatic?” He rolled his eyes, taking a spot to sit and chow down. “And loud?”