Calissa Rowan

Half afloat over here

[1-wonder-1]

I just watched Andy Burnham make his first speech as prime minister, and when it was over, my sister turned to me and said, ‘You know who should be prime minister? Mell.’ So if you ever have a free weekend and wanted to run for government in the UK, congratulations, you have a steadfast supporter.

Also nominated was @i-am-a-fish and someone else whose name I can’t recall, but I’m backing you anyway so it doesn’t matter.

LMAO well I appreciate the nomination and trust and I’m sure I’d be a great politician but that’s going to be difficult given that I live in Texas.

[calissarowan]

Aw, man….

Well, only one thing for it.

Time to nominate @rainyraisin.

[1-wonder-1]

WELL HE’S DEFINITELY GOT MY VOTE TOO:3 (if I could vote in uk elections LMAO)

[rainyraisin]

WHAKDHKSJDKD THANK U GUYS LOL

But idk if i would be that great a politician im too anxious lol 💔 I think we should be directing this towards a real political figure...

VOTE COUNT BINFACE FOR MP 🔥🔥🔥

[calissarowan]

YES!! TUMBLR USERS OF CLACTON, PLEASE VOTE BINFACE! HE’S BEEN OFFICIALLY ENDORSED!

[1-wonder-1]

I just watched Andy Burnham make his first speech as prime minister, and when it was over, my sister turned to me and said, ‘You know who should be prime minister? Mell.’ So if you ever have a free weekend and wanted to run for government in the UK, congratulations, you have a steadfast supporter.

Also nominated was @i-am-a-fish and someone else whose name I can’t recall, but I’m backing you anyway so it doesn’t matter.

LMAO well I appreciate the nomination and trust and I’m sure I’d be a great politician but that’s going to be difficult given that I live in Texas.

[calissarowan]

Aw, man….

Well, only one thing for it.

Time to nominate @rainyraisin.

[calissarowan]

My dad looking at my makeup: Why do you have so much stuff?

Me: I’m a woman. And a hoarder.

[calissarowan]

As a people pleaser, reaching the point where you're tired and irritated enough to say, 'You know what, I CANNOT be arsed at this point.' is a strange and magical thing.

[calissarowan]

Doing Artfight for the very first time this year! Here’s my first attack for @rainyraisin. I love these two so much, they’re so gosh darned fun to draw! Tidbit I didn’t remember to share on Artfight, but I listened to Sky Full of Stars on endless loop while I drew this.

[1-wonder-1]

caine, if the shock bracelet REALLY doesn't hurt that badly, then why do you refuse to wear one?

[calissarowan]

I believe in you, Rainy. Fight him. We have faith in you and your height advantage.

[rainyraisin]

THANK YOU‼️‼️💪💪🔥🔥💖💖🌸🌸✨️✨️🎀🎀 Im 5'1" which is a lot taller than him so im pretty sure Ive got this 🙂‍↕️💖🌸🎀✨️

[calissarowan]

YOU GOT THIS!!!

But if you need backup, I’m 5’2” - we’ve got a pretty good height advantage there. So we could team up, fight Caine, then ride the victory high right through the hospital and fight Dr Abel. And then we should go get Subway or something, defeating evil mannequins makes me hungry.

[gamergirl-lumine]

Can I come? I have a new mallet I’ve been dying to use. There’s also fire…

Unless this is strictly a fist fight, then I’m happy to show him my new gloves up close and personal. >:3

[calissarowan]

Well this is rapidly devolving into an angry mob.

[1-wonder-1]

caine, if the shock bracelet REALLY doesn't hurt that badly, then why do you refuse to wear one?

[calissarowan]

I believe in you, Rainy. Fight him. We have faith in you and your height advantage.

[rainyraisin]

THANK YOU‼️‼️💪💪🔥🔥💖💖🌸🌸✨️✨️🎀🎀 Im 5'1" which is a lot taller than him so im pretty sure Ive got this 🙂‍↕️💖🌸🎀✨️

[calissarowan]

YOU GOT THIS!!!

But if you need backup, I’m 5’2” - we’ve got a pretty good height advantage there. So we could team up, fight Caine, then ride the victory high right through the hospital and fight Dr Abel. And then we should go get Subway or something, defeating evil mannequins makes me hungry.

[1-wonder-1]

caine, if the shock bracelet REALLY doesn't hurt that badly, then why do you refuse to wear one?

[calissarowan]

I believe in you, Rainy. Fight him. We have faith in you and your height advantage.

[calissarowan]

…You know what, fuck carefully sitting down build the au from the bottom up.

goes to obsessively draw transfem sinner Jax

[calissarowan]

Most random thing I’ve asked on Tumblr (probably not but I can’t be bothered to look back through the annals of me), but has anyone else sat Edexcel A-level maths? And if you have…can you please tell me how the Statistics and Mechanics paper works? Cause…they have two separate papers…listed as two separate exams…but mechanics starts right as statistics ends, so…do they give you both papers from the get-go, or give you the mechanics paper when the stats one is finished, but I don’t think that would work, cause…my exam centre has to go through a huge, time-consuming palaver to put out all the papers. Neither idea makes sense to me and even though I sit the paper in a week and I’ll find out, I’d really like to know in advance so I can study rather than fixate on logistics.

[rainyraisin]

I had some time to kill while I waited for a Teams call to start earlier - and what, you ask, do people do when they aren’t allowed on the Teams call yet because they managed to be far too early?

They draw Butterfly Effect Pomni in a little notebook of course!

And SLH Jax. Him too. He is also there. They got banana splits! Idk if he’s allowed banana splits, I took some artistic liberties with it.

Also, my god, Swap Pomni is so cute to draw!! I love her so much!

Anyway, have a great day and may the AU gods continue to bless you, or however normal people say goodbye.

OHHHHHHHH OMIGOSH THESE R SO SO SO CUTE‼️‼️‼️‼️🥺🥺🥺💖💖✨️✨️✨️🎀🎀🌸🌸🌸 @1-wonder-1 LOOK AT OUR BABIES SOBS ITS NIGHTLIGHTTTTT 💖💖✨️✨️✨️🎀🎀🌸🌸🌸 idk if he is either but he deserves one 💖✨️🎀🌸 he can have one as a treat...

THANK U AWWWWWW IM SO GLAD U HAD FUN DRAWING HER YIPPEE YIPPEE‼️‼️‼️💖💖✨️✨️✨️🎀🎀🌸🌸🌸 gosh I sure do hope the AU gods bless me... I HOPE THEY DO THE SAME FOR U TOO‼️‼️‼️‼️✨️🎀🎀🌸🌸🌸💖💖💪💪🔥🔥🔥

THANK U SO MUCH FOR THE ADORABLE ART AHHHHH I LOVE THESE SO MUCH‼️‼️‼️🥺🥺🥺✨️✨️🎀🎀🌸🌸💖💖💖

Masterpost‼️‼️‼️

[1-wonder-1]

NIGHTLIGHT NIGHTLIGHT NIGHTLIGHT OUR BABIESSSSSS NIGHTLIGHT NIGHTLIGHT NIGHTLIGHTTTTTT!!!! I do think Pajamas would be able to eat banana splits better than a lot of foods cuz he does have trouble swallowing and ice cream and bananas sound easier to swallow….but he can only have one if he’s good/silly

GOSH I HOPE THE AU GODS BLESS ALL OF US. HOW DO I WORSHIP THEM???/silly

ALSO I ALSO AGREE THAT THIS IS ADORABLE ART!!!!!

[calissarowan]

Yay! He can have banana splits! He deserves one. And also a fuzzy blanket, Stars, exactly twelve stuffed animals, a big hug and forty years of therapy. And maybe a stress ball.

And to worship the au gods, you draw awesome au art and write awesome au lore, and it goes out into the universe and the au gods see it and say in a deep, rumbling god voice ‘MAN. THAT IS PEAK.’ They say it of both your aus often, I’m quite certain.

[rainyraisin]

I had some time to kill while I waited for a Teams call to start earlier - and what, you ask, do people do when they aren’t allowed on the Teams call yet because they managed to be far too early?

They draw Butterfly Effect Pomni in a little notebook of course!

And SLH Jax. Him too. He is also there. They got banana splits! Idk if he’s allowed banana splits, I took some artistic liberties with it.

Also, my god, Swap Pomni is so cute to draw!! I love her so much!

Anyway, have a great day and may the AU gods continue to bless you, or however normal people say goodbye.

OHHHHHHHH OMIGOSH THESE R SO SO SO CUTE‼️‼️‼️‼️🥺🥺🥺💖💖✨️✨️✨️🎀🎀🌸🌸🌸 @1-wonder-1 LOOK AT OUR BABIES SOBS ITS NIGHTLIGHTTTTT 💖💖✨️✨️✨️🎀🎀🌸🌸🌸 idk if he is either but he deserves one 💖✨️🎀🌸 he can have one as a treat...

THANK U AWWWWWW IM SO GLAD U HAD FUN DRAWING HER YIPPEE YIPPEE‼️‼️‼️💖💖✨️✨️✨️🎀🎀🌸🌸🌸 gosh I sure do hope the AU gods bless me... I HOPE THEY DO THE SAME FOR U TOO‼️‼️‼️‼️✨️🎀🎀🌸🌸🌸💖💖💪💪🔥🔥🔥

THANK U SO MUCH FOR THE ADORABLE ART AHHHHH I LOVE THESE SO MUCH‼️‼️‼️🥺🥺🥺✨️✨️🎀🎀🌸🌸💖💖💖

Masterpost‼️‼️‼️

[calissarowan]

I’m so happy you like it!!! And may I say, you have the BEST ask response I’ve ever seen - you have no idea how buoyed I am right now! I should definitely draw them both again, they’re so freakin’ cute!!!

[gamergirl-lumine]

“What is it?” Caine thundered, tears streaming down his face. “WHAT IS IT ABOUT YOU TAHT MAKES THEM WANT TO LOVE YOU?!”

“Maybe it’s the fact I have a heart?” Jax bit back. Sure, he chose to ignore it half the time, but he was human. As long as he was human, they wouldn’t give up on him. Even if he begged them to leave him be, they’d never stop.

Caine lifted his eyes, something dark shining within him. “If that’s so… then I suppose I’ll be needing yours.”

Wait- WHAT?!

[calissarowan]

Currently in a library with two rules.

1: Keep conversations whispered and infrequent.

2: No hot food.

Based on how well the first one's going, I expect someone will walk past with a pot roast soon.

[1-wonder-1]

Hiiii! So, do you remember when I sent you that ask a while back about Peeled Jax in the hospital?

After almost a month of telling myself I’m gonna draw it…

I drew it!!!

You said Gangle and Ragatha would like him and want to help, so they are providing cuddles and also his very fetching new jumper. Also, god I love drawing your Ragatha…she’s so unbelievably adorable in every conceivable way. I know both Jaxes probably wouldn’t actually get along so well, or want to see a version of themselves that had been peeled/abstracted, but I couldn’t resist the life of the fluff. They have no voice and they must yap.

Thanks for reading my ask and having such an awesome au, I hope you have an awesome day!!

GAAAAAASSSSSP AWWWWWWWWWW LOOK AT THEMM IT’S SO FLUFFY I LOVE IT 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷 HE EVEN HAS POMNI’S BEANIE IN ONE AWWWWWW

[calissarowan]

Thank youuuu! ❤️ I’m so happy you liked it!! (I can’t decide if Pomni gave him the beanie if her own accord, or if Ragatha was like ‘Maybe he needs a hat…’ so Jax decided to be his own brand of helpful and went and stole one, and Pomni just let him keep it cause she’s nice like that and she’s on a real ‘helping some version of Jax unwillingly and unknowingly’ streak.)

[calissarowan]

Hazbin Hotel x Tadc, anyone? Made a little au that won’t leave my head and Pomni was the first one to have her whole design page done and I wanted to try and post something again, so…

She’s a winner, obviously, because she’s a sweetheart and she absolutely deserves eternal paradise with all her friends. …Like, most of her friends. Four outta five isn’t bad…

Gonna see if I can do more with this, kinda creeping out of my little hole to poke my head above ground, but anyway, this au which I’m currently calling The Amazing Digital Afterlife because I can’t think of anything better is set right after episode 8. Basically, the whole circus fell completely to pieces and their avatars were completely destroyed, so technically, they died, and one minute everything was falling to pieces and going white, and the next…a very enthusiastic winged twink was welcoming them to Heaven.

Which is almost weirder than the giant set of teeth welcoming them to a circus.

…Almost.

[calissarowan]

Well on the plus side…my hopes for an hour-long finale are all coming true.

On the downside I’m gonna have to swear off the internet for like two weeks to avoid spoilers. Dammit.