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Photographer Matt Binstead captured these stunning photos of a tiny harvest mouse as it clung to a dandelion blowing in the wind in the British Wildlife Centre

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OH MY GODDDDD WHAT

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“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

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a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

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Baby

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After six months of feeding him, this little guy just became our official shop cat. Got the approval to let him stay in the building overnights during this brutal cold. (Source: http://ift.tt/2zQFgR9)