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i am a biological machine that turns cold cans of Campbell’s soup into shareholder value and nude selfies

adz

>:(

finalfantasyvii

davidarievil

medakakurokami

#ZOMBIELAND SAGA MENTIONED !!!!

lmaonade

What's your Homestuck sign

me winding up to break your fucking legs

lmaonade

wait this is the wrong ask

ndiecity-deactivated20241101

No you got it

rickyapologist

you can honestly be having the worst day of your life, open tumblr and there's your long time mutual who has recently gotten really into toy story yaoi just posting away

spreadassholesdotorg

aro-narcissus

Starting a collection

mortalityplays

ohhhhh. it's an inverted peekaboo rhythm driven by the superego.

mitchmarner

cryptotheism

(loudly so women will hear) I would hang out with princess peach even if she didn't lure me in with cake. (Looks over my shoulder to see if anyone is watching)

jame7t

(Scuttling noises) (a distant steel beam groans)

cryptotheism

looks at bar tab (I say that out loud) haha wuh oh! By my calculations looks like I owe you another 21 dollars! I wonder if any generous honeys would like to make a trade haha

Honey in the corner speaking into an earpiece: release the gas.

anarqueeen

Girlfriend won't stop point-and-clickmaxxing. Saying shit like "keys! I can use these!" And walking up to doors and announcing "it's locked." without touching the knob

downwithpeople

you and me are going to outlive this website. you and me are going to outlive everything. one day it will just be you and me

downwithpeople

some people have tagged this with their various favourite fictional characters or even worse, their friends and lovers. let me be crystal fucking clear. it’s going to be you. and me.