#undercover lemon

[wadjaya]

So my friend and I were talking about stuff randomly during class and we somehow got onto the topic of crushes and dating and whatnot.

At some point I said, "Jeeze, I haven't even been to first base. Hell, I'm not even in the ballpark."

And he replied with something like 'Yeah, you're like, playing hockey or soemthing.'

And I laughed for a second before he leaned in and said

"Touching the sticks."

And I swear we both died right then.

[calibornshotel]

Narrator telling the story- Pt. 1

Ah.. A young cherub stands behind a concierge desk. The cherub, by nature, was rather green and just so happened to clash with the garish and tacky furniture in the room around him. This cherub was called by many names, mostly because of one particular human, but we aren't quite that far in the story yet. 

This Cherub's name was Caliborn, and he was a right twat. This twat just so happens to be our main character, I wouldn't go so far as to call him the protagonist because that would imply that he would actually do something. No, you see this Caliborn fellow had recently been adopted by a troll couple (The signless and the Disciple), but he kept brutally wrecking any hive they moved to. This is when Caliborn bought a hotel.

The Hotel Calibornia was not unlike hell. In fact it may have been hell's estranged brother who was sent away for being sick and twisted. The signless, still interested in his adoptive son's life, went and became the repairman of the site although repairs were fairly constant. 

Some early problems the hotel encountered involved a young troll named Aradia, who was eaten by a bear, and then by Caliborn himself. No one knows where she disappeared to, but many assume Caliborn's intestines may be to blame. A plague to the roof of the building began when the Dolorosa arrived and began making cookies, she blew a hole in the roof.. several times.

However the greatest adversity the hotel ever faced was brought about by one human female who could not remember anyone's name to save her life. She was Charlie. 

((To be Continued))

[wadjaya]

Played a nice game while planning livestreams.

[wadjaya]

Had a pretty good match in the random battles.

Includes an epic final showdown.

[wadjaya]

[6/23/13 10:14:18 PM] Abby: Well thats good I guess haha [6/23/13 10:14:23 PM] Abby: Being alone all night suuuuucks [6/23/13 10:14:36 PM] Abby: 233437 of my friends go to bed at like [6/23/13 10:14:38 PM] Abby: 8 [6/23/13 10:14:38 PM] 7heracody: You're never alone if you have music

I think I was accidentally deep

[wadjaya]

[wadjaya]

Here have part 12.

(By the way....DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAA)

[wadjaya]

Ah, the long-awaited part eleven to the Caliborn story rp. Here it is, enjoy :)