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*flight intercom* this is your captain speakinf. googoo gaga babay bububugbggh huegy oo gaga googy bboobobobaba *plane rapidly descending*

evilwizard

*wizard intercom* hello passengers—it’s the wizard again. guess who i just de-aged 36 and a half years

caledwave

happened to my buddy eric

im back bitches

#guess whos back #back again

sixpenceee

gluten-free-pussy

I read an article about how Millennials don’t carry cash on them and got annoyed and literally yesterday I was out with a group of friends and NONE of us had cash

blackfemmejeanvaljean

I mean if you get robbed you can cancel the card and transactions. if you get robbed for cash that’s it man

fluoritegalaxy

millennials are ruining the robbery industry.

youthlessdrugs

plasmirror

PREPARE FOR COMBAT

yvesaffection

I laughed so hard I cried

surfing-pikachu-deactivated2017

Sombra - Abilities + Ultimate

jenmarii

I’m so mad “Who made this? 😂😂😂”

honestly my likes are full of pure sin

but i’m not even ashamed tbh

#sin #first text post in forever #me #what did i even tag this shit as #yolo

neonvirtue

Stop it “✋stop.”

seabassbitch

When you went through a door in a video game, but you forgot something.

butterydelicateprincess-deactiv

When your attorney got you 19 death sentences but you see a camera & remember you gotta chill before you catch 20

weloveshortvideos

When you and the Taco Bell guy connect on a whole new level

millenniumitem

[A car pulls up to a Taco Bell drive-through window.]

Taco Bell employee (over intercom): How are you doing tonight? Driver: I wanna fuckin’ die! Taco Bell employee: Same. (pause, then with extra emphasis:) Same.

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