Glitch

The Collective Head from Another Time...or Another Place or...eh who cares?

[calglitchedout]

They/Them

Hi. Name's Glitch. I'm not Cal, and not really Perry either. It's complicated. How I got here is a long story, and I don't feel like talking about it. If you need anything fixed, or just looking for a fun time, give me a shout.

Warning: this blog will talk about serious topics like cults, dehumanization, and deindividualization.

OOC under the cut

Hey y'all! Name's Ace (she/he/they). This is an evil AU for my OC @calaverage where they fully merged with Perry. I also run the OC blogs @normas-babysitting and @calinbloom, the Miss Holloway blog @hollofame, and the Webby blog @stuckinmyweb. My main is @all-for-geek.

Dirty jokes are fine but anything NSFW is up to my discretion. Theoretically open to shipping, but again it's up to my discretion. Glitch is physically in their early 20s but mentally a lot older so keep that in mind.

If I don't respond to something please don't take it personally. Rping can be a lot and I expect this blog especially to get real heavy at times. I'm gonna try to keep it lighthearted, but I make no promises.

Shout-out to @micropeter for the awesome art for the profile pic!

[j7nkovich]

Hey if you want any help I could use a good excuse to go kick that bastard goat's ass.

@calglitchedout

WHERE THE FUCK ARE Ẅ̷̢̡̢̛̞̺͉͈͍̺͚́̐̋̓̈́͋̚͜͜͝Ḩ̵̯͉̦͑̐̅̍́̓̊̈́͘͜ALL YA̷̦̽͛͘T̶̳̮̤̜̰͖͇̖̘̱͇̖͂͆̐͑̀̌̈́̇̌̈̂̍̚͝OU T̶̨͍͔̪͖̠̳͉͕͓͈̠̒͛̅̔̽̆͝͝ͅH̷̡̝͙̲̟͖͛̓̀͝E̵̛͚̹̐͑̎͋̐̆̈́͋͗̊PEOPLE COMF̸̢̛̙̭̬̙̲͇̳͈̗̯̹͕̺̀̅̈́̉͆̇͝͝͝ͅŮ̴̧͕̜͖̳̤̘̗̟̫̺̳̔̀̂̈́͂́͆̾̂̑̕͜C̶͎̗̖̮̠̽̈̀̔̀͆K̴̨̡̨̙̲̎̈́̉ING FROM?!

I'M NOT EVI̴̧̺͔͎̱̼̬̟͙̳̜̓̆̊̔̇̋̅͂̎̀̂͑ͅS̶̢̮̱͈͖̣͈̃͊̽̆̉̂EN SUṔ̵̳͔̬͚̗̰͔͓̻̘̰̰͉ͅG̶̡̒̈́Ơ̸̢̧̨̠̯̳̯͇̝̝͚͍̭̰̽̎͆͘̚͝I̸̡͈̦̙̦̖͕̲̙͍̞̼̟̥͂͒͋̂͗̈̊̀̀̈́͗̃̂̚Ń̵̡̢̘̘̬̮̠̠͚͆͌̈́̑͌̀̌́̎̅͝͝͝G̴̩̗̬͊̇̑̐̏̆̀̓̔̈̄͜͠͝POSED TO INTỚ̴̢̡̛̛̹̖̪̳̝̙̼̜̼̪̹̤̹͚̲̖̒̄̒́̽͋͗̀͋̍̿́̋͌̉̂̓̎̄͂̋́͌̃̾͊̀̀̈́̄̽̍̾̂̚̕̚͠͝͝͝͝N̶̨̢̧̨̛̛̛̺̼̜̻͖̣͎̥̝̳͓͕̤͎͇͎͇̜̰̜͊̏̄͑̾̏́͛̃̃̈́͊̍̄͊̓͊̈́̈̈͆̎͒̄̇̀̽̒̔̑̇̕͘̚̕͝͝͝͠ͅN̶̨̢̧̨̛̛̛̺̼̜̻͖̣͎̥̝̳͓͕̤͎͇͎͇̜̰̜͊̏̄͑̾̏́͛̃̃̈́͊̍̄͊̓͊̈́̈̈͆̎͒̄̇̀̽̒̔̑̇̕͘̚̕͝͝͝͠ͅERFERE THIS MUCH WITH A UNIVERSE!

II̸̧̳͚̫̦͕̺͎̼̪͙̒̊̈́͂̈̕ ̸̧̗̝̣̺͍̺̳̙̤̣̳͍͑̓̃͒̃̽͂͋͗̎̕͠D̴̨̨̠̠̖͈̥̰͎̤͇̊̏͜Ǫ̶̠̗̤̞̟̈̅̀̍̿Ņ̶̨̤̺̳̪͍̖̪͎̬͙̣́̿̽́̀̚͜͝T̸͕̉̍͛͌̾̑̎̊̀̐̎͛͝ͅ ̷͓͉̞̹̦͍̱̦̮̼̿͌͒͊̿͊̍̿́̔̀͝ DON'TI̸̧̳͚̫̦͕̺͎̼̪͙̒̊̈́͂̈̕ ̸̧̗̝̣̺͍̺̳̙̤̣̳͍͑̓̃͒̃̽͂͋͗̎̕͠D̴̨̨̠̠̖͈̥̰͎̤͇̊̏͜Ǫ̶̠̗̤̞̟̈̅̀̍̿Ņ̶̨̤̺̳̪͍̖̪͎̬͙̣́̿̽́̀̚͜͝T̸͕̉̍͛͌̾̑̎̊̀̐̎͛͝ͅ ̷͓͉̞̹̦͍̱̦̮̼̿͌͒͊̿͊̍̿́̔̀͝Ḵ̸̨̨̠̥͈̯̱͎̼̰̓̄̐͜Ń̶̛͉͇́͠͝O̸̢̠̠̣͇̳͕̐̇̐̀̊̑̊̌̿̑̈́̄̈́̋͘W̵̮̉̾͊͐͝ ̵̛̲̟͓͎̼̟͎͔̆͗̾̄̈́͛̉̒̅W̸̱̥̭̿͋̈̽͆Ĥ̸̜̱̩̠̦͒͒̆̿̊̓͛́̐̍̽̂̚͜͝Õ̴̙͎̬͈̬̭͕̀̍́̽̎̌͊͒̇͘͝KNOW WHO YOU ARE ̸̝̝̃̓̃̀̍̈́̑͆̚͠͠Ȳ̶̛̬̄͋̓̏͒̃̈́̅̕͝Ō̴͎̞͚̾U̸̢͓͖̹̣̯͎̘̙̤̯̪̿̆́̈̀̕ ̶̘̃͛̒͘Ą̴̲͈̘̩̞̻̈́̊̈́̚͝R̴̡̻̳͓̞̱̩̱̠̫͈͎͋͜ͅͅĘ̵̡̛̛̭̣̩̳͕̟̺̈́̍̆̆̓̍̈̓̐,̶͍̝̫̺̮̙͔̲̳̰̲͔͈̯͕̎̒̐͌̑̚ ̷̢̡̨̫̮̤̘̗̲͉̀̽̽͊̏̊̊̀̏́̅̾́͠͝B̷̢͖́͒͛́̾̚Ų̵̣̳̀̌̒̉̆̎̉́̏͂̑̑̈́T̶̛͉͎͊̓͊̀̀-̸̡̢̹̬̪̠̬̘̜̥̔̂̓̈́̋̇̈́̿͘͠͝-̸̢̧̡̪͕̥͍͔͎͚͉͕͔͕̊̈́̓̏͌̊̑͘͘͠͠ , BUT--

IĨ̷̧̧̜̫̰̯̜̝̖̺̻̜̘̜͂̓͌͆̉̚ͅḮ̸̦̝͖̣͔͌̐̏͒̉̀̇̈́̕Ỉ̸̧̡̹͉̣̟͖͖͚͛̾͊͜Í̵̺͎͍̘̦͙̪͙̻̱̗͍̦̹̑̕Ì̸̛͙͓̖͚͙̗̌͋͗͋̅̀I̴̜͉̲̟̯͕̟̘̝͓̖͓̓̈͛̀͜Ḯ̶̺͙̲̣̥̮̩͕̦͑̌̔̽̿̾̉͒̐̅I̵̡̛͓̼͔̳̒̎̋̋̚Î̴̧̧̬̜̟̞̙͕͇̮̯͇̈̈̐́̈̊̉̽̿̈́͜''''m ok.

Well there, my dear friend! If you'd like to help me and my buddies out of this here sticky situation,

You're more than welcome to! Thank you for yog̸̢̛̩̟͍̣͉͓̱̅͆̀͗͊̽̊̒͊̅̚l̷̡̢̡̬̱̪̬̬̥̹̣̽̓̈͊́́͌͐̈́̓̔̒͛̕͘͜͜i̸̖̖̿͒̿͋͒̀͊̚͝t̶̛̙̳̮͚̱̱͍̲̩̮̝̦̑̿CHur interferenceP̴̛̬̪̑̎́̊̓̅̋̍͒̈́́̍͜͝È̵̙̮͇͖̞̗̖̔̋̂̿̎̌̾R̵̲̼͔͙̍́́͗͝Ŕ̷̡͍̲̣́͒͆͐̓̕Ỳ̷̨͈̦̤̲̭͙̖̯͕̻̘͕͛̐̂̈́͑, b̶͓͈̲̝̺̻̮̤̗͚̃̂̇C̶̨̳̪̖̱̺̥͎̮̮͗̉̊̒͌̂́̋̋̚͘͠À̷͉̍̓̒̃̑͜L̷̦̻͛̽͑̉̇̆̉͂uddy!B̸̧̛̰̗͚̗̳͓͈̞̜̺̩͉͓̔̍̊̃͐̽̀̌͐̀̚R̷̛͖̘͉͕͎̮̪͙̓̂̓͒́̒̏̀̄͗̚͘͠Ä̷̫̼̠͓̫͈̺̰̜̦̗́͊͊̏̆̔̈́͂̍͜͝͝ͅD̵̡̛͖̹̖̞̺͕̦̮͈̯͔͌̊̍̽͂̈̀̄͘Y̸̛͓̙̬͐̀̆͂̑̈̀́͛̃̉

The help is definitely appreciated (And needed, that goat's got alot more up its sleeve than I was ever expecting!)

It's good to see we've got Ş̷̛̱̳͈̻̘͚̭̖̺̤͔͌̇̍̇̓͛͜Ǫ̶̨̨̢͓̭̰̜̹͉̥͖̼̤̠̅͊͆̊͋͘ ̶̧͍̯̠͕̫̤̩͙̫͓̼́̈́̾̌͑̅̈́̀͘͜͝M̷̡̨̧͇͉̯̘̪̰̙̰̻̤͂Å̶̢̡̤̲̣̙̦̥̯̠̹͖̿̅̓͋̿̕̚̕N̶̡̛̪̲̘̖͇̤̮̲̦̈́͌̏̍̊̉͛͑͝Y̸̛̫̫̬̞̖̰͎̙̳̻͈̟̔̆͒͊͐̍͒̑̇̿̋̾͜͠ So manyPeople he rewillingtohelp!

I think this box is doing weird things to my brain. I don't know if it's built for someone like m̵͕̯̲͛̇̈̄͝ȇ̵̼̮̱̖͕̝̫̓̀́̊̓̈́͗̕̕͠ ̶̨̱͉̦̦̺̱̦̟̊̉͂̾́̅̃̓̀͒̋̚M̶̹̘͍͓͒͗E̷̡̜̣͉̳͚̊̄̄̈́̌́͐͐̎̉̊͘͝͝͝ ̴̨̧͙̦͔͓̺̺̠̺͌̆͋̾͛͊̑͗͘̚M̶̡̤̜͖̫͚͔͓̜̙͍̭̈͐̃̔̀̽̀̀̄̂̆̕̚̚̚͜͜ͅḚ̴̗̦͗ ̴̧̠̯̼͚̅̇̈͌͒͘͜M̸̲̮̩̦͓͍̗̗͚̒̄̾͜͝E̸̺̽̉̾̐̎̅̀͛̑̊̔͜Mem̵͕̯̲͛̇̈̄͝ȇ̵̼̮̱̖͕̝̫̓̀́̊̓̈́͗̕̕͠ ̶̨̱͉̦̦̺̱̦̟̊̉͂̾́̅̃̓̀͒̋̚M̶̹̘͍͓͒͗E̷̡̜̣͉̳͚̊̄̄̈́̌́͐͐̎̉̊͘͝͝͝ ̴̨̧͙̦͔͓̺̺̠̺͌̆͋̾͛͊̑͗͘̚M̶̡̤̜͖̫͚͔͓̜̙͍̭̈͐̃̔̀̽̀̀̄̂̆̕̚̚̚͜͜ͅḚ̴̗̦͗ ̴̧̠̯̼͚̅̇̈͌͒͘͜M̸̲̮̩̦͓͍̗̗͚̒̄̾͜͝E̸̺̽̉̾̐̎̅̀͛̑̊̔͜. me.Myheadfeelsall fuzzy.WhatwasIsayingagain?vvv

Was I angry?

Oh, hey there!!! You're here to help? That's dope dude!!!!! Man, I'm so happy so many people are here to help me and my friend outta here!!!!

[calglitchedout]

....dear Lord okay.

Uh yeah just take my hand I'll get ya out of here and handle Tinks.

[j7nkovich]

OKAY sorry for i don't know w

i don'[t think this place is built to host entities that werent supposed to

here in the first place.

this has never happened before, i didn't know it COULD-- but then again i've never been trapped in a foreign universe, so i shouldve probably been more careful....ｔｔｈａｎｋ ｙｏｕｎ ｎｋ ｙｏｕy̸͓̅͜ó̴̧͈͕͎̗̳̟̺̙͎̄͆̂̽̂ú̵̮̭̤͜

thank you :(

[calglitchedout]

You're welcome bud. It's okay. We'll get you out of here.

[Blue static pools out of their hand, covering both parties. For a moment, it's as if floating in air before their feet find solid ground once more. As the static disperses, they find themselves in a place covered in the static, all humming in a mechanical melody faint enough to just barely hear.]

[j7nkovich]

QUITE A CRUɘiuuoNCHY LOCATION YOU'VE TAKEN ME TO MY FRIEND!

RIVETIǫ̴̻͇͎̜̺͆̈́̽͂̒̚u̶͖̩̻͙̲͑͐͜ų̶͇͚̳̱͈̩̩̅͂͆̈́̅̌̓̾͊͝ͅͅṳ̷̪̭̪̝͓̮̦̈͂̍̃͜͝͝g̷̛͚̎̓h̸̦̩̯̱͗̌͑̌͒̏į̵̜͇́̈́̓͌̅̊̄͐̏͝ͅe̷͖̱̲̺̊̈̈́̈͛̓͆̄̒̈́NG!!!

I CANT FEEL MY ARMS !!! !

[calglitchedout]

It'll pass, don't worry. This is my little corner of the woods, so to speak. Just keep calm and you'll settle back to normal.

[j7nkovich]

I'll try my bbbest! feels like im

ｙ ｂｂｂｅｓｔ！

ｆｅｅｌｓ ｌｉｋ

insid̶̨̥̙̩̩͎̝̥̰̬̈̄̉̂̋̓̄̃͝ｆ̶̖̜̰̱̺̓̊̐ͅｅ̴̢͖̮̪̗̟̪̠̰̹̇͋̎ͅｅ̵̥̳̀̀͂͊̓̈́̈́̒̊͘͘ｌ̴͈̫̩̲͍͙̣͙̘͊̍̓̍̈́͌̈̏̌͊͌̕͘͝ͅｓ̸̢̢̤̼̰̰̦͓̣͙̹̼̪̼̜͗̀̇̿̔͂̓͋̆̈́̉ ̵̯͍̘̦̭̣̪͙͈̥̝̟̬̜͂̀͗̔̈̾́͒̔̅̑̊̚͜ｌ̵͔̠͖̺̯̦̘͑̓̅͑͊̽̾̌̓͠ͅｉ̴̢͚̞͚̻̘͉̠̟̏̏̍̾̉̑̓̈́͝ｋ̵̛̣̖͓̐̎̍̋̎̉̎̊̇̆e a s oda can

[calglitchedout]

...well that's probably not good.

[j7nkovich]

Hey if you want any help I could use a good excuse to go kick that bastard goat's ass.

@calglitchedout

WHERE THE FUCK ARE Ẅ̷̢̡̢̛̞̺͉͈͍̺͚́̐̋̓̈́͋̚͜͜͝Ḩ̵̯͉̦͑̐̅̍́̓̊̈́͘͜ALL YA̷̦̽͛͘T̶̳̮̤̜̰͖͇̖̘̱͇̖͂͆̐͑̀̌̈́̇̌̈̂̍̚͝OU T̶̨͍͔̪͖̠̳͉͕͓͈̠̒͛̅̔̽̆͝͝ͅH̷̡̝͙̲̟͖͛̓̀͝E̵̛͚̹̐͑̎͋̐̆̈́͋͗̊PEOPLE COMF̸̢̛̙̭̬̙̲͇̳͈̗̯̹͕̺̀̅̈́̉͆̇͝͝͝ͅŮ̴̧͕̜͖̳̤̘̗̟̫̺̳̔̀̂̈́͂́͆̾̂̑̕͜C̶͎̗̖̮̠̽̈̀̔̀͆K̴̨̡̨̙̲̎̈́̉ING FROM?!

I'M NOT EVI̴̧̺͔͎̱̼̬̟͙̳̜̓̆̊̔̇̋̅͂̎̀̂͑ͅS̶̢̮̱͈͖̣͈̃͊̽̆̉̂EN SUṔ̵̳͔̬͚̗̰͔͓̻̘̰̰͉ͅG̶̡̒̈́Ơ̸̢̧̨̠̯̳̯͇̝̝͚͍̭̰̽̎͆͘̚͝I̸̡͈̦̙̦̖͕̲̙͍̞̼̟̥͂͒͋̂͗̈̊̀̀̈́͗̃̂̚Ń̵̡̢̘̘̬̮̠̠͚͆͌̈́̑͌̀̌́̎̅͝͝͝G̴̩̗̬͊̇̑̐̏̆̀̓̔̈̄͜͠͝POSED TO INTỚ̴̢̡̛̛̹̖̪̳̝̙̼̜̼̪̹̤̹͚̲̖̒̄̒́̽͋͗̀͋̍̿́̋͌̉̂̓̎̄͂̋́͌̃̾͊̀̀̈́̄̽̍̾̂̚̕̚͠͝͝͝͝N̶̨̢̧̨̛̛̛̺̼̜̻͖̣͎̥̝̳͓͕̤͎͇͎͇̜̰̜͊̏̄͑̾̏́͛̃̃̈́͊̍̄͊̓͊̈́̈̈͆̎͒̄̇̀̽̒̔̑̇̕͘̚̕͝͝͝͠ͅN̶̨̢̧̨̛̛̛̺̼̜̻͖̣͎̥̝̳͓͕̤͎͇͎͇̜̰̜͊̏̄͑̾̏́͛̃̃̈́͊̍̄͊̓͊̈́̈̈͆̎͒̄̇̀̽̒̔̑̇̕͘̚̕͝͝͝͠ͅERFERE THIS MUCH WITH A UNIVERSE!

II̸̧̳͚̫̦͕̺͎̼̪͙̒̊̈́͂̈̕ ̸̧̗̝̣̺͍̺̳̙̤̣̳͍͑̓̃͒̃̽͂͋͗̎̕͠D̴̨̨̠̠̖͈̥̰͎̤͇̊̏͜Ǫ̶̠̗̤̞̟̈̅̀̍̿Ņ̶̨̤̺̳̪͍̖̪͎̬͙̣́̿̽́̀̚͜͝T̸͕̉̍͛͌̾̑̎̊̀̐̎͛͝ͅ ̷͓͉̞̹̦͍̱̦̮̼̿͌͒͊̿͊̍̿́̔̀͝ DON'TI̸̧̳͚̫̦͕̺͎̼̪͙̒̊̈́͂̈̕ ̸̧̗̝̣̺͍̺̳̙̤̣̳͍͑̓̃͒̃̽͂͋͗̎̕͠D̴̨̨̠̠̖͈̥̰͎̤͇̊̏͜Ǫ̶̠̗̤̞̟̈̅̀̍̿Ņ̶̨̤̺̳̪͍̖̪͎̬͙̣́̿̽́̀̚͜͝T̸͕̉̍͛͌̾̑̎̊̀̐̎͛͝ͅ ̷͓͉̞̹̦͍̱̦̮̼̿͌͒͊̿͊̍̿́̔̀͝Ḵ̸̨̨̠̥͈̯̱͎̼̰̓̄̐͜Ń̶̛͉͇́͠͝O̸̢̠̠̣͇̳͕̐̇̐̀̊̑̊̌̿̑̈́̄̈́̋͘W̵̮̉̾͊͐͝ ̵̛̲̟͓͎̼̟͎͔̆͗̾̄̈́͛̉̒̅W̸̱̥̭̿͋̈̽͆Ĥ̸̜̱̩̠̦͒͒̆̿̊̓͛́̐̍̽̂̚͜͝Õ̴̙͎̬͈̬̭͕̀̍́̽̎̌͊͒̇͘͝KNOW WHO YOU ARE ̸̝̝̃̓̃̀̍̈́̑͆̚͠͠Ȳ̶̛̬̄͋̓̏͒̃̈́̅̕͝Ō̴͎̞͚̾U̸̢͓͖̹̣̯͎̘̙̤̯̪̿̆́̈̀̕ ̶̘̃͛̒͘Ą̴̲͈̘̩̞̻̈́̊̈́̚͝R̴̡̻̳͓̞̱̩̱̠̫͈͎͋͜ͅͅĘ̵̡̛̛̭̣̩̳͕̟̺̈́̍̆̆̓̍̈̓̐,̶͍̝̫̺̮̙͔̲̳̰̲͔͈̯͕̎̒̐͌̑̚ ̷̢̡̨̫̮̤̘̗̲͉̀̽̽͊̏̊̊̀̏́̅̾́͠͝B̷̢͖́͒͛́̾̚Ų̵̣̳̀̌̒̉̆̎̉́̏͂̑̑̈́T̶̛͉͎͊̓͊̀̀-̸̡̢̹̬̪̠̬̘̜̥̔̂̓̈́̋̇̈́̿͘͠͝-̸̢̧̡̪͕̥͍͔͎͚͉͕͔͕̊̈́̓̏͌̊̑͘͘͠͠ , BUT--

IĨ̷̧̧̜̫̰̯̜̝̖̺̻̜̘̜͂̓͌͆̉̚ͅḮ̸̦̝͖̣͔͌̐̏͒̉̀̇̈́̕Ỉ̸̧̡̹͉̣̟͖͖͚͛̾͊͜Í̵̺͎͍̘̦͙̪͙̻̱̗͍̦̹̑̕Ì̸̛͙͓̖͚͙̗̌͋͗͋̅̀I̴̜͉̲̟̯͕̟̘̝͓̖͓̓̈͛̀͜Ḯ̶̺͙̲̣̥̮̩͕̦͑̌̔̽̿̾̉͒̐̅I̵̡̛͓̼͔̳̒̎̋̋̚Î̴̧̧̬̜̟̞̙͕͇̮̯͇̈̈̐́̈̊̉̽̿̈́͜''''m ok.

Well there, my dear friend! If you'd like to help me and my buddies out of this here sticky situation,

You're more than welcome to! Thank you for yog̸̢̛̩̟͍̣͉͓̱̅͆̀͗͊̽̊̒͊̅̚l̷̡̢̡̬̱̪̬̬̥̹̣̽̓̈͊́́͌͐̈́̓̔̒͛̕͘͜͜i̸̖̖̿͒̿͋͒̀͊̚͝t̶̛̙̳̮͚̱̱͍̲̩̮̝̦̑̿CHur interferenceP̴̛̬̪̑̎́̊̓̅̋̍͒̈́́̍͜͝È̵̙̮͇͖̞̗̖̔̋̂̿̎̌̾R̵̲̼͔͙̍́́͗͝Ŕ̷̡͍̲̣́͒͆͐̓̕Ỳ̷̨͈̦̤̲̭͙̖̯͕̻̘͕͛̐̂̈́͑, b̶͓͈̲̝̺̻̮̤̗͚̃̂̇C̶̨̳̪̖̱̺̥͎̮̮͗̉̊̒͌̂́̋̋̚͘͠À̷͉̍̓̒̃̑͜L̷̦̻͛̽͑̉̇̆̉͂uddy!B̸̧̛̰̗͚̗̳͓͈̞̜̺̩͉͓̔̍̊̃͐̽̀̌͐̀̚R̷̛͖̘͉͕͎̮̪͙̓̂̓͒́̒̏̀̄͗̚͘͠Ä̷̫̼̠͓̫͈̺̰̜̦̗́͊͊̏̆̔̈́͂̍͜͝͝ͅD̵̡̛͖̹̖̞̺͕̦̮͈̯͔͌̊̍̽͂̈̀̄͘Y̸̛͓̙̬͐̀̆͂̑̈̀́͛̃̉

The help is definitely appreciated (And needed, that goat's got alot more up its sleeve than I was ever expecting!)

It's good to see we've got Ş̷̛̱̳͈̻̘͚̭̖̺̤͔͌̇̍̇̓͛͜Ǫ̶̨̨̢͓̭̰̜̹͉̥͖̼̤̠̅͊͆̊͋͘ ̶̧͍̯̠͕̫̤̩͙̫͓̼́̈́̾̌͑̅̈́̀͘͜͝M̷̡̨̧͇͉̯̘̪̰̙̰̻̤͂Å̶̢̡̤̲̣̙̦̥̯̠̹͖̿̅̓͋̿̕̚̕N̶̡̛̪̲̘̖͇̤̮̲̦̈́͌̏̍̊̉͛͑͝Y̸̛̫̫̬̞̖̰͎̙̳̻͈̟̔̆͒͊͐̍͒̑̇̿̋̾͜͠ So manyPeople he rewillingtohelp!

I think this box is doing weird things to my brain. I don't know if it's built for someone like m̵͕̯̲͛̇̈̄͝ȇ̵̼̮̱̖͕̝̫̓̀́̊̓̈́͗̕̕͠ ̶̨̱͉̦̦̺̱̦̟̊̉͂̾́̅̃̓̀͒̋̚M̶̹̘͍͓͒͗E̷̡̜̣͉̳͚̊̄̄̈́̌́͐͐̎̉̊͘͝͝͝ ̴̨̧͙̦͔͓̺̺̠̺͌̆͋̾͛͊̑͗͘̚M̶̡̤̜͖̫͚͔͓̜̙͍̭̈͐̃̔̀̽̀̀̄̂̆̕̚̚̚͜͜ͅḚ̴̗̦͗ ̴̧̠̯̼͚̅̇̈͌͒͘͜M̸̲̮̩̦͓͍̗̗͚̒̄̾͜͝E̸̺̽̉̾̐̎̅̀͛̑̊̔͜Mem̵͕̯̲͛̇̈̄͝ȇ̵̼̮̱̖͕̝̫̓̀́̊̓̈́͗̕̕͠ ̶̨̱͉̦̦̺̱̦̟̊̉͂̾́̅̃̓̀͒̋̚M̶̹̘͍͓͒͗E̷̡̜̣͉̳͚̊̄̄̈́̌́͐͐̎̉̊͘͝͝͝ ̴̨̧͙̦͔͓̺̺̠̺͌̆͋̾͛͊̑͗͘̚M̶̡̤̜͖̫͚͔͓̜̙͍̭̈͐̃̔̀̽̀̀̄̂̆̕̚̚̚͜͜ͅḚ̴̗̦͗ ̴̧̠̯̼͚̅̇̈͌͒͘͜M̸̲̮̩̦͓͍̗̗͚̒̄̾͜͝E̸̺̽̉̾̐̎̅̀͛̑̊̔͜. me.Myheadfeelsall fuzzy.WhatwasIsayingagain?vvv

Was I angry?

Oh, hey there!!! You're here to help? That's dope dude!!!!! Man, I'm so happy so many people are here to help me and my friend outta here!!!!

[calglitchedout]

....dear Lord okay.

Uh yeah just take my hand I'll get ya out of here and handle Tinks.

[j7nkovich]

OKAY sorry for i don't know w

i don'[t think this place is built to host entities that werent supposed to

here in the first place.

this has never happened before, i didn't know it COULD-- but then again i've never been trapped in a foreign universe, so i shouldve probably been more careful....ｔｔｈａｎｋ ｙｏｕｎ ｎｋ ｙｏｕy̸͓̅͜ó̴̧͈͕͎̗̳̟̺̙͎̄͆̂̽̂ú̵̮̭̤͜

thank you :(

[calglitchedout]

You're welcome bud. It's okay. We'll get you out of here.

[Blue static pools out of their hand, covering both parties. For a moment, it's as if floating in air before their feet find solid ground once more. As the static disperses, they find themselves in a place covered in the static, all humming in a mechanical melody faint enough to just barely hear.]

[j7nkovich]

QUITE A CRUɘiuuoNCHY LOCATION YOU'VE TAKEN ME TO MY FRIEND!

RIVETIǫ̴̻͇͎̜̺͆̈́̽͂̒̚u̶͖̩̻͙̲͑͐͜ų̶͇͚̳̱͈̩̩̅͂͆̈́̅̌̓̾͊͝ͅͅṳ̷̪̭̪̝͓̮̦̈͂̍̃͜͝͝g̷̛͚̎̓h̸̦̩̯̱͗̌͑̌͒̏į̵̜͇́̈́̓͌̅̊̄͐̏͝ͅe̷͖̱̲̺̊̈̈́̈͛̓͆̄̒̈́NG!!!

I CANT FEEL MY ARMS !!! !

[calglitchedout]

It'll pass, don't worry. This is my little corner of the woods, so to speak. Just keep calm and you'll settle back to normal.

[j7nkovich]

Hey if you want any help I could use a good excuse to go kick that bastard goat's ass.

@calglitchedout

WHERE THE FUCK ARE Ẅ̷̢̡̢̛̞̺͉͈͍̺͚́̐̋̓̈́͋̚͜͜͝Ḩ̵̯͉̦͑̐̅̍́̓̊̈́͘͜ALL YA̷̦̽͛͘T̶̳̮̤̜̰͖͇̖̘̱͇̖͂͆̐͑̀̌̈́̇̌̈̂̍̚͝OU T̶̨͍͔̪͖̠̳͉͕͓͈̠̒͛̅̔̽̆͝͝ͅH̷̡̝͙̲̟͖͛̓̀͝E̵̛͚̹̐͑̎͋̐̆̈́͋͗̊PEOPLE COMF̸̢̛̙̭̬̙̲͇̳͈̗̯̹͕̺̀̅̈́̉͆̇͝͝͝ͅŮ̴̧͕̜͖̳̤̘̗̟̫̺̳̔̀̂̈́͂́͆̾̂̑̕͜C̶͎̗̖̮̠̽̈̀̔̀͆K̴̨̡̨̙̲̎̈́̉ING FROM?!

I'M NOT EVI̴̧̺͔͎̱̼̬̟͙̳̜̓̆̊̔̇̋̅͂̎̀̂͑ͅS̶̢̮̱͈͖̣͈̃͊̽̆̉̂EN SUṔ̵̳͔̬͚̗̰͔͓̻̘̰̰͉ͅG̶̡̒̈́Ơ̸̢̧̨̠̯̳̯͇̝̝͚͍̭̰̽̎͆͘̚͝I̸̡͈̦̙̦̖͕̲̙͍̞̼̟̥͂͒͋̂͗̈̊̀̀̈́͗̃̂̚Ń̵̡̢̘̘̬̮̠̠͚͆͌̈́̑͌̀̌́̎̅͝͝͝G̴̩̗̬͊̇̑̐̏̆̀̓̔̈̄͜͠͝POSED TO INTỚ̴̢̡̛̛̹̖̪̳̝̙̼̜̼̪̹̤̹͚̲̖̒̄̒́̽͋͗̀͋̍̿́̋͌̉̂̓̎̄͂̋́͌̃̾͊̀̀̈́̄̽̍̾̂̚̕̚͠͝͝͝͝N̶̨̢̧̨̛̛̛̺̼̜̻͖̣͎̥̝̳͓͕̤͎͇͎͇̜̰̜͊̏̄͑̾̏́͛̃̃̈́͊̍̄͊̓͊̈́̈̈͆̎͒̄̇̀̽̒̔̑̇̕͘̚̕͝͝͝͠ͅN̶̨̢̧̨̛̛̛̺̼̜̻͖̣͎̥̝̳͓͕̤͎͇͎͇̜̰̜͊̏̄͑̾̏́͛̃̃̈́͊̍̄͊̓͊̈́̈̈͆̎͒̄̇̀̽̒̔̑̇̕͘̚̕͝͝͝͠ͅERFERE THIS MUCH WITH A UNIVERSE!

II̸̧̳͚̫̦͕̺͎̼̪͙̒̊̈́͂̈̕ ̸̧̗̝̣̺͍̺̳̙̤̣̳͍͑̓̃͒̃̽͂͋͗̎̕͠D̴̨̨̠̠̖͈̥̰͎̤͇̊̏͜Ǫ̶̠̗̤̞̟̈̅̀̍̿Ņ̶̨̤̺̳̪͍̖̪͎̬͙̣́̿̽́̀̚͜͝T̸͕̉̍͛͌̾̑̎̊̀̐̎͛͝ͅ ̷͓͉̞̹̦͍̱̦̮̼̿͌͒͊̿͊̍̿́̔̀͝ DON'TI̸̧̳͚̫̦͕̺͎̼̪͙̒̊̈́͂̈̕ ̸̧̗̝̣̺͍̺̳̙̤̣̳͍͑̓̃͒̃̽͂͋͗̎̕͠D̴̨̨̠̠̖͈̥̰͎̤͇̊̏͜Ǫ̶̠̗̤̞̟̈̅̀̍̿Ņ̶̨̤̺̳̪͍̖̪͎̬͙̣́̿̽́̀̚͜͝T̸͕̉̍͛͌̾̑̎̊̀̐̎͛͝ͅ ̷͓͉̞̹̦͍̱̦̮̼̿͌͒͊̿͊̍̿́̔̀͝Ḵ̸̨̨̠̥͈̯̱͎̼̰̓̄̐͜Ń̶̛͉͇́͠͝O̸̢̠̠̣͇̳͕̐̇̐̀̊̑̊̌̿̑̈́̄̈́̋͘W̵̮̉̾͊͐͝ ̵̛̲̟͓͎̼̟͎͔̆͗̾̄̈́͛̉̒̅W̸̱̥̭̿͋̈̽͆Ĥ̸̜̱̩̠̦͒͒̆̿̊̓͛́̐̍̽̂̚͜͝Õ̴̙͎̬͈̬̭͕̀̍́̽̎̌͊͒̇͘͝KNOW WHO YOU ARE ̸̝̝̃̓̃̀̍̈́̑͆̚͠͠Ȳ̶̛̬̄͋̓̏͒̃̈́̅̕͝Ō̴͎̞͚̾U̸̢͓͖̹̣̯͎̘̙̤̯̪̿̆́̈̀̕ ̶̘̃͛̒͘Ą̴̲͈̘̩̞̻̈́̊̈́̚͝R̴̡̻̳͓̞̱̩̱̠̫͈͎͋͜ͅͅĘ̵̡̛̛̭̣̩̳͕̟̺̈́̍̆̆̓̍̈̓̐,̶͍̝̫̺̮̙͔̲̳̰̲͔͈̯͕̎̒̐͌̑̚ ̷̢̡̨̫̮̤̘̗̲͉̀̽̽͊̏̊̊̀̏́̅̾́͠͝B̷̢͖́͒͛́̾̚Ų̵̣̳̀̌̒̉̆̎̉́̏͂̑̑̈́T̶̛͉͎͊̓͊̀̀-̸̡̢̹̬̪̠̬̘̜̥̔̂̓̈́̋̇̈́̿͘͠͝-̸̢̧̡̪͕̥͍͔͎͚͉͕͔͕̊̈́̓̏͌̊̑͘͘͠͠ , BUT--

IĨ̷̧̧̜̫̰̯̜̝̖̺̻̜̘̜͂̓͌͆̉̚ͅḮ̸̦̝͖̣͔͌̐̏͒̉̀̇̈́̕Ỉ̸̧̡̹͉̣̟͖͖͚͛̾͊͜Í̵̺͎͍̘̦͙̪͙̻̱̗͍̦̹̑̕Ì̸̛͙͓̖͚͙̗̌͋͗͋̅̀I̴̜͉̲̟̯͕̟̘̝͓̖͓̓̈͛̀͜Ḯ̶̺͙̲̣̥̮̩͕̦͑̌̔̽̿̾̉͒̐̅I̵̡̛͓̼͔̳̒̎̋̋̚Î̴̧̧̬̜̟̞̙͕͇̮̯͇̈̈̐́̈̊̉̽̿̈́͜''''m ok.

Well there, my dear friend! If you'd like to help me and my buddies out of this here sticky situation,

You're more than welcome to! Thank you for yog̸̢̛̩̟͍̣͉͓̱̅͆̀͗͊̽̊̒͊̅̚l̷̡̢̡̬̱̪̬̬̥̹̣̽̓̈͊́́͌͐̈́̓̔̒͛̕͘͜͜i̸̖̖̿͒̿͋͒̀͊̚͝t̶̛̙̳̮͚̱̱͍̲̩̮̝̦̑̿CHur interferenceP̴̛̬̪̑̎́̊̓̅̋̍͒̈́́̍͜͝È̵̙̮͇͖̞̗̖̔̋̂̿̎̌̾R̵̲̼͔͙̍́́͗͝Ŕ̷̡͍̲̣́͒͆͐̓̕Ỳ̷̨͈̦̤̲̭͙̖̯͕̻̘͕͛̐̂̈́͑, b̶͓͈̲̝̺̻̮̤̗͚̃̂̇C̶̨̳̪̖̱̺̥͎̮̮͗̉̊̒͌̂́̋̋̚͘͠À̷͉̍̓̒̃̑͜L̷̦̻͛̽͑̉̇̆̉͂uddy!B̸̧̛̰̗͚̗̳͓͈̞̜̺̩͉͓̔̍̊̃͐̽̀̌͐̀̚R̷̛͖̘͉͕͎̮̪͙̓̂̓͒́̒̏̀̄͗̚͘͠Ä̷̫̼̠͓̫͈̺̰̜̦̗́͊͊̏̆̔̈́͂̍͜͝͝ͅD̵̡̛͖̹̖̞̺͕̦̮͈̯͔͌̊̍̽͂̈̀̄͘Y̸̛͓̙̬͐̀̆͂̑̈̀́͛̃̉

The help is definitely appreciated (And needed, that goat's got alot more up its sleeve than I was ever expecting!)

It's good to see we've got Ş̷̛̱̳͈̻̘͚̭̖̺̤͔͌̇̍̇̓͛͜Ǫ̶̨̨̢͓̭̰̜̹͉̥͖̼̤̠̅͊͆̊͋͘ ̶̧͍̯̠͕̫̤̩͙̫͓̼́̈́̾̌͑̅̈́̀͘͜͝M̷̡̨̧͇͉̯̘̪̰̙̰̻̤͂Å̶̢̡̤̲̣̙̦̥̯̠̹͖̿̅̓͋̿̕̚̕N̶̡̛̪̲̘̖͇̤̮̲̦̈́͌̏̍̊̉͛͑͝Y̸̛̫̫̬̞̖̰͎̙̳̻͈̟̔̆͒͊͐̍͒̑̇̿̋̾͜͠ So manyPeople he rewillingtohelp!

I think this box is doing weird things to my brain. I don't know if it's built for someone like m̵͕̯̲͛̇̈̄͝ȇ̵̼̮̱̖͕̝̫̓̀́̊̓̈́͗̕̕͠ ̶̨̱͉̦̦̺̱̦̟̊̉͂̾́̅̃̓̀͒̋̚M̶̹̘͍͓͒͗E̷̡̜̣͉̳͚̊̄̄̈́̌́͐͐̎̉̊͘͝͝͝ ̴̨̧͙̦͔͓̺̺̠̺͌̆͋̾͛͊̑͗͘̚M̶̡̤̜͖̫͚͔͓̜̙͍̭̈͐̃̔̀̽̀̀̄̂̆̕̚̚̚͜͜ͅḚ̴̗̦͗ ̴̧̠̯̼͚̅̇̈͌͒͘͜M̸̲̮̩̦͓͍̗̗͚̒̄̾͜͝E̸̺̽̉̾̐̎̅̀͛̑̊̔͜Mem̵͕̯̲͛̇̈̄͝ȇ̵̼̮̱̖͕̝̫̓̀́̊̓̈́͗̕̕͠ ̶̨̱͉̦̦̺̱̦̟̊̉͂̾́̅̃̓̀͒̋̚M̶̹̘͍͓͒͗E̷̡̜̣͉̳͚̊̄̄̈́̌́͐͐̎̉̊͘͝͝͝ ̴̨̧͙̦͔͓̺̺̠̺͌̆͋̾͛͊̑͗͘̚M̶̡̤̜͖̫͚͔͓̜̙͍̭̈͐̃̔̀̽̀̀̄̂̆̕̚̚̚͜͜ͅḚ̴̗̦͗ ̴̧̠̯̼͚̅̇̈͌͒͘͜M̸̲̮̩̦͓͍̗̗͚̒̄̾͜͝E̸̺̽̉̾̐̎̅̀͛̑̊̔͜. me.Myheadfeelsall fuzzy.WhatwasIsayingagain?vvv

Was I angry?

Oh, hey there!!! You're here to help? That's dope dude!!!!! Man, I'm so happy so many people are here to help me and my friend outta here!!!!

[calglitchedout]

....dear Lord okay.

Uh yeah just take my hand I'll get ya out of here and handle Tinks.

[j7nkovich]

OKAY sorry for i don't know w

i don'[t think this place is built to host entities that werent supposed to

here in the first place.

this has never happened before, i didn't know it COULD-- but then again i've never been trapped in a foreign universe, so i shouldve probably been more careful....ｔｔｈａｎｋ ｙｏｕｎ ｎｋ ｙｏｕy̸͓̅͜ó̴̧͈͕͎̗̳̟̺̙͎̄͆̂̽̂ú̵̮̭̤͜

thank you :(

[calglitchedout]

You're welcome bud. It's okay. We'll get you out of here.

[Blue static pools out of their hand, covering both parties. For a moment, it's as if floating in air before their feet find solid ground once more. As the static disperses, they find themselves in a place covered in the static, all humming in a mechanical melody faint enough to just barely hear.]

[calglitchedout]

NVM IF YOU GOT MY LAST ASK IT DID SEND MY TUMBLRS JUST HAVING A STROKE

Yeah I've been there. Sometimes Tumblr loves to trick you into thinking something didn't send.

[calglitchedout]

DUDE I TRIED TO REPLY TO UR INBOX AND MY ENTIRE TUMBLR GLITCHED OUT AND NOW I CANT REPLY TO IT IM GOING TO START EATING THE WALLS IM SO SORRY

You're all good lol

[j7nkovich]

Hey if you want any help I could use a good excuse to go kick that bastard goat's ass.

@calglitchedout

WHERE THE FUCK ARE Ẅ̷̢̡̢̛̞̺͉͈͍̺͚́̐̋̓̈́͋̚͜͜͝Ḩ̵̯͉̦͑̐̅̍́̓̊̈́͘͜ALL YA̷̦̽͛͘T̶̳̮̤̜̰͖͇̖̘̱͇̖͂͆̐͑̀̌̈́̇̌̈̂̍̚͝OU T̶̨͍͔̪͖̠̳͉͕͓͈̠̒͛̅̔̽̆͝͝ͅH̷̡̝͙̲̟͖͛̓̀͝E̵̛͚̹̐͑̎͋̐̆̈́͋͗̊PEOPLE COMF̸̢̛̙̭̬̙̲͇̳͈̗̯̹͕̺̀̅̈́̉͆̇͝͝͝ͅŮ̴̧͕̜͖̳̤̘̗̟̫̺̳̔̀̂̈́͂́͆̾̂̑̕͜C̶͎̗̖̮̠̽̈̀̔̀͆K̴̨̡̨̙̲̎̈́̉ING FROM?!

I'M NOT EVI̴̧̺͔͎̱̼̬̟͙̳̜̓̆̊̔̇̋̅͂̎̀̂͑ͅS̶̢̮̱͈͖̣͈̃͊̽̆̉̂EN SUṔ̵̳͔̬͚̗̰͔͓̻̘̰̰͉ͅG̶̡̒̈́Ơ̸̢̧̨̠̯̳̯͇̝̝͚͍̭̰̽̎͆͘̚͝I̸̡͈̦̙̦̖͕̲̙͍̞̼̟̥͂͒͋̂͗̈̊̀̀̈́͗̃̂̚Ń̵̡̢̘̘̬̮̠̠͚͆͌̈́̑͌̀̌́̎̅͝͝͝G̴̩̗̬͊̇̑̐̏̆̀̓̔̈̄͜͠͝POSED TO INTỚ̴̢̡̛̛̹̖̪̳̝̙̼̜̼̪̹̤̹͚̲̖̒̄̒́̽͋͗̀͋̍̿́̋͌̉̂̓̎̄͂̋́͌̃̾͊̀̀̈́̄̽̍̾̂̚̕̚͠͝͝͝͝N̶̨̢̧̨̛̛̛̺̼̜̻͖̣͎̥̝̳͓͕̤͎͇͎͇̜̰̜͊̏̄͑̾̏́͛̃̃̈́͊̍̄͊̓͊̈́̈̈͆̎͒̄̇̀̽̒̔̑̇̕͘̚̕͝͝͝͠ͅN̶̨̢̧̨̛̛̛̺̼̜̻͖̣͎̥̝̳͓͕̤͎͇͎͇̜̰̜͊̏̄͑̾̏́͛̃̃̈́͊̍̄͊̓͊̈́̈̈͆̎͒̄̇̀̽̒̔̑̇̕͘̚̕͝͝͝͠ͅERFERE THIS MUCH WITH A UNIVERSE!

II̸̧̳͚̫̦͕̺͎̼̪͙̒̊̈́͂̈̕ ̸̧̗̝̣̺͍̺̳̙̤̣̳͍͑̓̃͒̃̽͂͋͗̎̕͠D̴̨̨̠̠̖͈̥̰͎̤͇̊̏͜Ǫ̶̠̗̤̞̟̈̅̀̍̿Ņ̶̨̤̺̳̪͍̖̪͎̬͙̣́̿̽́̀̚͜͝T̸͕̉̍͛͌̾̑̎̊̀̐̎͛͝ͅ ̷͓͉̞̹̦͍̱̦̮̼̿͌͒͊̿͊̍̿́̔̀͝ DON'TI̸̧̳͚̫̦͕̺͎̼̪͙̒̊̈́͂̈̕ ̸̧̗̝̣̺͍̺̳̙̤̣̳͍͑̓̃͒̃̽͂͋͗̎̕͠D̴̨̨̠̠̖͈̥̰͎̤͇̊̏͜Ǫ̶̠̗̤̞̟̈̅̀̍̿Ņ̶̨̤̺̳̪͍̖̪͎̬͙̣́̿̽́̀̚͜͝T̸͕̉̍͛͌̾̑̎̊̀̐̎͛͝ͅ ̷͓͉̞̹̦͍̱̦̮̼̿͌͒͊̿͊̍̿́̔̀͝Ḵ̸̨̨̠̥͈̯̱͎̼̰̓̄̐͜Ń̶̛͉͇́͠͝O̸̢̠̠̣͇̳͕̐̇̐̀̊̑̊̌̿̑̈́̄̈́̋͘W̵̮̉̾͊͐͝ ̵̛̲̟͓͎̼̟͎͔̆͗̾̄̈́͛̉̒̅W̸̱̥̭̿͋̈̽͆Ĥ̸̜̱̩̠̦͒͒̆̿̊̓͛́̐̍̽̂̚͜͝Õ̴̙͎̬͈̬̭͕̀̍́̽̎̌͊͒̇͘͝KNOW WHO YOU ARE ̸̝̝̃̓̃̀̍̈́̑͆̚͠͠Ȳ̶̛̬̄͋̓̏͒̃̈́̅̕͝Ō̴͎̞͚̾U̸̢͓͖̹̣̯͎̘̙̤̯̪̿̆́̈̀̕ ̶̘̃͛̒͘Ą̴̲͈̘̩̞̻̈́̊̈́̚͝R̴̡̻̳͓̞̱̩̱̠̫͈͎͋͜ͅͅĘ̵̡̛̛̭̣̩̳͕̟̺̈́̍̆̆̓̍̈̓̐,̶͍̝̫̺̮̙͔̲̳̰̲͔͈̯͕̎̒̐͌̑̚ ̷̢̡̨̫̮̤̘̗̲͉̀̽̽͊̏̊̊̀̏́̅̾́͠͝B̷̢͖́͒͛́̾̚Ų̵̣̳̀̌̒̉̆̎̉́̏͂̑̑̈́T̶̛͉͎͊̓͊̀̀-̸̡̢̹̬̪̠̬̘̜̥̔̂̓̈́̋̇̈́̿͘͠͝-̸̢̧̡̪͕̥͍͔͎͚͉͕͔͕̊̈́̓̏͌̊̑͘͘͠͠ , BUT--

IĨ̷̧̧̜̫̰̯̜̝̖̺̻̜̘̜͂̓͌͆̉̚ͅḮ̸̦̝͖̣͔͌̐̏͒̉̀̇̈́̕Ỉ̸̧̡̹͉̣̟͖͖͚͛̾͊͜Í̵̺͎͍̘̦͙̪͙̻̱̗͍̦̹̑̕Ì̸̛͙͓̖͚͙̗̌͋͗͋̅̀I̴̜͉̲̟̯͕̟̘̝͓̖͓̓̈͛̀͜Ḯ̶̺͙̲̣̥̮̩͕̦͑̌̔̽̿̾̉͒̐̅I̵̡̛͓̼͔̳̒̎̋̋̚Î̴̧̧̬̜̟̞̙͕͇̮̯͇̈̈̐́̈̊̉̽̿̈́͜''''m ok.

Well there, my dear friend! If you'd like to help me and my buddies out of this here sticky situation,

You're more than welcome to! Thank you for yog̸̢̛̩̟͍̣͉͓̱̅͆̀͗͊̽̊̒͊̅̚l̷̡̢̡̬̱̪̬̬̥̹̣̽̓̈͊́́͌͐̈́̓̔̒͛̕͘͜͜i̸̖̖̿͒̿͋͒̀͊̚͝t̶̛̙̳̮͚̱̱͍̲̩̮̝̦̑̿CHur interferenceP̴̛̬̪̑̎́̊̓̅̋̍͒̈́́̍͜͝È̵̙̮͇͖̞̗̖̔̋̂̿̎̌̾R̵̲̼͔͙̍́́͗͝Ŕ̷̡͍̲̣́͒͆͐̓̕Ỳ̷̨͈̦̤̲̭͙̖̯͕̻̘͕͛̐̂̈́͑, b̶͓͈̲̝̺̻̮̤̗͚̃̂̇C̶̨̳̪̖̱̺̥͎̮̮͗̉̊̒͌̂́̋̋̚͘͠À̷͉̍̓̒̃̑͜L̷̦̻͛̽͑̉̇̆̉͂uddy!B̸̧̛̰̗͚̗̳͓͈̞̜̺̩͉͓̔̍̊̃͐̽̀̌͐̀̚R̷̛͖̘͉͕͎̮̪͙̓̂̓͒́̒̏̀̄͗̚͘͠Ä̷̫̼̠͓̫͈̺̰̜̦̗́͊͊̏̆̔̈́͂̍͜͝͝ͅD̵̡̛͖̹̖̞̺͕̦̮͈̯͔͌̊̍̽͂̈̀̄͘Y̸̛͓̙̬͐̀̆͂̑̈̀́͛̃̉

The help is definitely appreciated (And needed, that goat's got alot more up its sleeve than I was ever expecting!)

It's good to see we've got Ş̷̛̱̳͈̻̘͚̭̖̺̤͔͌̇̍̇̓͛͜Ǫ̶̨̨̢͓̭̰̜̹͉̥͖̼̤̠̅͊͆̊͋͘ ̶̧͍̯̠͕̫̤̩͙̫͓̼́̈́̾̌͑̅̈́̀͘͜͝M̷̡̨̧͇͉̯̘̪̰̙̰̻̤͂Å̶̢̡̤̲̣̙̦̥̯̠̹͖̿̅̓͋̿̕̚̕N̶̡̛̪̲̘̖͇̤̮̲̦̈́͌̏̍̊̉͛͑͝Y̸̛̫̫̬̞̖̰͎̙̳̻͈̟̔̆͒͊͐̍͒̑̇̿̋̾͜͠ So manyPeople he rewillingtohelp!

I think this box is doing weird things to my brain. I don't know if it's built for someone like m̵͕̯̲͛̇̈̄͝ȇ̵̼̮̱̖͕̝̫̓̀́̊̓̈́͗̕̕͠ ̶̨̱͉̦̦̺̱̦̟̊̉͂̾́̅̃̓̀͒̋̚M̶̹̘͍͓͒͗E̷̡̜̣͉̳͚̊̄̄̈́̌́͐͐̎̉̊͘͝͝͝ ̴̨̧͙̦͔͓̺̺̠̺͌̆͋̾͛͊̑͗͘̚M̶̡̤̜͖̫͚͔͓̜̙͍̭̈͐̃̔̀̽̀̀̄̂̆̕̚̚̚͜͜ͅḚ̴̗̦͗ ̴̧̠̯̼͚̅̇̈͌͒͘͜M̸̲̮̩̦͓͍̗̗͚̒̄̾͜͝E̸̺̽̉̾̐̎̅̀͛̑̊̔͜Mem̵͕̯̲͛̇̈̄͝ȇ̵̼̮̱̖͕̝̫̓̀́̊̓̈́͗̕̕͠ ̶̨̱͉̦̦̺̱̦̟̊̉͂̾́̅̃̓̀͒̋̚M̶̹̘͍͓͒͗E̷̡̜̣͉̳͚̊̄̄̈́̌́͐͐̎̉̊͘͝͝͝ ̴̨̧͙̦͔͓̺̺̠̺͌̆͋̾͛͊̑͗͘̚M̶̡̤̜͖̫͚͔͓̜̙͍̭̈͐̃̔̀̽̀̀̄̂̆̕̚̚̚͜͜ͅḚ̴̗̦͗ ̴̧̠̯̼͚̅̇̈͌͒͘͜M̸̲̮̩̦͓͍̗̗͚̒̄̾͜͝E̸̺̽̉̾̐̎̅̀͛̑̊̔͜. me.Myheadfeelsall fuzzy.WhatwasIsayingagain?vvv

Was I angry?

Oh, hey there!!! You're here to help? That's dope dude!!!!! Man, I'm so happy so many people are here to help me and my friend outta here!!!!

[calglitchedout]

....dear Lord okay.

Uh yeah just take my hand I'll get ya out of here and handle Tinks.

[calglitchedout]

*when the glitch wakes up they find that slinky has moved to be on top of andy, trying to dig into his arm*

( @a-little-ragdolly )

Oh, no, buddy, you're gonna rip him.

[calglitchedout]

[Glitch chuckles.]

Come on. Let's go.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*andy follows glitch, heading towards pinebrook*

[calglitchedout]

[Glitch roams the streets, checking if Slinky shows any recognition at any of the houses.]

[a-little-ragdolly]

*once they get closer to one of the houses slinky starts squeaking nervously, tail fluffing up*

[calglitchedout]

Is that it?

[a-little-ragdolly]

probably…

[calglitchedout]

...you take Slinky home. I'll head in and you can meet up once it's settled.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*he nods, reaching up to pet slinky as he heads home*

[calglitchedout]

[Glitch walks up to the front door, knocking on it.]

[a-little-ragdolly]

*a man in a suit answers*

can i help you?

[calglitchedout]

Hi, I recently found a ferret, and the return address said here.

[a-little-ragdolly]

i don’t own a ferret

*he’s absolutely certain he scratched that address out*

[calglitchedout]

Does someone else in your household do?

[a-little-ragdolly]

*glitch can see a younger girl sitting on top of the stairs inside the house, eavesdropping in on the conversation*

no.

[calglitchedout]

That's a shame. It's real friendly. I'm sure whoever lost it is missing it terribly.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*the girl shrinks into herself slightly*

i’m sure they are.

[calglitchedout]

If you hear of anyone missing a ferret, would you mind giving them my number?

[a-little-ragdolly]

…sure

[calglitchedout]

Thank you. Have a good day sir.

[a-little-ragdolly]

you too

*a few minutes later glitch’s phone rings*

[calglitchedout]

[Glitch answers.]

Hello?

[a-little-ragdolly]

you said to call you? about the ferret?

[calglitchedout]

I'm assuming you're the kid on the stairs?

[a-little-ragdolly]

*she nods and quickly realizes glitch can’t see her*

yeah

[calglitchedout]

Let's start with you explaining how it got out in the first place.

[a-little-ragdolly]

i…

…it’s not safe here for it anymore. dad scratched it’s tag up ages ago, he wanted it to run away on its own. i was the one who took it out to the forest

you said you found it? is it okay?

[calglitchedout]

It's in a nice loving home now.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*she lets out a breath in relief*

good…that’s good

[calglitchedout]

Is anyone else in your house in danger?

[a-little-ragdolly]

*there’s a lack of response from the girl for a moment*

i don’t… i don’t think so…

[calglitchedout]

You hesitated.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*she isn’t sure how to respond to that*

[calglitchedout]

Kid, are you safe in that house?

[a-little-ragdolly]

…i don’t know

[calglitchedout]

I have a friend who can help, if you're not.

[a-little-ragdolly]

who?

[calglitchedout]

His name is Duke. He helps kids in tricky situations.

[a-little-ragdolly]

ok… um… thank you

[calglitchedout]

You're welcome. What's your name, kid?

[a-little-ragdolly]

cass

[calglitchedout]

Nice to meet you, Cass. My name is Glitch.

[a-little-ragdolly]

nice to meet you too

[calglitchedout]

I'm gonna talk to my friend, okay. Maybe I'll see you around.

[a-little-ragdolly]

okay. thank you for helping glitch

[calglitchedout]

Don't mention it.

[Glitch hangs up and heads back to the cabin.]

[a-little-ragdolly]

*andy’s sitting next to slinky’s spot, where the ferret is happily digging*

[calglitchedout]

Things are unfortunately more complicated than we thought. The kid who had Slinky seems decent, but her dad is a piece of shit.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*he hums*

c’n me an’ perry play with him?

[calglitchedout]

I gotta talk to Duke first. The kid complicates things unfortunately. Once she's settled somewhere, you can play with him all you want.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*he huffs, upset he has to wait. the promise of getting to play with a new toy does seem to improve his mood though*

[calglitchedout]

In the meantime you can get Slinky acclimated to living here more.

[calglitchedout]

*when the glitch wakes up they find that slinky has moved to be on top of andy, trying to dig into his arm*

( @a-little-ragdolly )

Oh, no, buddy, you're gonna rip him.

[calglitchedout]

[Glitch chuckles.]

Come on. Let's go.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*andy follows glitch, heading towards pinebrook*

[calglitchedout]

[Glitch roams the streets, checking if Slinky shows any recognition at any of the houses.]

[a-little-ragdolly]

*once they get closer to one of the houses slinky starts squeaking nervously, tail fluffing up*

[calglitchedout]

Is that it?

[a-little-ragdolly]

probably…

[calglitchedout]

...you take Slinky home. I'll head in and you can meet up once it's settled.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*he nods, reaching up to pet slinky as he heads home*

[calglitchedout]

[Glitch walks up to the front door, knocking on it.]

[a-little-ragdolly]

*a man in a suit answers*

can i help you?

[calglitchedout]

Hi, I recently found a ferret, and the return address said here.

[a-little-ragdolly]

i don’t own a ferret

*he’s absolutely certain he scratched that address out*

[calglitchedout]

Does someone else in your household do?

[a-little-ragdolly]

*glitch can see a younger girl sitting on top of the stairs inside the house, eavesdropping in on the conversation*

no.

[calglitchedout]

That's a shame. It's real friendly. I'm sure whoever lost it is missing it terribly.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*the girl shrinks into herself slightly*

i’m sure they are.

[calglitchedout]

If you hear of anyone missing a ferret, would you mind giving them my number?

[a-little-ragdolly]

…sure

[calglitchedout]

Thank you. Have a good day sir.

[a-little-ragdolly]

you too

*a few minutes later glitch’s phone rings*

[calglitchedout]

[Glitch answers.]

Hello?

[a-little-ragdolly]

you said to call you? about the ferret?

[calglitchedout]

I'm assuming you're the kid on the stairs?

[a-little-ragdolly]

*she nods and quickly realizes glitch can’t see her*

yeah

[calglitchedout]

Let's start with you explaining how it got out in the first place.

[a-little-ragdolly]

i…

…it’s not safe here for it anymore. dad scratched it’s tag up ages ago, he wanted it to run away on its own. i was the one who took it out to the forest

you said you found it? is it okay?

[calglitchedout]

It's in a nice loving home now.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*she lets out a breath in relief*

good…that’s good

[calglitchedout]

Is anyone else in your house in danger?

[a-little-ragdolly]

*there’s a lack of response from the girl for a moment*

i don’t… i don’t think so…

[calglitchedout]

You hesitated.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*she isn’t sure how to respond to that*

[calglitchedout]

Kid, are you safe in that house?

[a-little-ragdolly]

…i don’t know

[calglitchedout]

I have a friend who can help, if you're not.

[a-little-ragdolly]

who?

[calglitchedout]

His name is Duke. He helps kids in tricky situations.

[a-little-ragdolly]

ok… um… thank you

[calglitchedout]

You're welcome. What's your name, kid?

[a-little-ragdolly]

cass

[calglitchedout]

Nice to meet you, Cass. My name is Glitch.

[a-little-ragdolly]

nice to meet you too

[calglitchedout]

I'm gonna talk to my friend, okay. Maybe I'll see you around.

[a-little-ragdolly]

okay. thank you for helping glitch

[calglitchedout]

Don't mention it.

[Glitch hangs up and heads back to the cabin.]

[a-little-ragdolly]

*andy’s sitting next to slinky’s spot, where the ferret is happily digging*

[calglitchedout]

Things are unfortunately more complicated than we thought. The kid who had Slinky seems decent, but her dad is a piece of shit.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*he hums*

c’n me an’ perry play with him?

[calglitchedout]

I gotta talk to Duke first. The kid complicates things unfortunately. Once she's settled somewhere, you can play with him all you want.

[calglitchedout]

*when the glitch wakes up they find that slinky has moved to be on top of andy, trying to dig into his arm*

( @a-little-ragdolly )

Oh, no, buddy, you're gonna rip him.

[calglitchedout]

[Glitch chuckles.]

Come on. Let's go.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*andy follows glitch, heading towards pinebrook*

[calglitchedout]

[Glitch roams the streets, checking if Slinky shows any recognition at any of the houses.]

[a-little-ragdolly]

*once they get closer to one of the houses slinky starts squeaking nervously, tail fluffing up*

[calglitchedout]

Is that it?

[a-little-ragdolly]

probably…

[calglitchedout]

...you take Slinky home. I'll head in and you can meet up once it's settled.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*he nods, reaching up to pet slinky as he heads home*

[calglitchedout]

[Glitch walks up to the front door, knocking on it.]

[a-little-ragdolly]

*a man in a suit answers*

can i help you?

[calglitchedout]

Hi, I recently found a ferret, and the return address said here.

[a-little-ragdolly]

i don’t own a ferret

*he’s absolutely certain he scratched that address out*

[calglitchedout]

Does someone else in your household do?

[a-little-ragdolly]

*glitch can see a younger girl sitting on top of the stairs inside the house, eavesdropping in on the conversation*

no.

[calglitchedout]

That's a shame. It's real friendly. I'm sure whoever lost it is missing it terribly.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*the girl shrinks into herself slightly*

i’m sure they are.

[calglitchedout]

If you hear of anyone missing a ferret, would you mind giving them my number?

[a-little-ragdolly]

…sure

[calglitchedout]

Thank you. Have a good day sir.

[a-little-ragdolly]

you too

*a few minutes later glitch’s phone rings*

[calglitchedout]

[Glitch answers.]

Hello?

[a-little-ragdolly]

you said to call you? about the ferret?

[calglitchedout]

I'm assuming you're the kid on the stairs?

[a-little-ragdolly]

*she nods and quickly realizes glitch can’t see her*

yeah

[calglitchedout]

Let's start with you explaining how it got out in the first place.

[a-little-ragdolly]

i…

…it’s not safe here for it anymore. dad scratched it’s tag up ages ago, he wanted it to run away on its own. i was the one who took it out to the forest

you said you found it? is it okay?

[calglitchedout]

It's in a nice loving home now.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*she lets out a breath in relief*

good…that’s good

[calglitchedout]

Is anyone else in your house in danger?

[a-little-ragdolly]

*there’s a lack of response from the girl for a moment*

i don’t… i don’t think so…

[calglitchedout]

You hesitated.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*she isn’t sure how to respond to that*

[calglitchedout]

Kid, are you safe in that house?

[a-little-ragdolly]

…i don’t know

[calglitchedout]

I have a friend who can help, if you're not.

[a-little-ragdolly]

who?

[calglitchedout]

His name is Duke. He helps kids in tricky situations.

[a-little-ragdolly]

ok… um… thank you

[calglitchedout]

You're welcome. What's your name, kid?

[a-little-ragdolly]

cass

[calglitchedout]

Nice to meet you, Cass. My name is Glitch.

[a-little-ragdolly]

nice to meet you too

[calglitchedout]

I'm gonna talk to my friend, okay. Maybe I'll see you around.

[a-little-ragdolly]

okay. thank you for helping glitch

[calglitchedout]

Don't mention it.

[Glitch hangs up and heads back to the cabin.]

[a-little-ragdolly]

*andy’s sitting next to slinky’s spot, where the ferret is happily digging*

[calglitchedout]

Things are unfortunately more complicated than we thought. The kid who had Slinky seems decent, but her dad is a piece of shit.

[calglitchedout]

*when the glitch wakes up they find that slinky has moved to be on top of andy, trying to dig into his arm*

( @a-little-ragdolly )

Oh, no, buddy, you're gonna rip him.

[calglitchedout]

[Glitch chuckles.]

Come on. Let's go.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*andy follows glitch, heading towards pinebrook*

[calglitchedout]

[Glitch roams the streets, checking if Slinky shows any recognition at any of the houses.]

[a-little-ragdolly]

*once they get closer to one of the houses slinky starts squeaking nervously, tail fluffing up*

[calglitchedout]

Is that it?

[a-little-ragdolly]

probably…

[calglitchedout]

...you take Slinky home. I'll head in and you can meet up once it's settled.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*he nods, reaching up to pet slinky as he heads home*

[calglitchedout]

[Glitch walks up to the front door, knocking on it.]

[a-little-ragdolly]

*a man in a suit answers*

can i help you?

[calglitchedout]

Hi, I recently found a ferret, and the return address said here.

[a-little-ragdolly]

i don’t own a ferret

*he’s absolutely certain he scratched that address out*

[calglitchedout]

Does someone else in your household do?

[a-little-ragdolly]

*glitch can see a younger girl sitting on top of the stairs inside the house, eavesdropping in on the conversation*

no.

[calglitchedout]

That's a shame. It's real friendly. I'm sure whoever lost it is missing it terribly.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*the girl shrinks into herself slightly*

i’m sure they are.

[calglitchedout]

If you hear of anyone missing a ferret, would you mind giving them my number?

[a-little-ragdolly]

…sure

[calglitchedout]

Thank you. Have a good day sir.

[a-little-ragdolly]

you too

*a few minutes later glitch’s phone rings*

[calglitchedout]

[Glitch answers.]

Hello?

[a-little-ragdolly]

you said to call you? about the ferret?

[calglitchedout]

I'm assuming you're the kid on the stairs?

[a-little-ragdolly]

*she nods and quickly realizes glitch can’t see her*

yeah

[calglitchedout]

Let's start with you explaining how it got out in the first place.

[a-little-ragdolly]

i…

…it’s not safe here for it anymore. dad scratched it’s tag up ages ago, he wanted it to run away on its own. i was the one who took it out to the forest

you said you found it? is it okay?

[calglitchedout]

It's in a nice loving home now.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*she lets out a breath in relief*

good…that’s good

[calglitchedout]

Is anyone else in your house in danger?

[a-little-ragdolly]

*there’s a lack of response from the girl for a moment*

i don’t… i don’t think so…

[calglitchedout]

You hesitated.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*she isn’t sure how to respond to that*

[calglitchedout]

Kid, are you safe in that house?

[a-little-ragdolly]

…i don’t know

[calglitchedout]

I have a friend who can help, if you're not.

[a-little-ragdolly]

who?

[calglitchedout]

His name is Duke. He helps kids in tricky situations.

[a-little-ragdolly]

ok… um… thank you

[calglitchedout]

You're welcome. What's your name, kid?

[a-little-ragdolly]

cass

[calglitchedout]

Nice to meet you, Cass. My name is Glitch.

[a-little-ragdolly]

nice to meet you too

[calglitchedout]

I'm gonna talk to my friend, okay. Maybe I'll see you around.

[a-little-ragdolly]

okay. thank you for helping glitch

[calglitchedout]

Don't mention it.

[Glitch hangs up and heads back to the cabin.]

[calglitchedout]

*when the glitch wakes up they find that slinky has moved to be on top of andy, trying to dig into his arm*

( @a-little-ragdolly )

Oh, no, buddy, you're gonna rip him.

[calglitchedout]

[Glitch chuckles.]

Come on. Let's go.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*andy follows glitch, heading towards pinebrook*

[calglitchedout]

[Glitch roams the streets, checking if Slinky shows any recognition at any of the houses.]

[a-little-ragdolly]

*once they get closer to one of the houses slinky starts squeaking nervously, tail fluffing up*

[calglitchedout]

Is that it?

[a-little-ragdolly]

probably…

[calglitchedout]

...you take Slinky home. I'll head in and you can meet up once it's settled.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*he nods, reaching up to pet slinky as he heads home*

[calglitchedout]

[Glitch walks up to the front door, knocking on it.]

[a-little-ragdolly]

*a man in a suit answers*

can i help you?

[calglitchedout]

Hi, I recently found a ferret, and the return address said here.

[a-little-ragdolly]

i don’t own a ferret

*he’s absolutely certain he scratched that address out*

[calglitchedout]

Does someone else in your household do?

[a-little-ragdolly]

*glitch can see a younger girl sitting on top of the stairs inside the house, eavesdropping in on the conversation*

no.

[calglitchedout]

That's a shame. It's real friendly. I'm sure whoever lost it is missing it terribly.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*the girl shrinks into herself slightly*

i’m sure they are.

[calglitchedout]

If you hear of anyone missing a ferret, would you mind giving them my number?

[a-little-ragdolly]

…sure

[calglitchedout]

Thank you. Have a good day sir.

[a-little-ragdolly]

you too

*a few minutes later glitch’s phone rings*

[calglitchedout]

[Glitch answers.]

Hello?

[a-little-ragdolly]

you said to call you? about the ferret?

[calglitchedout]

I'm assuming you're the kid on the stairs?

[a-little-ragdolly]

*she nods and quickly realizes glitch can’t see her*

yeah

[calglitchedout]

Let's start with you explaining how it got out in the first place.

[a-little-ragdolly]

i…

…it’s not safe here for it anymore. dad scratched it’s tag up ages ago, he wanted it to run away on its own. i was the one who took it out to the forest

you said you found it? is it okay?

[calglitchedout]

It's in a nice loving home now.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*she lets out a breath in relief*

good…that’s good

[calglitchedout]

Is anyone else in your house in danger?

[a-little-ragdolly]

*there’s a lack of response from the girl for a moment*

i don’t… i don’t think so…

[calglitchedout]

You hesitated.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*she isn’t sure how to respond to that*

[calglitchedout]

Kid, are you safe in that house?

[a-little-ragdolly]

…i don’t know

[calglitchedout]

I have a friend who can help, if you're not.

[a-little-ragdolly]

who?

[calglitchedout]

His name is Duke. He helps kids in tricky situations.

[a-little-ragdolly]

ok… um… thank you

[calglitchedout]

You're welcome. What's your name, kid?

[a-little-ragdolly]

cass

[calglitchedout]

Nice to meet you, Cass. My name is Glitch.

[a-little-ragdolly]

nice to meet you too

[calglitchedout]

I'm gonna talk to my friend, okay. Maybe I'll see you around.

[calglitchedout]

*when the glitch wakes up they find that slinky has moved to be on top of andy, trying to dig into his arm*

( @a-little-ragdolly )

Oh, no, buddy, you're gonna rip him.

[calglitchedout]

[Glitch chuckles.]

Come on. Let's go.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*andy follows glitch, heading towards pinebrook*

[calglitchedout]

[Glitch roams the streets, checking if Slinky shows any recognition at any of the houses.]

[a-little-ragdolly]

*once they get closer to one of the houses slinky starts squeaking nervously, tail fluffing up*

[calglitchedout]

Is that it?

[a-little-ragdolly]

probably…

[calglitchedout]

...you take Slinky home. I'll head in and you can meet up once it's settled.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*he nods, reaching up to pet slinky as he heads home*

[calglitchedout]

[Glitch walks up to the front door, knocking on it.]

[a-little-ragdolly]

*a man in a suit answers*

can i help you?

[calglitchedout]

Hi, I recently found a ferret, and the return address said here.

[a-little-ragdolly]

i don’t own a ferret

*he’s absolutely certain he scratched that address out*

[calglitchedout]

Does someone else in your household do?

[a-little-ragdolly]

*glitch can see a younger girl sitting on top of the stairs inside the house, eavesdropping in on the conversation*

no.

[calglitchedout]

That's a shame. It's real friendly. I'm sure whoever lost it is missing it terribly.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*the girl shrinks into herself slightly*

i’m sure they are.

[calglitchedout]

If you hear of anyone missing a ferret, would you mind giving them my number?

[a-little-ragdolly]

…sure

[calglitchedout]

Thank you. Have a good day sir.

[a-little-ragdolly]

you too

*a few minutes later glitch’s phone rings*

[calglitchedout]

[Glitch answers.]

Hello?

[a-little-ragdolly]

you said to call you? about the ferret?

[calglitchedout]

I'm assuming you're the kid on the stairs?

[a-little-ragdolly]

*she nods and quickly realizes glitch can’t see her*

yeah

[calglitchedout]

Let's start with you explaining how it got out in the first place.

[a-little-ragdolly]

i…

…it’s not safe here for it anymore. dad scratched it’s tag up ages ago, he wanted it to run away on its own. i was the one who took it out to the forest

you said you found it? is it okay?

[calglitchedout]

It's in a nice loving home now.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*she lets out a breath in relief*

good…that’s good

[calglitchedout]

Is anyone else in your house in danger?

[a-little-ragdolly]

*there’s a lack of response from the girl for a moment*

i don’t… i don’t think so…

[calglitchedout]

You hesitated.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*she isn’t sure how to respond to that*

[calglitchedout]

Kid, are you safe in that house?

[a-little-ragdolly]

…i don’t know

[calglitchedout]

I have a friend who can help, if you're not.

[a-little-ragdolly]

who?

[calglitchedout]

His name is Duke. He helps kids in tricky situations.

[a-little-ragdolly]

ok… um… thank you

[calglitchedout]

You're welcome. What's your name, kid?

[a-little-ragdolly]

cass

[calglitchedout]

Nice to meet you, Cass. My name is Glitch.

[calglitchedout]

*when the glitch wakes up they find that slinky has moved to be on top of andy, trying to dig into his arm*

( @a-little-ragdolly )

Oh, no, buddy, you're gonna rip him.

[calglitchedout]

[Glitch chuckles.]

Come on. Let's go.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*andy follows glitch, heading towards pinebrook*

[calglitchedout]

[Glitch roams the streets, checking if Slinky shows any recognition at any of the houses.]

[a-little-ragdolly]

*once they get closer to one of the houses slinky starts squeaking nervously, tail fluffing up*

[calglitchedout]

Is that it?

[a-little-ragdolly]

probably…

[calglitchedout]

...you take Slinky home. I'll head in and you can meet up once it's settled.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*he nods, reaching up to pet slinky as he heads home*

[calglitchedout]

[Glitch walks up to the front door, knocking on it.]

[a-little-ragdolly]

*a man in a suit answers*

can i help you?

[calglitchedout]

Hi, I recently found a ferret, and the return address said here.

[a-little-ragdolly]

i don’t own a ferret

*he’s absolutely certain he scratched that address out*

[calglitchedout]

Does someone else in your household do?

[a-little-ragdolly]

*glitch can see a younger girl sitting on top of the stairs inside the house, eavesdropping in on the conversation*

no.

[calglitchedout]

That's a shame. It's real friendly. I'm sure whoever lost it is missing it terribly.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*the girl shrinks into herself slightly*

i’m sure they are.

[calglitchedout]

If you hear of anyone missing a ferret, would you mind giving them my number?

[a-little-ragdolly]

…sure

[calglitchedout]

Thank you. Have a good day sir.

[a-little-ragdolly]

you too

*a few minutes later glitch’s phone rings*

[calglitchedout]

[Glitch answers.]

Hello?

[a-little-ragdolly]

you said to call you? about the ferret?

[calglitchedout]

I'm assuming you're the kid on the stairs?

[a-little-ragdolly]

*she nods and quickly realizes glitch can’t see her*

yeah

[calglitchedout]

Let's start with you explaining how it got out in the first place.

[a-little-ragdolly]

i…

…it’s not safe here for it anymore. dad scratched it’s tag up ages ago, he wanted it to run away on its own. i was the one who took it out to the forest

you said you found it? is it okay?

[calglitchedout]

It's in a nice loving home now.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*she lets out a breath in relief*

good…that’s good

[calglitchedout]

Is anyone else in your house in danger?

[a-little-ragdolly]

*there’s a lack of response from the girl for a moment*

i don’t… i don’t think so…

[calglitchedout]

You hesitated.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*she isn’t sure how to respond to that*

[calglitchedout]

Kid, are you safe in that house?

[a-little-ragdolly]

…i don’t know

[calglitchedout]

I have a friend who can help, if you're not.

[a-little-ragdolly]

who?

[calglitchedout]

His name is Duke. He helps kids in tricky situations.

[a-little-ragdolly]

ok… um… thank you

[calglitchedout]

You're welcome. What's your name, kid?

[calglitchedout]

*when the glitch wakes up they find that slinky has moved to be on top of andy, trying to dig into his arm*

( @a-little-ragdolly )

Oh, no, buddy, you're gonna rip him.

[calglitchedout]

[Glitch chuckles.]

Come on. Let's go.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*andy follows glitch, heading towards pinebrook*

[calglitchedout]

[Glitch roams the streets, checking if Slinky shows any recognition at any of the houses.]

[a-little-ragdolly]

*once they get closer to one of the houses slinky starts squeaking nervously, tail fluffing up*

[calglitchedout]

Is that it?

[a-little-ragdolly]

probably…

[calglitchedout]

...you take Slinky home. I'll head in and you can meet up once it's settled.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*he nods, reaching up to pet slinky as he heads home*

[calglitchedout]

[Glitch walks up to the front door, knocking on it.]

[a-little-ragdolly]

*a man in a suit answers*

can i help you?

[calglitchedout]

Hi, I recently found a ferret, and the return address said here.

[a-little-ragdolly]

i don’t own a ferret

*he’s absolutely certain he scratched that address out*

[calglitchedout]

Does someone else in your household do?

[a-little-ragdolly]

*glitch can see a younger girl sitting on top of the stairs inside the house, eavesdropping in on the conversation*

no.

[calglitchedout]

That's a shame. It's real friendly. I'm sure whoever lost it is missing it terribly.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*the girl shrinks into herself slightly*

i’m sure they are.

[calglitchedout]

If you hear of anyone missing a ferret, would you mind giving them my number?

[a-little-ragdolly]

…sure

[calglitchedout]

Thank you. Have a good day sir.

[a-little-ragdolly]

you too

*a few minutes later glitch’s phone rings*

[calglitchedout]

[Glitch answers.]

Hello?

[a-little-ragdolly]

you said to call you? about the ferret?

[calglitchedout]

I'm assuming you're the kid on the stairs?

[a-little-ragdolly]

*she nods and quickly realizes glitch can’t see her*

yeah

[calglitchedout]

Let's start with you explaining how it got out in the first place.

[a-little-ragdolly]

i…

…it’s not safe here for it anymore. dad scratched it’s tag up ages ago, he wanted it to run away on its own. i was the one who took it out to the forest

you said you found it? is it okay?

[calglitchedout]

It's in a nice loving home now.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*she lets out a breath in relief*

good…that’s good

[calglitchedout]

Is anyone else in your house in danger?

[a-little-ragdolly]

*there’s a lack of response from the girl for a moment*

i don’t… i don’t think so…

[calglitchedout]

You hesitated.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*she isn’t sure how to respond to that*

[calglitchedout]

Kid, are you safe in that house?

[a-little-ragdolly]

…i don’t know

[calglitchedout]

I have a friend who can help, if you're not.

[a-little-ragdolly]

who?

[calglitchedout]

His name is Duke. He helps kids in tricky situations.

[calglitchedout]

*when the glitch wakes up they find that slinky has moved to be on top of andy, trying to dig into his arm*

( @a-little-ragdolly )

Oh, no, buddy, you're gonna rip him.

[calglitchedout]

[Glitch chuckles.]

Come on. Let's go.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*andy follows glitch, heading towards pinebrook*

[calglitchedout]

[Glitch roams the streets, checking if Slinky shows any recognition at any of the houses.]

[a-little-ragdolly]

*once they get closer to one of the houses slinky starts squeaking nervously, tail fluffing up*

[calglitchedout]

Is that it?

[a-little-ragdolly]

probably…

[calglitchedout]

...you take Slinky home. I'll head in and you can meet up once it's settled.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*he nods, reaching up to pet slinky as he heads home*

[calglitchedout]

[Glitch walks up to the front door, knocking on it.]

[a-little-ragdolly]

*a man in a suit answers*

can i help you?

[calglitchedout]

Hi, I recently found a ferret, and the return address said here.

[a-little-ragdolly]

i don’t own a ferret

*he’s absolutely certain he scratched that address out*

[calglitchedout]

Does someone else in your household do?

[a-little-ragdolly]

*glitch can see a younger girl sitting on top of the stairs inside the house, eavesdropping in on the conversation*

no.

[calglitchedout]

That's a shame. It's real friendly. I'm sure whoever lost it is missing it terribly.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*the girl shrinks into herself slightly*

i’m sure they are.

[calglitchedout]

If you hear of anyone missing a ferret, would you mind giving them my number?

[a-little-ragdolly]

…sure

[calglitchedout]

Thank you. Have a good day sir.

[a-little-ragdolly]

you too

*a few minutes later glitch’s phone rings*

[calglitchedout]

[Glitch answers.]

Hello?

[a-little-ragdolly]

you said to call you? about the ferret?

[calglitchedout]

I'm assuming you're the kid on the stairs?

[a-little-ragdolly]

*she nods and quickly realizes glitch can’t see her*

yeah

[calglitchedout]

Let's start with you explaining how it got out in the first place.

[a-little-ragdolly]

i…

…it’s not safe here for it anymore. dad scratched it’s tag up ages ago, he wanted it to run away on its own. i was the one who took it out to the forest

you said you found it? is it okay?

[calglitchedout]

It's in a nice loving home now.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*she lets out a breath in relief*

good…that’s good

[calglitchedout]

Is anyone else in your house in danger?

[a-little-ragdolly]

*there’s a lack of response from the girl for a moment*

i don’t… i don’t think so…

[calglitchedout]

You hesitated.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*she isn’t sure how to respond to that*

[calglitchedout]

Kid, are you safe in that house?

[a-little-ragdolly]

…i don’t know

[calglitchedout]

I have a friend who can help, if you're not.

[calglitchedout]

*when the glitch wakes up they find that slinky has moved to be on top of andy, trying to dig into his arm*

( @a-little-ragdolly )

Oh, no, buddy, you're gonna rip him.

[calglitchedout]

[Glitch chuckles.]

Come on. Let's go.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*andy follows glitch, heading towards pinebrook*

[calglitchedout]

[Glitch roams the streets, checking if Slinky shows any recognition at any of the houses.]

[a-little-ragdolly]

*once they get closer to one of the houses slinky starts squeaking nervously, tail fluffing up*

[calglitchedout]

Is that it?

[a-little-ragdolly]

probably…

[calglitchedout]

...you take Slinky home. I'll head in and you can meet up once it's settled.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*he nods, reaching up to pet slinky as he heads home*

[calglitchedout]

[Glitch walks up to the front door, knocking on it.]

[a-little-ragdolly]

*a man in a suit answers*

can i help you?

[calglitchedout]

Hi, I recently found a ferret, and the return address said here.

[a-little-ragdolly]

i don’t own a ferret

*he’s absolutely certain he scratched that address out*

[calglitchedout]

Does someone else in your household do?

[a-little-ragdolly]

*glitch can see a younger girl sitting on top of the stairs inside the house, eavesdropping in on the conversation*

no.

[calglitchedout]

That's a shame. It's real friendly. I'm sure whoever lost it is missing it terribly.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*the girl shrinks into herself slightly*

i’m sure they are.

[calglitchedout]

If you hear of anyone missing a ferret, would you mind giving them my number?

[a-little-ragdolly]

…sure

[calglitchedout]

Thank you. Have a good day sir.

[a-little-ragdolly]

you too

*a few minutes later glitch’s phone rings*

[calglitchedout]

[Glitch answers.]

Hello?

[a-little-ragdolly]

you said to call you? about the ferret?

[calglitchedout]

I'm assuming you're the kid on the stairs?

[a-little-ragdolly]

*she nods and quickly realizes glitch can’t see her*

yeah

[calglitchedout]

Let's start with you explaining how it got out in the first place.

[a-little-ragdolly]

i…

…it’s not safe here for it anymore. dad scratched it’s tag up ages ago, he wanted it to run away on its own. i was the one who took it out to the forest

you said you found it? is it okay?

[calglitchedout]

It's in a nice loving home now.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*she lets out a breath in relief*

good…that’s good

[calglitchedout]

Is anyone else in your house in danger?

[a-little-ragdolly]

*there’s a lack of response from the girl for a moment*

i don’t… i don’t think so…

[calglitchedout]

You hesitated.

[a-little-ragdolly]

*she isn’t sure how to respond to that*

[calglitchedout]

Kid, are you safe in that house?