HOTEL CALIBORNIA

Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to Hotel Calibornia --This is Mainly Being Kept Around as an Archive. This Blog is Inactive--

[calibornshotel]

you can tell I haven't used this in a while because half of the urls need to be updated and I just noticed that I didn't source shit. I'll get on that

[lucillesballs]

we all know a white girl whose middle name is marie

[chickenstab]

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[calibornshotel]

Updated the Folder with today's rp. Peruse at your desire!

[calibornshotel]

Feeling like some HC tomorrow...anyone in?

[calibornshotel]

((Changed the background guys! It took a lot of messing around and google searches, but I did it. Much more Calibornian))

[calibornshotel]

Calibornian Log entry 13-

Well It's been a while since I've written in this. I guess whatever was up with he collo collosi Big stone things made me forget about it. Anyway I killed them all, I think so that's cool. I guess I had a wish granted but for the life of me I can't remember what. Oh right something took over my body(probably that god thing that talked to me) and made me try to kill BoV and Charlie. He fended my possessed self off though so that's cool. uHM...I GuESS THAT"S ABOuT IT. YEAH. SEE YA.

((Side announcement I'm gonna have two weeks for spring break in Nevada so if anyone wants to do some HC at some point I'm game if my laptop still works.))

[happyds]

Sometimes when I’m sad, I like to draw Caliborn with a big bow

[calibornshotel]

WHO FOuND OuT ABOuT THAT?!

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((Quality roleplaying down here))

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[calibornshotel]

I really just want to bring this back because it was one of the funniest things to happen in this entire thing

[calibornshotel]

[lunartonic-blog]

friendly reminder that meenah thinks lord english is hot

[calibornshotel]

WELL I MEAN WHO WOuLDN'T?

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Would anyone like to dive back into the complicated and nonsensical adventures of Caliborn post-hotel-destruction?

[calibornshotel]

I went to go listen to Hotel California on youtube but I accidentally typed in Hotel Calibornia and I had memories of good and bad varieties.

[askcavalier]

Reblog if...

Your blog is anon-friendly

Your blog is magical-anon-friendly

Your blog is open to starters aimed at them

Your blog willing to respond to open starters

Your blog is open to questions about headcanons

[calibornshotel]

Narrator telling the story- Pt. 1

Ah.. A young cherub stands behind a concierge desk. The cherub, by nature, was rather green and just so happened to clash with the garish and tacky furniture in the room around him. This cherub was called by many names, mostly because of one particular human, but we aren't quite that far in the story yet. 

This Cherub's name was Caliborn, and he was a right twat. This twat just so happens to be our main character, I wouldn't go so far as to call him the protagonist because that would imply that he would actually do something. No, you see this Caliborn fellow had recently been adopted by a troll couple (The signless and the Disciple), but he kept brutally wrecking any hive they moved to. This is when Caliborn bought a hotel.

The Hotel Calibornia was not unlike hell. In fact it may have been hell's estranged brother who was sent away for being sick and twisted. The signless, still interested in his adoptive son's life, went and became the repairman of the site although repairs were fairly constant. 

Some early problems the hotel encountered involved a young troll named Aradia, who was eaten by a bear, and then by Caliborn himself. No one knows where she disappeared to, but many assume Caliborn's intestines may be to blame. A plague to the roof of the building began when the Dolorosa arrived and began making cookies, she blew a hole in the roof.. several times.

However the greatest adversity the hotel ever faced was brought about by one human female who could not remember anyone's name to save her life. She was Charlie. 

((To be Continued))