monkey business

Calum; I'm in a band. We kinda suck.

[calfyi-blog]

im so unsure of who is still here or not, so if there's only 6 or 8 of us left- I'll re-open the other roles and start anew.

[calfyi-blog]

Infinitext to: Hailee

Hailee: I'm a bug

Hailee: M'kay. It's just because a lot of people think it is.

Hailee: Might as well? I feel like an idiot

Calum: Who gives a shit about that?

Calum: To the girl who can't accept compliments, mhm.. you should be.

[calfyi-blog]

Text: Maia & Cal

Calum: Not even sure why I was worthy of receiving this

Calum: I'll be on the look out

Maia: Because I'm scared.

Maia: I just... I can't find her.

Calum: We'll find her.

Calum: She knows her home.

[chrissyfuk]

[text]: calizzle

[chrissyfuk]

Mhm, much better.

[calfyi-blog]

Glad I could make myself useful.

[calfyi-blog]

Text ✉ Sucksmydick-O-lot 👅

Calum: Oh don't give me that bull

Calum: Byeeeeewwww (=^_^=)

Calum: nA na na, can't catch me mofo

Beau: you're such a faggot it's not even funny

Calum: Is it too late to refund my pre-order to your new EP?

[blake-blackwood-deactivated2015]

You don’t sleep? I don’t know, man. You’re fuckin’ weird. 

[calfyi-blog]

Hush, that's what makes me lovable.

[calfyi-blog]

ok so would you guys be ok if we continue our chara's in coax, but as oc's and in a Futuristic Sci-Fi Hollywood roleplay?

[calfyi-blog]

FREEDOM BC MIDTERMS IS OVER. I'm all yours for the next few weeks then shit activity when Finals week is here. I'mma work on the main now and yay

[oxhailee-blog]

That’s not really crazy, it’s just doing what you have to do to get through life without questions. Yeah— I know I can’t really do anything about drug lords on the hunt. It’s not really my area of expertise but I still think it’s a stupid situation. You’re making them sound like a whole different species of human.. are they really that bad? They might have some allies here, but I still refuse to believe they’ll actually get to you. I don’t know why, but I just refuse. I have a semi-thick skin, I think. It’s just that he knows that as soon as he brings other people into the equation, I’m right back where he wants me. I have! Like— Like ones that I can’t think of right now. I guess it’s kind of the fact that I’m not really sure how to get out of it to start with.

[calfyi-blog]

It's not going to let you get through me. I can shut up about ever asking you about it, but just know that I can also tell something's upsetting you. Fake smiles- yeah, been there.. done that, still doing that. I'd warn you about them, but I don't think I'd even have to. It is a stupid situation- drugs itself is stupid. Let's just say their solution to almost everything is killing someone. It doesn't take a lot to offend a drug lord and have them go after you. They might or might not. I can't really tell. I can protect my ass for as long as I possibly can, but if they get to me- then it's the end.. Game over. I can accept that. It's not semi-thick when you're around me. You don't have to think of other people's sake all the time, of course he'd always be after you. He knows your weakness, so his objective is to take advantage of that to no limit. You can't think of it because they weren't anything worth remembering. I'm sure you can get there.. in time. You just need to stop being so anxious about the consequences.

[calfyi-blog]

with my midterms coming to an end, i'm re-gaining my muse so i can be on more. but then if the dash isn't as active, then that's honestly cool too. I'm just gonna die again when FINALS comes but ohohohoh long-ass vacation.

[calfyi-blog]

Infinitext to: Hailee

Hailee: Idk why but it bugs me

Hailee: I feel like that's a bad thing, it sounds like a bad thing

Hailee: Coming from the person who wanted to watch it in the first place?

Calum: It's not a bug

Calum: If it's a bad thing, then I'd say it is. But I never did.

Calum: Oh no, I mean for your benefit. Might as well stay away from it.

[jfc-kylie]

Yeah, now that I’m thinking about it, you probably would. By a lot of people too. I think it’s an in between kind of change, not-so bad but also not-so good. Oh god, well I was a pretty quiet girl only known to be the younger sister of the Kardashians and Kendall. I had a small group of friends and I was pretty much a complete opposite of myself now. I think it’s just easier not to follow as a celebrity because we’re basically the ones leading. Well I’m grateful for the kindness. You’re not all that messed up.

[calfyi-blog]

I think it's a lot more not-so good than not-so bad. I'm just thankful enough that I'm aware of my stupidity. I think that's pretty normal because we usually start off with a few friends- then as we grow older, we get more experienced and next thing you know it, you're on top of the world. Yeah, we're celebrities.. but we never really confirmed of being rolemodels. I hardly even believe in having those things.Oh, sure.. Well not a lot of people really.. see how badly I'm messed up. Like they see the stuff on the media and the shit I've done in public, but I'd rather keep it at that.

[calfyi-blog]

Text: Maia & Cal

Maia: Can you come over?

Maia: I need your help.

Calum: Not even sure why I was worthy of receiving this

Calum: I'll be on the look out

[calfyi-blog]

Infinitext to: Hailee

Calum: What face? The (^_^)?

Calum: Not mentally, no

Calum: You don't have to :)

Hailee: Mhm, that one

Hailee: Ah, okay, fair enough.

Hailee: I'm going to watch the trailer to see

Calum: Oh hush, it's the best.

Calum: You're way too innocent in comparison to myself

Calum: No, don't do that.

[calfyi-blog]

Infinitext to: Hailee

Calum: I'm pretty sure my face was successfully sent

Calum: Nah, you're too young and scared

Hailee: But it was /that/ face

Hailee: I'm practically the same age as you, don't even start

Hailee: Now I feel the need to prove you wrong but I don't wanna at the same time

Calum: What face? The (^_^)?

Calum: Not mentally, no

Calum: You don't have to :)

[jfc-kylie]

Well thanks for not doubting my intelligence and not using any mischievous tricks on me. I think I’ve seen some change in you, there’s definitely a difference between you from way back when to the you now. I don’t think a lot of people are the same kids they were in high school, I mean I’ve technically still got a year left and I can tell you I’m different from when I was a freshman. I think it’s always the last go-to thing for everyone. No I’m not..My jeans are not on fire and I’m not a liar. You think I’m being adorable?

[calfyi-blog]

You don't have to thank me. If I were to even dare, I'd probably get my ass kicked. Do you? I get that it's a not-so good change, but I'm hoping it's not-so bad, either. Hah.. and what were you like during your freshman year, Young Jenner? Nah, some people really give into it in a heartbeat.. just because they don't want to lose anything. Well, now's my turn to give you the benefi of the doubt. Yes, I think so.. because let's face it- I'm incredibly messed up.

[luekhemmings]

[calfyi-blog]

@Calum5sos: Watching one of the videos of us live, and it’s pitch black at the start and all you can hear is me screaming ‘fuck yeah !’ Hahahaha