Lost my mind, Lord I'm fine

Your names are Eridan Ampora and Terezi Pyrope. You are inhabitants of the Radiant Garden Castle, with Eridan living in the main part of the castle, and Terezi living in the dungeon. Despite knowing it's dangerous, Eridan is learning how to wield dark magics - which is a huge contrast to Terezi going to college! Buncha idiots. What will the both of you do now? M!A status: N/A ((This is a KHstuck!Eridan and Terezi role play blog. Please read the about and rules pages. PLEASE CONTACT ME PRIVATELY FOR MY SKYPE. ~Enya.))

[caliginousadvocate]

technogunblade:

Paying no mind to the cackles surrounding him, his stride stayed confident in it’s leisurely pace. Of course coming down for a less-than-simple chat wouldn’t be left without some fanfare, it was Terezi after all, and he was in her territory, under her unseeing watchful eyes. He gave no reaction to the telltale cape flourish, only coming to a halt when she finally spoke, always amused by how overbearingly extra she could be. Assured posture at his “name”, smirk melting into a disgruntled near-pout at the cruel joking, all the proper character cues done before even turning to face her but read all the same.

Sorry, honorable legislacerator, but court will not be in session today, maybe some other time. Perhaps accompanied by a nice meal and night on the town? 

Swaying scales aside, I’ve simply come to talk, no swinging gavels or nooses. If I remember correctly, back in my walker state I promised an explanation for my abrupt departure. I’ve come to deliver on that.

  A curious, but non-committal raise of an eyebrow was the first of many responses to the grim Shimada, as the hand of the law shifted to the side as she swung her trusty cane over her shoulders.  A slight chuckle escaped her dagger-like whites that shone pearly even in the dim light.  Her head tilted to the side in a played up attempt to show a sign of disappointment, an exaggerated pout pressing her lips together and hiding those fangs that could easily gut the beast with the toughest hide on dear old Alternia.  

  YOUR 4RT OF P3RSU4S1ON M4Y WORK ON M4NY 4N OFF1C14L, BUT 1′LL H4V3 YOU KNOW TH4T SUCH HON3Y3D WORDS W1LL G3T YOU NOWH3R3 W1TH M3 OTH3R TH4N 4 POL1T3 R3FUS4L 4S TH3 THOUGHT 1S GR34TLY 4PPR3C14T3D, BUT JUST1C3 DO3SN’T R3ST, 4ND C3RT41NLY DO3SN’T GO OUT FOR D1NN3R WH3N TH3R3′S WORK TO B3 DON3

  BUT W1TH TH1S D3V3LOPM3NT, 1 SUPPOS3 TH3 C4S3 DO3S H4V3 4 GOOD R34SON FOR B31NG P4US3D Y3T 4G41N...WOND3R WH4T 1 SH4LL C4LL TH1S H14TUS?

  YOU’V3 1NFORM4T1ON, 1NFORM4T1ON TH4T 1′V3 34G3RLY 4W41T3D 1N TH3 CRU3L CONF1N3S OF 4 STUFFY OFF1C3!  PL34S3, GO ON

  PL34S3 3XPL41N 4W4Y YOUR D3P4RTUR3 SO W3 C4N D3T3RM1N3 4 F1TT1NG PUN1SHM3NT FOR K33P1NG H1S HONOR4BL3 TYR4NNY W41T1NG

[caliginousadvocate]

catharticgrievance:

W8, seriously?

…

Heyyyyyyyy, if you need a place to get away, you can come on over if ya wanna. Vantas might even show his face 8ack here after days~

1 C4N’T B3L13V3 1′M 4CTU4LLY CONS1D3R1NG 1T, BUT Y34H OH MY GOD

F1N3, 1 4CC3PT YOUR 1NV1T4T1ON, VR1SK4

1T’S 4 H3LL OF 4 LOT B3TT3R TH4N L1ST3N1NG TO DROP TH4T 4SS FOUR CR4SS FOR TH3 FOUR HUNDR3DTH T1M3

R3M1ND M3 WH3R3 YOUR 4P4RTM3NT 1S 4G41N? >:?

[caliginousadvocate]

VR1SK4 1 4M T3XT1NG YOU 4S 4 L4ST D1TCH 3FFORT

D1RK 4ND L4LOND3 4R3N’T H3R3 SO 4MPOR4 TH1NKS H3 H4S FR33 R4NG3 OF TH3 C4STL3 4ND WON’T STOP BL4ST1NG TH3 S4M3 FOUR SONGS OV3R 4ND OV3R 4G41N

TH3 P1P3S 4R3 SH1T H3R3 4ND 1T 1S M4GN1F13D 1N TH3 B4S3M3NT

TH1S 1S 4N SOS YOU GOTT4 H3LP M3

1 TH1NK H3′S F1N4LLY LOST 1T H1S P4N 1S THOROUGHLY CORROD3D S3ND H3LP

[technogunblade]

With those two screaming their heads off and plenty occupied, I guess this is perfect timing to get some explaining over and done with with the remaining free person.

Heads down to the basement.

[caliginousadvocate]

  Low cackling echoes through the halls of the basement, seemingly coming from every direction.  The voice seemed to follow any who dared step foot into the lair below the castle, but no footsteps upon the floor to signify any following the wayward Strider.  Only once did he cross the threshold of no return, did a flutter of fabric sound from above him and land behind him, a diminutive figure cloaked in red standing up to her full height sneaking up behind him.

  W3LL W3LL W3LL, 1F 1T 1SN’T TH3 GR1M M1ST3R SH1M4D4 Y4M4TO!  COM3 TO COMPL3T3 TH3 D4ST4RDLY TR14L 4G41NST H1S OWN GODS FORS4K3N3D F4M1LY?  OR 4R3 TH3R3 OTH3R R34SONS B3H1ND TH1S V1S1T TO TH3 GR34T BL1ND3Y3?

  B3C4US3, L1K3 YOUR BROTH3R, 1 4M *DY1NG* TO KNOW

[caliginousadvocate]

technogunblade:

…Yeah, pretty much all I gleaned from that is you calling me a dick sucker and telling me to leave.

Rude.

o m f g that was great

see, i didn’t LET them, they just happened to find it while i wasn’t lookin’ since i was sleepin’

warnin’ ya woulda ruined all the fun, it was a surprise! tho i shoulda put the pups away beforehand…

i can help ya clean ‘em…?

  you forgot crazy, but at least ya understand the gist a it.  still dont knoww wwhat the goddamned human term for that is...rox, wwhat do ya call looneyblocks?  cant be bothered to remember myself.

  ....if youd so kindly, id appreciate that.  but not before you stop lookin like some twwilight reject.

[caliginousadvocate]

technogunblade:

Sounds fake, but okay.

but glitter tho

tho wit books it fuckin’ sucks shit considerin’ all the surface area of pages it has ta hide in. i know this from experience, i’m still findin’ it in my CotL books

uhhhhhhh… the puppies are gonna need a ban too, just fyi

  ...

  strider, i think youd do wwell to shut your squawwk gaper an wwalk your spinal crevvice back to your block before you spout somethin you truly regret.  because that bugwinged bulge lickin an definitely suckin ignorance tunnel a yours needs to get a feww thins straight before ya start soundin like you should be in a looneyblock.  so fuck right off.

  anywways, rox.

  hm, howw do i wword this...

  the FUCK did you just say bout nau an cor did you SERIOUSLY let them roll around in that shit are you fuckin kiddin me?!

  god, im gonna havve to step outside an clean them.  fuckin hell, this is gonna be a pain in the ass...

  you shoulda WWARNED me, ROX, before doin this SHIT.  coulda kept them in here to keep this glitterpocalypse at bay.  christ...

[caliginousadvocate]

technogunblade:

COMPLETELY NORMAL, TEXTBOOK HUMAN REACTION TA THE ANNUAL ANNIVERSARY OF GRACIN’ THE WORLDS WIT UR FINE AF SELF

nahhhhh they’ll notice bc it’ll be too quiet if ya go belly up, an’ i ain’t even huggin’ ya that hard

  evvery moirail im gonna havve is goin to force me through this shit, arent they gods damn it all

  fine, i fuckin resign my fate to wwhatevver your schemin wways havve planned.  you cant fuckin tell rezi wwhat day it is, though, she wwill NEVVER let me livve it down.  NEVVER.

[technogunblade]

caliginousadvocate replied to your post: I woke up to dicks on my face in both sticker and…

CA: an its because a that absolutely STELLAR turn a evvents that youre both banned from the library until the glitters GONE. that shit is effectivvely a plague, an about as contagious as the wworst a the wworst. dont you evven dare step a single support plank here, i swwear to fuckin god.

Support Plank.

And she’s the one who did it, not me.

throw me under the tires of the big ol’ snitch bus why don’t ya goddamn

eri thats the secret

the glitter will never be gone

[caliginousadvocate]

  yes, strider, support plank.  its fuckin self explanatory, like support pillars.  thores as tormented as you are, savve me from this fuckin GENIUS.

  youre both still afflicted wwith this shimerin blight, so neither a ya are permitted on the grounds a the library.  dont wwant that shit contaminatin the books.  again, OBVVIOUS.

[caliginousadvocate]

technogunblade:

OH C’MON YOU KNEW IT WAS COMIN’~

CONGRATS ON MAKIN’ IT ANOTHER PLANETARY REVOLUTION, YA GIANT NERD

  IS THIS NORMAL?

  IS THIS NORMAL BEHAVVIOR FOR YOUR KIND, OR IS THIS JUST YOU?  I CANT TELL AT THIS POINT.

  gods help me, im goin to die vvia suffocation by my moirails owwn hands an no one wwould evven fuckin notice.

[caliginousadvocate]

technogunblade:

ERIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII~!

HAPPY WRIGGLIN’ DAY!!!

  GOD FUCKIN DAMN IT.

[caliginousadvocate]

  TH3 MOST CUR1OUS S3T OF 3V3NTS H4V3 OCCUR3D

  L4LOND3 1S OFF TH3 W4LLS 3CST4T1C, WH1L3 4MPOR4′S M1S3R4BL3 B3YOND COMPR3H3NS1ON

  1′V3 D3DUC3D B4S3D ON L4LOND3′S SH4D1N3SS TH4T TH3S3 TWO 3V3NTS CORR3L4T3 BUT FOR WHY 1 DON’T KNOW JUST Y3T...

  HMM 

[caliginousadvocate]

  i suppose the inevvitable is wwhat i get for finally slippin up after swweeps a lyin about THAT particularly accursed, wwretched day on the fuckin calendar.  a course it had to not only be the same on the swweepal one, but also the fuckin YEARLY one.  god fuckin damn it i hate this shit.

  rox isnt goin to let me livve this dowwn, god damn it.  

  wwell if i die in the next ten minutes or so, my moirails to blame an thats all i havve to say on the matter.

[caliginousadvocate]

technogunblade:

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

  1′M BOR3D

  STR1D3R’S NOT H3R3

  WH3R3 TH3 FUCK1TY D1D H3 GO

[caliginousadvocate]

WOW 1 D1DNT R34L1Z3 HOW FUCK1NG BOR1NG TH1S PL4C3 1S W1THOUT STR1D3R

1 DONT L1K3 1T, WH3R3 TH3 FUCK D1D H3 GO

1 M34N 1T’S NOT 4 N3W D3V3LOPM3NT S1NC3 H3 K3PT L34V1NG W1TH TH4T B4G OF H1S TH4T W4S SUSP1C1OUSLY SH4P3D, BUT H3′S B33N GON3 4 WH1L3, 1′M ST4RT1NG TO SUSP3CT FOUL PL4Y

......L4444444444444444444444444444444444444LOONND33333333

[technologicalgambler]

  ((Well, that whole December/January shtick went so well.  Hope ya caught my sarcasm, because I’m mad at myself.  The inability to complete plot threads was mostly due to end of year depression/anxiety, school being a bitch, and the fact that neither of us (Technomun who is simultaneously Grimmun, and Cathartimun) can get our shit together. 

  ((This post is just playing catch up with all of the shit that happened out of tumblr over the course of the last two months.  So a lot of stuff has happened, that’ll be under the cut.))

Keep reading

[caliginousadvocate]

  ((Hey guys, quick update and heads up!  If ya haven’t noticed, Terezi’s here to stay as our resident teal in the dungeons with her dragon (good luck getting me to stop with those jokes).  But right now, it’s Dirk and Roxy’s birthday party!  It’s also the party for two shits over in Destiny Islands, and our dear grinning ghost, Grim.

  In order to make it easier on me, and not clog shit up, they’re hopping on over to Jade and Dave’s blog for the time being.  There’s a lot of plot advancement Roxymun and I wanted to work on, and it involves the workshop as a central point to everything.  It’s easier for these two to temporarily move over to the Destiny Island crew’s blog for the time being.  Posts concerning them will be reblogged back over here for continuity sake!

--Enya))

[caliginousadvocate]

i cannot believve the fact that rox is fuckin makin me go ovver to that stupid fuckin shop god fuckin damn it, wwe havve to spend the WWEEKEND wwith those shits?!  wwho the FUCK said that harley an strider wwere allowwed to continue to livve?  GOD, this is gonna be miserable.

H3Y, 1′M NOT TOO FOND OF TH3 1D34 31TH3R!  QU1T COMPL41N1NG!  YOU’V3 4T L34ST GOT 4 R34SON FOR GO1NG, ‘C4US3 1T’S YOUR MO1R41L’S WR1GGL1NG D4Y, BUT 1′V3 ONLY KNOWN TH3S3 GUYS FOR WH4T, 4 W33K OR SO?

B3YOND ST34L1NG--1 M34N BORROW1NG R4SPB3RRY COTTON C4NDY’S G4M3S, 1′V3 H4RDLY H4D 4NY 1NT3R4CT1ONS W1TH YOUR HUM4NS

theyre not my humans, you damn wwell knoww that, you shit.  

MY PO1NT ST1LL ST4NDS 4S 4N 3XH1B1T FOR TH3 JURY TO 3V4LU4T3 1N TH3 C4S3 OF 1 4M NOT QU4L1F13D TO GO ON TH1S WR1GGL1NG D4Y 3XCURS1ON

wwell too bad.  if im goin to suffer, then you are too.

N4H, 1T’LL B3 FUN L1ST3N1NG TO YOU GO THROUGH TH1S